DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
It is a win win either way. When tips are low we get the Phil rage. If OIC tips a bunch to make the trolls punch air it almost as entertaining knowing he is giving money to an addict who will waste it immediately and each further tip makes it harder for OIC to ever live a normal life. Imagine trying to get a long time girlfriend or wife and having to explain to her why you gave some fat autist tens of thousands of dollars to watch him put on a hat or buy a new PC.
D sp has nothing to fall back on and is nearing 50s. No 401k, no savings, lives paycheck to paycheck. OIC and other trolls will be labeled as trolls and murderers. God have mercy on you all your supporters.
 
I tuned in ddm for a min and im already out. Dsp is a fuckin retard! First he misses an easy jump twice in the sewers, blames the character, not his fault. Climbs up a bit, looks down, "look, completely new area". It was the area he started the sewers. Jumps downs, walks around a bit, cant recognize the place he went through2 mins ago, heads for the door he entered, goes through. "Wait a minute, im going in circles".

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You're confusing Derich for someone else and the way you're describing Derich doesn't describe him. Derich is NOT a paypig. He doesn't donate to Phil aside from the one time years ago when he took his literal mom's credit card and it got refunded, he has no control of his finances, has never been on the king of hate forums and has very little understanding of anything.

All Derich does is parrot stuff back as he is mentally incapable of anything else, gives shoutouts to whores, wrestlers and e-sports people on Twitter, and generally likes Phil's content. He has no clue what Phil talks about when he begs or when he bitches. Derich is also only 20 but has been watching Phil since he was 14 and not because he's some 40 year old loser like Papavera.
Just to clarify, Derich does use the tumbleweed forums as Derichloveslemur, DerichlovesSylveon, and DerichlovesT most recently.
 
Did.. Dave make Derich an autist? Surely being exposed to Dave in an unironic setting for that long would have medium to severe consequences, right? Perhaps Derich would've only had to struggle with his porn addiction if he never discovered DSP
That's kinda what I am thinking too. Like, when confronted and called out on his contradictions and lies I've heard DSP say, "you are just a stupid kid who doesn't understand adult life." Yea, exactly DSP, maybe that's true. You were just wearing a Pikachu hat (or cookie monster outfit), what kind of demographic did you expect to garner? He lures them in with kiddie stuff then bombards them with complex adult problems, projecting his neurotic fear/doom trauma onto them. Again: let kids be kids.

Dr. Disrespect occasionally kind of does the same thing; he lures them in with the muppet wig, then he will slip in a subtle beg like "gassing up the Lambo is expensive, champs." Yea, not my problem, and especially not some random kid's problem. Doc already got his pre-recorded plugs where he tells you how to join or donate; complaining about gas prices I feel is a beg veiled with a joke. I am nit-picking here (I am not a Dr. D detractor, lol), but it's the only other side example I could think of (probably are a lot better examples).

And yea, what are the long term effects of pignosis on the developing brain? How many fucking times can you listen to "All Employees, please report to the platform" before you start drooling and referring to yourself in the third person like an MK Ultra victim. Or, just been conditioned and traumatized (over and over and over) with fear and doom. To us it's stupid, but imagine being a kid and like, Barney the Dinosaur (your favorite) is sitting there saying he's going to starve and freeze to death if you don't give him a $1.49, RIGHT NOW. Phil is literally their Barney, lol. It's weird too, because DSP's greatest bond with his audience is literally crisis and fear.

Anyways, I'm probably just making a mountain out of a molehill. But, dumping your complex and dire adult problems (ESPECIALLY if they are fabricated) onto your audience while wearing childrens' entertainer costumes and laughing like a literal trained clown is fucking creepy and just plain wrong.
 
I don't know when you came on the detracting scene but there is this widespread misconception among especially newer folk that the SoK were some sort of menace against phil the likes of which haven't been seen since, hacking into his bank accounts and leaving dead cats at his door but thats really not true at all. Like most they were more chroniclers and commentators. Maybe a bit more obsessive than average turning in 4 hr videos. The most direct thing I can think of off the top of my head that they did 'against him' was build some well in Africa with their name on it.
Yeah sorry poor word choice, I didn't mean the SoK were the only ones behind the stuff that was happening to DSP at the time. I just meant in the era of the SoK is when he was swatted, the strikes, the DDOSing, trolls mail actually showing up at his place or him having to deal with it moreso. Just meaning he hasn't always had it this easy.

The SoK actually helped Phil in one instance. Didn't he retroactively blame them for the "real" reason him and Leanna didn't go to her brothers wedding, when in reality it was cause he wanted to play fallout 4? Thank goodness he can blame them for it so he can memory hole that was the real reason instead of facing the fact he is a garbage human being.
 
Eyes bugging out again. He glanced at the camera 4 times in 3 seconds.

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He seems to do this when he says something he knows he is going to get a backlash for, or something he knows is wrong. He did the same thing after he said the 'Slave Trade' joke. What was being said? Either the clip has no sound or Firefox wants to gas me.
 
He said earlier in the stream he couldn’t tune in due to time difference.

“So, that was a fucking lie” - Tyler, the Creator
Yeah seeing a pattern of "how do things work around here?" with this crap. Would love for someone to look into it.

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Really man? The guy reminds you every single stream, every single day.
 
If your bank account has more than $0 in it, then you are richer than Phil as that money he made is already gone
If you own your car or dwelling you are richer than DSP will ever be because he will never accomplish either of those things.
Darth Revan? Feel like I’ve seen this name before. Can’t keep up with all the dent heads.
KOTOR.
 
Yeah seeing a pattern of "how do things work around here?" with this crap. Would love for someone to look into it.

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Really man? The guy reminds you every single stream, every single day.
Well let's see:

First appearance
"Phil I've been watching you since Falllout 3. I'm a long time fan keep up the good work!" - tip message.

Then
Appears in chat for the first time: 2-month membership.

And then

What is the $150 goal?

Lazy. Just lazy.
 
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