DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Don't worry, it's turned up now, in it's usual not at all suspicious manner.
After a break, who'd have seen that coming...

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Well gee whizz, what on earth could have caused your voice to be all fucked up? Maybe it's from all the yelling at the camera for 45 minutes you just did? Oh no, of course not; it must be pollen or the air conditioner. Of course! How stupid of me!

Nothing he could do. Not his fault. He did everything correct.
What the hell? Did he start thinking of T Carter? Its the exact same vocal fry. I geniunely thought he was fake crying
 
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Someone suggested he have a members goal to take an extra day off.
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And this here is what we talk about when we say Piggy has a gambling problem. Him taking an extra day off doesn't mean he earned enough to do so it means that that's one day less he can bilk these fucking retards out of their disability checks.
 
Phil has shown recently that he is definitely not above completely humiliating himself it means he can avoid the consequences of his actions. Him weeping and claiming to be an alcoholic to avoid getting beating and him breaking down in tears when responding to Howard's criticism of him monetizing his friend's death being 2 recent examples.

I fully believe Phil would have been on stream crying about being a gambling addict and rolling in pitytardbucks already if it weren't for the spectre of bankruptcy fraud looming over him.

Rest assured though some years down the line, when his back's against the wall and he thinks he can get away with it, he'll be on stream rattling his cup while teary eyed, telling the tale of how he lost everything to his addiction and it wasn't his fault and he needs YOUR support. He cannot help himself.
 
DSP should look up the word "conspiracy." Accusing a lone man of lying to a camera for personal benefit cannot be a "conspiracy theory," whether it is 100% true or 100% false.

DSP's excuses and goalpost moving remind me of John Wayne Gacy's death penalty appeal attempts (after dozens of bodies being found buried under his house, and being convicted of many felonies).

From Wiki:
Gacy also contended that, although he had "some knowledge" of five of the murders (those of McCoy, Butkovich, Godzik, Szyc and Piest), the other 28 murders had been committed by employees who had keys to his house while he was away on business trips.[21]

"Ok, ok. guiz. There WERE Hogan Jpegs on my phone, but guess what? They weren't mine! That's right! Tyrone, Kat's Masseur, was borrowing my phone without asking and pulling for top tier wrestlers!"
 
I doubt that shit had much bearing on them dismissing the amount of money they did for Phil. It was a combination of covid, nobody he owned money too caring much, and the people running the show being boomers who know less than Phil about anything digital that did it for him
The Creditor asked directly to Phil which he was sweating profusely, rocked back and forth on the X and Y axis so the Dents could Tihp him to help him pay the bACK Tahxes, he needs that muhney to pay all his bills, but st00pid fahcking truhoolllzzz mahn, he just wants to chill

There were so many hits and missed opportunities in all reel tawk, I wonder if COVID never spawned in this realm, the Creditors and Auditors would be the real Detractors skinning his livelihood to a bare minimum

Which i think Phil absolutely deserves to this day to have, and live in a 1 bed apartment and have the studio/living room the office and space where Khet gets no peace whatsoever from his WWEC tiiime
It wasn't covid or boomers or dumb creditors or because phil is a secret mastermind or because the judge sucked or pigluck. Phil got his debt discharged for one reason and one reason only.

99% of chapter 7 cases that go before a judge are granted. Its a not a criminal investigation, the court is mostly there to protect the rights of the person filing.
 
I doubt that shit had much bearing on them dismissing the amount of money they did for Phil. It was a combination of covid, nobody he owned money too caring much, and the people running the show being boomers who know less than Phil about anything digital that did it for him
My theory is DSP gave his attorney a wildly-exaggerated version of all the detractors out to ruin his life, she then warned the judge with those same seemingly dubious and exaggerated claims and then voila, they showed up during a COURT HEARING validating everything he told them about the crazy detractors. When that happened his other exaggerated claims suddenly seem more plausible.

Regardless they definitely had a positive effect for DSP if only to shut down the microtransaction questions.
 
Phil has shown recently that he is definitely not above completely humiliating himself it means he can avoid the consequences of his actions. Him weeping and claiming to be an alcoholic to avoid getting beating and him breaking down in tears when responding to Howard's criticism of him monetizing his friend's death being 2 recent examples.

I fully believe Phil would have been on stream crying about being a gambling addict and rolling in pitytardbucks already if it weren't for the spectre of bankruptcy fraud looming over him.

Rest assured though some years down the line, when his back's against the wall and he thinks he can get away with it, he'll be on stream rattling his cup while teary eyed, telling the tale of how he lost everything to his addiction and it wasn't his fault and he needs YOUR support. He cannot help himself.
Looking at today I believe he could of actually been pushed with the right person to say he had a gambling addiction. I think he might of attributed wrongly or rightly the slow streams recently to him retardedly showing WWE Champions, today it sounded like he was desperately saying wtf can I do to get your money.

It does feel like when things are winding down he might pull the "gambling addict" but we will likely get the blame, "dood its the only time I can play games and not feel stressed due to trolls."
 
This may be TMI, but fuck it! I'm training to be a R.N. While I can't clinically diagnose, as it's out of my scope of practice, I can say this: Phil, self diagnosing is stupid and DANGEROUS!!! A GP can refer you to a otolaryngologist (ENT) to see what the issue is and give you medication to stop the ear infection, but saying that "Oh, just give me drugs." to the ENT, it's a HUGE red flag.

They don't know if you're a med seeker, whether you're allergic to certain medication, etc...that's why they need to see you in person. You're basically asking someone to risk losing their license and face jail time because you're too fucking lazy to go see a Goddamn specialist.

Also, a page 2 Google search isn't as good as someone that spent a decade or more in school. Also, you don't know if that certain medication you're begging for can cause serious side effects! Not just that, but also long term effects to your physical health.

That rant out of the way, Phil being the smartest man on the planet, decided "Fuck doctors orders, I'm just gonna order headphones that look like a toilet. What do doctors know? I'm just as smart as a doctor."
He really wants to avoid doctors. The question is whether this is because he is poor and can't pay the bill or because he is a manchild.
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I'll never get get over how gross and weird this guy is
I think this is the only time I've seen Phil in adult clothing, and of course he ruins it by sipping on a caprisun like he is an alien.
“I was behind a 3D object and the game registered it as a flat 2D plane as I was hiding”

He's so damn toxic and it's fantastic. LowTipsPhil is best Phil.
LowTipsPhil is the only enjoyable Phil anymore. Anything else is just impossible to watch. I wonder if a few of his whales are getting some sick twisted entertainment from him in that state until they inevitably whale him to own the trolls.

Can you imagine how toxic and hostile he would be with a month of low tips?
 
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