Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[artilleryfroth]

Once he finds out who we are, we're dead.

It's nice he seems to imagine all his detractors as some massive American hivemind. That has been told hundreds upon hundreds of times to stop contacting him. His fantasies of rounding up and jailing/killing everyone who remarked on his weight issues would make a lot less sense if Patrick could remember there's more than one country on the planet and most of them would laugh even harder than the American cops laugh at Fat, if they were asked to extradite someone to the US for calling a fat person fat.

In terms of the comparison of Ethan Ralph and Fatrick. Or the measure of success. I think you've really failed when you've reached the point where you can't have any actual fans. I'm sure there are people that actually like Ethan Ralph. There were some seriously autistic retards who liked sonichu. If you genuinely liked Pats books and asked him for an autograph I think he'd be wary and assume you're a q-anon type cyber stalker. Not even Patrick would believe someone is a fan of his own work. I think that alone makes him a failure.

Doesn’t Ethan Ralph actually make money by being a fat dickhead? Meanwhile Rick is just being a fat dickhead for free?

 

[get-tar manajerk]

Doesn’t Ethan Ralph actually make money by being a fat dickhead? Meanwhile Rick is just being a fat dickhead for free?

It's not free, he's almost 40k in debt.

 

[artilleryfroth]

It's not free, he's almost 40k in debt.

I imagine Big Niki can find a way to write that off on her tax.

 

[Sammich]

That really sounds like you are telling on yourself, my dude.

Is it really that strange that windows 10 would be a faggot? lol. (the software, not the poster.. the poster is lovely)

 

[AnOminous]

Anyway my point is that there are a lot of "car guys" who are dumb and never really grew up who just latch onto cars as a symbol of adulthood, much like people who won't shut up about how drunk they get or how much weed they smoke or how much pussy they smash. It's all performative bullshit from stupid, immature people. Like "playing with my dinosaur toy" "1.2 academic GPA" Pat.

I have respect for the gearheads who are utter morons at nearly everything but give them a garage full of tools and literally anything with moving parts and they can make it work. Sort of like how you can look at Eddie van Halen and the dude is practically drooling and can barely speak intelligibly but put a guitar in his hands and he's a genius.

Fatty isn't one of these guys.

He has the negative characteristics of a whole collection of people who are obnoxious in some ways, without the redeeming talent that makes them still worthwhile people.

He has the weird almost para-jingoistic reverence for masculine things like muscle cars without the mechanical talents of the genuine gearhead.

He has the intellectual arrogance of the over-educated aesthete, while being an absolute moron with no taste.

He has the hyperaggressive attitude of the toxic male, but without any of the ability to back it up with violence against a deserving target, because he lacks both the courage and physical ability.

I guess what I'm trying to say is he's fat. He's really fat. Utterly monstrously fat.

 

[get-tar manajerk]

He's kind of like a pop-sci magazine. They reference all of these interesting topics that you could spend your whole life studying and still every day you'd have more to learn. They get half the stuff they say wrong either unintentionally or for the sake of making something super boring sound way more interesting than it is by suggesting possible applications of a discovery (nano sized tube-like structures made of carbon?, they'll probably be used to make space elevators to the moon any day now!).

And that's it. No thought is pursued any deeper than you pursue an article whose headline you've already scrolled past. No actual thinking. But if he were to think, he knows what he'd think about! Car mechanics and physics.

 

[AnOminous]

He's kind of like a pop-sci magazine. They reference all of these interesting topics that you could spend your whole life studying and still every day you'd have more to learn. They get half the stuff they say wrong either unintentionally or for the sake of making something super boring sound way more interesting than it is by suggesting possible applications of a discovery (nano sized tube-like structures made of carbon?, they'll probably be used to make space elevators to the moon any day now!).

So he's sort of the even-more-retarded cousin of New Scientist.

 

[get-tar manajerk]

So he's sort of the even-more-retarded cousin of New Scientist.

He's New Scientist 1.2 (phys ed doesn't count)

 

[Plaintiff is fat]

Someone is impersonating a comedy club to make it seem like Pat is performing on the same stage as Mark Normand and Bobo lol I was confused for a minute

B-Side Comedy Club Scarsdale - GRAND OPENING 7/28 on Twitter: "Septem…

archived 9 Aug 2022 00:56:36 UTC

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the real account is @BSideComedyNY

 

[John Andrews Stan]

He has the negative characteristics of a whole collection of people who are obnoxious in some ways, without the redeeming talent that makes them still worthwhile people.

That’s because he’s just role playing. They’re personality costumes to him. There is absolutely no substance to anything he has ever done or said.

 

[Trayvon Fartin]

Not even Patrick would believe someone is a fan of his own work. I think that alone makes him a failure.

What an existentially depressing reality to live in. Imagine being so desperately addicted to validation that you behave like Fatrick, but as a consequence you can’t accept any praise because you’re deeply paranoid that it’s someone fucking with you for acting like a total prick (and it probably is). It’s like Sideshow Bob stepping on rakes for all eternity. It’s a hell of his own (obese) making.

 

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

credit @spaceedge, new pat line just dropped

 

[John Andrews Stan]

credit @spaceedge, new pat line just dropped

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Was the rest of it any good?

 

[Pat Fried Rice]

credit @spaceedge, new pat line just dropped

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So foreboding! Like his fat causing an eclipse.

 

[get-tar manajerk]

When I end up a prisoner for felony pat posting, I call top bunk.

 

[Shaka Brah]

That’s because he’s just role playing. They’re personality costumes to him. There is absolutely no substance to anything he has ever done or said.

I think I said this before but he has a cargo cult personality. A lot of low IQ people do. He apes people he idolizes because he thinks that their behavior is what makes them rich or famous, but he doesn't understand that people like Scalzi are allowed to be gigantic dickheads because they're good at their jobs.

Author Pat is Scalzi. Auto Pat is some Jalopnik author. I'm sure you could nail down who each Pat is based on the people he's interacted with.

 

[get-tar manajerk]

I think I said this before but he has a cargo cult personality. A lot of low IQ people do. He apes people he idolizes because he thinks that their behavior is what makes them rich or famous, but he doesn't understand that people like Scalzi are allowed to be gigantic dickheads because they're good at their jobs.

Author Pat is Scalzi. Auto Pat is some Jalopnik author. I'm sure you could nail down who each Pat is based on the people he's interacted with.

If you're correct about this, he must have interacted with somebody very, very morbidly fat.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Lmao remember that fag who live-streamed himself driving the other day to warn people about TERRORISM at Gencon? The comments got good and goofy;




Imagine typing 35 sentences instead of “Huh?”

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Wait, what? Isn't that guy a multiply convicted pedophile sex offender? Am I mistaking him for some other Paul Weimer who molested kids? And this isn't just a guy like the usual pozzed-up AIDS-spreader on the SOR who is allowed to attend, but he's actually a guest of honor?

That was Paul David Warner.

 

[Ophelia]

credit @spaceedge, new pat line just dropped

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He had a vision of Chris Chan.