NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

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It’s not even their lack of social skills that astound me, it’s the fact that they’re all misanthropic, pathetic creatures who wish everyone else was as miserable as them.

Someone points out that the chair isn’t occupied and you can put your stuff there? “REEE! Mind your own business NORMIE!”

A cashier trying to make some polite conversation? “REEE! Must put on headphones to ignore!”

Making small talk is human nature, maybe they’re having a great day and are feeling talkative. Maybe they’re the kind of person who thinks it’s fulfilling to have a quick chat and make someone smile.

It doesn’t kill you to chat for a minute and smile. It’s what decent normal people do unless their car just died or whatever.

But these weird basement fucks want none of that. Just want to stew in their misery.
 
I love how you're allowed to stereotype groups of people and "notice patterns" among particular groups as long as it's a group that Era doesn't like. "Hate speech" is fine as long as it's someone they hate. If someone said that there's patterns amongst particular groups of people committing crime and having antisocial behavior more than other groups of people on average, on the other hand....
 
Looking through a thread this long is the stuff of nightmares.
Does anyone have pics/archives of them sperging out over Xenoblade 3? There’s a photo near near the end of the game that apparently made a lot of them lose their shit.
Oh yeah, they went BONKERS at the idea that a male character had multiple sexy wives. And we documented a certain amount of it, starting here:

The Resetera thread where they went nuts starts here:
 
#StopAsianHate was funny because it started with a John and ended with the media trying very hard to ignore all reports of black-on-asian violence which just happened to be the majority of reported crimes, for some reason. They haven't quite put their finger on it yet.

Slight mutiny as the users took it on themselves to unlock the thread.
 
Making small talk is human nature, maybe they’re having a great day and are feeling talkative. Maybe they’re the kind of person who thinks it’s fulfilling to have a quick chat and make someone smile.
I encounter this on a daily basis, someone says have a nice day, a random inoffensive act of kindness, or a cashier says something like "have a blessed day," and maybe they're saying Jesus shit at me, in an entirely benevolent way. The proper response is "thank you," even if you don't feel that, because you aren't a completely sociopathic dick who responds to well-intentioned acts with pure evil. You know, unlike RetardEra members.

Have I mentioned recently how much I hate these abominably awful shitpeople?
 
I don't even understand these freaks. How is it even possible to still be mad about shit that happened in high school? What the fuck is wrong with these people? I can't even imagine being mad about shit I don't even remember any more.

At some point, shouldn't people this mentally broken just be put in a home?

The whole userbase there never got over being bullied in High School. Unfortunately it wasn't even the quality 70's/80's bullying that would make a kid shut up or man up, they probably just got called a fag for wearing a Pokemon T-shirt one time, got ignored or thought someone looked at them the wrong way "Bullying".
 
The whole userbase there never got over being bullied in High School. Unfortunately it wasn't even the quality 70's/80's bullying that would make a kid shut up or man up, they probably just got called a fag for wearing a Pokemon T-shirt one time, got ignored or thought someone looked at them the wrong way "Bullying".
Anyone who grew up in the '80s and was into D&D and comics and read books by Michael MORE COCK had some of this shit, but we got over it and some of us even have our old bullies as Facebook friends as well as the people we bullied ourselves.
 
I encounter this on a daily basis, someone says have a nice day, a random inoffensive act of kindness, or a cashier says something like "have a blessed day," and maybe they're saying Jesus shit at me, in an entirely benevolent way. The proper response is "thank you," even if you don't feel that, because you aren't a completely sociopathic dick who responds to well-intentioned acts with pure evil. You know, unlike RetardEra members.

Have I mentioned recently how much I hate these abominably awful shitpeople?
The thing that gets me is if an Era poster actually works, 9 times out of 10, it's some low level IT/retail/call center job, so you think they would have some empathy for a worker trying to make their day not as monotonous (also, some jobs require the workers to make small talk). These people really are miserable cunts.
 
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"Bizarre timing"? His wife obviously took herself off birth control, now she can divorce him, live off that child support and trade up to be with a real man. I give it 6 months until he makes that topic.

Yes, what bizarre timing indeed! Couple in their mid thirties… She wants kids, he doesn’t. Truly a mystery how this came to be! Dr d as


Great example of the kind of broken manchildren who are regulars at Era. The guy is seriously bawling because he will have to play less video games and buy less toys and crap he doesn’t need.

(Fucking LOL! At his “spontaneous travel” and “meeting new people”. Nevermind that this guys probably never goes anywhere. Do kids come with a 500lb weight attached these days so you can’t bring them with you? And what “new people” does he want to meet? People in their thirties are usually too busy being adults and starting families, the stuff he’s trying to avoid, to pal around with new friends.)
 
"Bizarre timing"? His wife obviously took herself off birth control

based on his wording I assume she wasn't on it at all and they just got sloppy with their timing on the pull out method. it happens, i know from ....experience. honestly, I had a lot of the same feelings as he expresses when I knocked up my (now wife) girlfriend, but it didn't last all the way to my kids birth.
 
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