Saints Row thread

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Maybe the idea of them stealing ideas from Reddit to make this game does not seem far off.
To be a “Pro” game dev in 2022 is to be a lobotomy victim in the early 1900s.
To be fair, lobotomies were made for people being put against their will without any chance of fighting back. Game developers are the type to take ”self care” breaks while focusing on their mental health after using Twitter too much.
 
God, I remember him. All of the new characters SRTT introduced into the gang I never liked and that auto-tune freak was number 1 on my list.
Kinzie was a cutie, though. 2064688-300px_kenzie___render.png
 
"He felt seen and heard"

...Oh boy. Even the character bios can't leave out the fucking Redditor therapy-speak.

This fucking thing is going to be a real doozy. Seriously, you can tell that this was written by some fucking dangerhair with a nose ring simply because of that. Projecting their own weak-minded bullshit onto their characters.

Did we ever get an in-depth psychoanalysis of Johnny Gat? No? Why not? Because he was an interesting character on his own and we didn't need to know that he grew up feeling unappreciated? I'm surprised they didn't mention that through frequent cognitive behavioral talk therapy that Kevin learned his previous gang were narcissistic and they were gaslighting him and it wasn't a good match because he's 'such an empath'.

What the fuck ever happened to 'show, don't tell' anyway? If you desire to make a character like this, perhaps that character's development should be shown in gameplay or even cutscenes, or the development could at least take place in-game.

This shit really does read like if you shoved Reddit into a blender and let an AI pick out backstory parameters and fill them with Reddit-speak.
 
What the fuck ever happened to 'show, don't tell' anyway? If you desire to make a character like this, perhaps that character's development should be shown in gameplay or even cutscenes, or the development could at least take place in-game.
Because modern writers have contempt for their audiences and think they're too stupid to form their own opinions, or worse, might form the wrong opinions by coming to different conclusions than what the author intended. That's why everything has to be laid out explicitly. You must be told what to think and how to feel at all times because they don't have trust in your ability to do it yourself.
 
What's with people and Marvel movies?
Gat Outta Hell happened.
The guy is retarded but not far from the reality.
Game has like 7 endings. One of them was converted into Agents of Mayhem. Shit flopped hard.
I'm sure that fuck is talking about one of the other endings...
Man, now i really wish to this fucked up game continue IV's ending about traveling in time and stop Zinyak's death ray to the planet...
 
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