Saints Row thread

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Vault Boy said:
I'm leaning towards it flopping to the point where it puts Volition down for good. There's barely any buzz surrounding the game outside of people making fun of it or shitting on the horrible characters, and I doubt the Saints Row fanbase will make it break even after the way Volition made their disdain for the original series known.

Maybe a relatively quiet August and drought of crime games will help, but I have zero confidence in Volition surviving this one.
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It's funny that Volition is owned by Embracer Group and that said company is going to be purchased by Saudi Arabs, so maybe there is a silver lining and that once the game fails and Volition falls along with, Volition will learn from its terrible mistake and that its parent company Deep Silver will purchase some IPs from said subsidiary.
 
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This is the lead writer, she just got picked up for Beyond Good and Evil 2. No talent whatsoever.
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No surprise that the media industry keeps hiring talentless hacks that pretend to act as if they're talented nor creative.
 
Adamska said:
A more attention seeking form of bisexual for those who want to feel more special. Either that or you literally have no standards due to horny. It's one of the other.'
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It's total nonsense for sure. It's like when someone who can't or doesn't pull labels themselves 'asexual' but still jerks off or would totally have sex with the right partner. They make up a super extra special definition to justify their retardation. You're not Pan, you're bi.
ShoFuKan said:
This is the lead writer, she just got picked up for Beyond Good and Evil 2. No talent whatsoever.
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Oh fuck that explains EVERYTHING. This retarded slag hasn't penned a worthwhile word in her entire life and it shows with her certifications. I know standards in gaming for storytelling are rock fucking bottom but seriously, pick somebody with a little talent next time?

Who should we get to write our edgy open world crime game? Somebody with a bit of talent and grit writing games or scripts about organized crime and dangerous but still likeable people? Or Sarah at the coffee shop who has never so much as driven through a bad neighborhood, let alone met a professional criminal?

Milwaukee Macho Man said:
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Zoomer Saints Row looks like shit
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Remember, there's a reason every stick-up artist has a gun. That fucker got turned into a shishkebab.
 
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You know “wokeness” is a scam when not even the special black character is safe from being roasted on sight.
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Wait, PS3 and Xbox 360? Those consoles came out in 2006 and 2005 respectively, how fucking ancient is their engine that a game that's getting released in 2022 can be easily released on consoles from the 2000's? :stress:
 
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Metamorpho said:
How well do you guys think the reboot's going to do?
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Flop. You know it's funny because volition could have somewhat salvaged sales by including an sr2 remaster as part of buying the game. Volition already has the sr2 source code fixed. If volition had more than 2 brain cells they would have bundled an sr2 remaster to encourage people to buy the game like cod infinite warfare did with the cod 4 remaster. Instead, they are bundling sr3 remastered as a pre-order item, not to terrible of an idea until you realize sr3 remastered was given away for free on epic games and xbox if you had xbox live gold. The people running volition are retarded.
 
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Flop. You know it's funny because volition could have somewhat salvaged sales by including an sr2 remaster as part of buying the game. Volition already has the sr2 source code fixed. If volition had more than 2 brain cells they would have bundled an sr2 remaster to encourage people to buy the game like cod infinite warfare did with the cod 4 remaster. Instead, they are bundling sr3 remastered as a pre-order item, not to terrible of an idea until you realize sr3 remastered was given away for free on epic games and xbox if you had xbox live gold. The people running volition are retarded.
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What would sell well would simply be a modernized version of SR1/2. Wouldn't have to be the exact same game, just the concept. GTA has gone off the rails, and while realistic shit doesn't do super well anymore on the gaming market outside of the niche, which is the only place to find good games anymore, it would likely sell enough to make a profit

A 2022 take on rhe concepts of SR1 would literally be a san andreas type release, just modern. Instead were getting this wierd mix of old, new and shit.

Who's taking the plunge and buying this POS? I'm debating it. I could care less about the characters and story so long as the open world is fleshed out and rewards gameplay. SR has always had goofy characters and missions and really no emotion, and was always a fun open world 3rd person shooter with a nice amount of exploration attached, until 3. Good open world games are hard to find now, and I'm very worried it will be a checklist of useless shit.
 
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Glowie Hunter Art Bell said:
What would sell well would simply be a modernized version of SR1/2. Wouldn't have to be the exact same game, just the concept. GTA has gone off the rails, and while realistic shit doesn't do super well anymore on the gaming market outside of the niche, which is the only place to find good games anymore.

A 2022 take on rhe concepts of SR1 would literally be a san andreas type release, just modern. Instead were getting this wierd mix of old, new and shit.

Who's taking the plunge and buying this POS? I'm debating it. I could care less about the characters and story so long as the open world is fleshed out and rewards gameplay. SR has always had goofy characters and missions and really no emotion, and was always a fun open world 3rd person shooter with a nice amount of exploration attached, until 3. Good open world games are hard to find now, and I'm very worried it will be a checklist of useless shit.
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If you're getting it (terrible idea), you better be pirating it, don't give them your money for this shit.
 
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Slav Power said:
Wait, PS3 and Xbox 360? Those consoles came out in 2006 and 2005 respectively, how fucking ancient is their engine that a game that's getting released in 2022 can be easily released on consoles from the 2000's? :stress:
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My nigga, are you even trying to make sense?
 
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Glowie Hunter Art Bell said:
What would sell well would simply be a modernized version of SR1/2. Wouldn't have to be the exact same game, just the concept. GTA has gone off the rails, and while realistic shit doesn't do super well anymore on the gaming market outside of the niche, which is the only place to find good games anymore.

A 2022 take on rhe concepts of SR1 would literally be a san andreas type release, just modern. Instead were getting this wierd mix of old, new and shit.

Who's taking the plunge and buying this POS? I'm debating it. I could care less about the characters and story so long as the open world is fleshed out and rewards gameplay. SR has always had goofy characters and missions and really no emotion, and was always a fun open world 3rd person shooter with a nice amount of exploration attached, until 3. Good open world games are hard to find now, and I'm very worried it will be a checklist of useless shit.
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Buy? Naw. I'll wait for athletic woman's repack
 
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