Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

How long will Polissa last at her new apartment?

  • <1 month

    Votes: 4 4.5%
  • 1-2 months

    Votes: 22 24.7%
  • 2-4 months

    Votes: 20 22.5%
  • 4-6 months

    Votes: 33 37.1%
  • >6 months

    Votes: 10 11.2%

  • Total voters
    89
  • Poll closed .
I like how she has 'conquered every fear she's ever had' while earlier in the day she was suicide baiting because 8000 Nulls were talking about her View attachment 3578998 addiction
She sure got over that quickly. I don't know if it's because I pointed out she could be denied the hysterectomy for baiting so close to the date, but she dropped it almost immediately after that.

Anyway, anyone is free to use this and the 39 year old woman glitter text I made

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Edit: Polly's really flown off the cuckoo's nest tonight

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Muh crystals

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This is like Kyttie reeing at spam emails of that Shark Tank lady telling her to lose weight, but somehow less funny.

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I thought you were a crunchy New Ager, Polly?

My fiancee is not from the US and one of the things that she finds weird about the American Christian far right is the concept of the Rapture. While it's a very common belief in many branches nowadays, it's a very blackpilled Southern Baptist concept in particular. Looks like she hasn't strayed too far off from the church that she oh so hates after all. If she believes in reincarnation and "soul families" she'll be reunited with in future lives then she wouldn't have to worry about being suddenly shot up to (Christian) Heaven or having heathens volunteer to take better care of her animals after being said ascension.

I think Polissa thinks that since the internet is generally more left that she needs to be more left, but her politics and personal beliefs are very right wing.
 
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I had to reread that twice before it made sense. Is she having a stroke?
She's Forrest Gump, like a couple of IQ points above an acutal special needs person. But even they usually work and/or have good personalities.

As for Jenn, she seems like good people and there's no reason to give them any special attention in the thread. A lot of people in recovery end up taking care of animals/people.
 
She's Forrest Gump, like a couple of IQ points above an acutal special needs person. But even they usually work and/or have good personalities.

As for Jenn, she seems like good people and there's no reason to give them any special attention in the thread. A lot of people in recovery end up taking care of animals/people.

I still think she's a lurker/poster in this thread and should be given the boot if found out so

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This thread has gone from doing the Lord's work in calling out her lies, animal abuse, greed, and inability to make wise financial decisions into essentially giving credence to Polly's claims that we are twisting her words around.
I might agree with you if you pointed out that the amount of "Notice me, sempai" behavior increased since she was tipped off about the thread and Josh registered to give us his tough guy act. I know that behavior was frowned upon here at one time, so maybe it's a good time to remind ourselves to focus on what makes Polissa a lolcow while avoiding the temptation to directly engage her through our posts.

It's hard to twist her words around when she's publicly posting stuff that would earn 'Farms users multiple TMI and negrates if we were the ones posting the same stuff.

She's probably use gators as the scapegoats instead. "What if a gator mistakes Josh's legs for frog legs?!"
A gator 🐊 would likely die if it bit Josh from the toxicity absorbed into his skin from the catbox stench and other nastiness inside their abode.

I want to hope so. That My Cat from Hell host is a former criminal that turned to rescuing cats. Rehabilitating an animal can be very therapeutic to both human and animal if done right.
As for Jenn, she seems like good people and there's no reason to give them any special attention in the thread. A lot of people in recovery end up taking care of animals/people.
I knew someone whose rescue pet was trained by prisoners as part of a work program. I think it's good that the people who realize they fucked up and have a sincere desire to be productive members of society again have the chance to do so. If Jenn has put her checkered past behind her and now does good things for pets in need, let's hope she keeps doing that and whatever good things exist in her daily life. I'd also agree we should let her be and enjoy how Polissa ignores Jenn's example of how to take care of rescued/stray animals and instead doubles down on her own lulzy behavior.

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@Angry New Ager - Your post was hit by the quote bug, but I wanted to add that many older adults don't like using social media, even if they have accounts to stay connected with friends and family, because they prize their online privacy and dislike seeing others post online TMI. If Polissa posted about her ebegging saga on FB, they'd likely be repulsed if they're older conservative folks and the shit would definitely hit the fan.
 
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I still think she's a lurker/poster in this thread and should be given the boot if found out so

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I'm still out on the thread poster part but she's definitely lurking

Polissa believes that the Rapture is when the sun explodes

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then what is the point of Rapture if it's 8 billion years away (or whenever the sun is supposed to explode long after we're all dead)

Also noticed that OP lists "satire" as part of his content:

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No idea, guess it's their name? Probably another special snowflake, given their apparent tankie affliliation.

AND YOU GUISE: Polly never knew cats should come first! NO ONE TOLD HER. NO HELP CAME! SHARE HER PINNED POST! #mutualaid #sped
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Until she stops simultaneously begging for weed and pet food, I'm chalking this post up as performative. Next time she gets called out for putting unnecessary luxuries before feeding her pets and getting them medical care she'll just point to this post and go "no, see! I put my animals first! You can't put anything on the internet if it isn't true!" She probably also thinks if she posts something like this enough times then people will definitely believe her despite her other posts contradicting it.
 
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I'm thinking of that "no fear / one fear" comic meme, with "8000 basement dwellers" being the one fear

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I could have sworn if you're in section 8, or any kind of housing, you're not allowed to smoke pot in your home, which means if that's true, she's breaking HUD rules.

Since drug use is frowned upon in government-assisted homes.

I've wondered if she is attempting to move to tub trumpet trailer to try to jump ship before the government/section 8 landlord finds out what she has done to the place. Section 8 housing is infamously bad but there are still rules in the place like no drug use, no animal hoarding, etc to keep the shelter useable. I don't know if it's true that the trailer is in better condition from her hoarded out house like she claims, but if it's on par with the trailer then the landlord is going to be fucking pissed. She'd be banned from the program for life. It could also easily affect her other benefits (either reduction or outright elimination).
 
I've actually been in Polissa's neighborhood before, and it's exactly the kind of place you would expect her to live. Trash, UNA students who got duped into renting next to the trash, and old people who have been in the same house since the 1950s are the only ones there.

The redneckery, entitlement, terminally online nature, internet tough guy shit, animal hoarding... It's a perfect storm.

10/10 thread. If anyone can point me towards the legendary tub trumpet picture, it would be much appreciated.
 
I've actually been in Polissa's neighborhood before, and it's exactly the kind of place you would expect her to live. Trash, UNA students who got duped into renting next to the trash, and old people who have been in the same house since the 1950s are the only ones there.

The redneckery, entitlement, terminally online nature, internet tough guy shit, animal hoarding... It's a perfect storm.

10/10 thread. If anyone can point me towards the legendary tub trumpet picture, it would be much appreciated.
I gotchu @Picklechu

It's subtle, but here is the infamous tub trumpet:

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There are pages of trailer pic dumps starting on page 14.
 
I've actually been in Polissa's neighborhood before, and it's exactly the kind of place you would expect her to live. Trash, UNA students who got duped into renting next to the trash, and old people who have been in the same house since the 1950s are the only ones there.

The redneckery, entitlement, terminally online nature, internet tough guy shit, animal hoarding... It's a perfect storm.

10/10 thread. If anyone can point me towards the legendary tub trumpet picture, it would be much appreciated.

Here you go boss

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Ninja'd by our beloved misogynist but hey, the trumpet is a good companion
 
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I'm thinking of that "no fear / one fear" comic meme, with "8000 basement dwellers" being the one fear

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I've wondered if she is attempting to move to tub trumpet trailer to try to jump ship before the government/section 8 landlord finds out what she has done to the place. Section 8 housing is infamously bad but there are still rules in the place like no drug use, no animal hoarding, etc to keep the shelter useable. I don't know if it's true that the trailer is in better condition from her hoarded out house like she claims, but if it's on par with the trailer then the landlord is going to be fucking pissed. She'd be banned from the program for life. It could also easily affect her other benefits (either reduction or outright elimination).

Drug use, animal hoarding, felony arrests (Although I doubt they have that one, but who knows after seeing Josh's behavior) are all majorly frowned upon.
 
That trailer is sad. If it weren't for the Sammieverse, it might be the worst one on this site. I assume it's near the house from the OP, but questionable trailers are a dime-a-dozen in the Shoals. It's very obviously an old one, and clearly wasn't taken care of; even well-maintained trailers of that era lasting more than 20 years would be a miracle. Can't wait for Poorlisa to start complaining about it.

I've seen a few references to Florence as a "college town" in the thread, but lolno, at least what usually comes to mind when people hear that term. UNA is more of a small, regional public university, and more than a block or two from campus doesn't really affect the character of the area IMO. (They do keep lions on campus though, which is kind of cool.) It's a stereotypical small southern city. The only cities in the state that I'd call a "college town" are Tuscaloosa and Auburn (you could maybe make the argument for Troy, but I wouldn't).
 
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