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Keffals is the only man to have a 5 o clock shadow at 4:59.
Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.
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Keffals is the only man to have a 5 o clock shadow at 4:59.
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Nah, keep him alive - I hope to see him arrested and jailed, and suffering through social media withdrawal HARD.
It's so fucking disturbing. The press photos are easier to look at without the uncanny valley on his chest.
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I'm sure several Kiwis are terminally online, but a lot of users here seem to have real world experiences with jobs and families. We're evil and mean, but the type that lurks under society's nose and blends in.
We must fight the cistem with their own tools, comrade!
He hasn't done anything outside of raising funds and encouraging people to give themselves serious side effects with homemade medication.
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Part of me was so annoyed that this faggot made such an easy $50k and then I remembered that this faggot is Keffals.
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Gofundme goal is now 70k CAD.
I found this part of his gofundme description interesting. I wonder if he is going to use all this money to sue Null.
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I have a gut feeling this MAN is internally bracing for impact, he knows shit will go down soon and that's why he's setting up all this press media and gogibsme.
This will be interesting to follow.
This will be interesting to follow.
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Guys, might have to quit this thread soon. I could put up with the dahxxing and the mean words, but this thread encouraged a HATEFUL MISGENDERING SPREE by the DANG DIRTY CANADIAN JERKOPS
. Pukas might actually commit 41% if we don't get his go fund me to $100k. (((she))) is brave enough to stare down the barrel of a rifle but even (((she))) can't stand up to the menace of getting called the wrong name
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. Pukas might actually commit 41% if we don't get his go fund me to $100k. (((she))) is brave enough to stare down the barrel of a rifle but even (((she))) can't stand up to the menace of getting called the wrong name.
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lmao press kit
then raising tens of thousands of dollars from a bunch of gullible idiots
The vanguard of the revolution that will be brought about from reading the news on Twitch, as long as the locals don't impound everything of course.
then raising tens of thousands of dollars from a bunch of gullible idiots
The vanguard of the revolution that will be brought about from reading the news on Twitch, as long as the locals don't impound everything of course.
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I think he meant Lego fund. Seriously though that part struck me as “non-specific fucking off money” requiring no proof it exists ever again. Or a slush fund
For paying off the journos. Nah it’s gonna be fucking Taco Bell, legos, vacations, and so on.
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None of the Maple Media think it's odd the police waited until they got a warrant before sending in the "swat team" in the supposed swatting?
That's some impressive PR they're running for keffels.
That's some impressive PR they're running for keffels.
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Need mo' money fo' dem clandestine DIY Hormones For Minors programs.
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Soviet Canukistani cops wouldn't have arrested that ridiculous faggot unless they found something on its devices.
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Like what? Dilating seething and coping everyday of their lives?
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Sue Null in Canada? That's a pointless endeavor. A Canadian Judgment would be as worthless as their money and their national identity.
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Holy fuck, Lucas needs to calm down, this thread is going to hit 1000 pages by mid-September. It's like he's the Omega Cow, comprising lolcow traits from every single cow covered on this site.
This shit isn't a game nor is it some gay ratio contest on Twitter. Going "try it again and in a more clever way, I triple dog dare ya!!" to a fucking swatting attempt where police with guns are swarming your house is the absolute WORST thing you could do in your situation, you stupid stupid fucking husk of a man.
I guess his newly restored hero/messiah complex has gotten to his head yet again. Now he thinks he's invincible, or at least putting up the front that he is. Ragepiggery never pays in the end, not when it comes to screeching at women for disagreeing with you, and most certainly not when unfunny faggots are trying to sic the police on you.
Lucas really knows how to grift. I doubt anything is going to come out of this besides giving Lucas a new mini-FUPA fund to buy a new house and several hundred pounds of Taco Bell with.
If this really was a swatting and not something started by the police themselves, that swatter should hang himself. Swatting is always unfunny, dangerous stunt.
Like Null said, seeing some idiot flail around and get himself into stupid situations is funny, going and directly breaking the arms of someone minding their own business and then feeding them sandwiches full of glass is fucking gay and unfunny.
Lucas, you absolute braindead retard.
This shit isn't a game nor is it some gay ratio contest on Twitter. Going "try it again and in a more clever way, I triple dog dare ya!!" to a fucking swatting attempt where police with guns are swarming your house is the absolute WORST thing you could do in your situation, you stupid stupid fucking husk of a man.
I guess his newly restored hero/messiah complex has gotten to his head yet again. Now he thinks he's invincible, or at least putting up the front that he is. Ragepiggery never pays in the end, not when it comes to screeching at women for disagreeing with you, and most certainly not when unfunny faggots are trying to sic the police on you.
>idiots on the internet threw $53k at this idiot
Lucas really knows how to grift. I doubt anything is going to come out of this besides giving Lucas a new mini-FUPA fund to buy a new house and several hundred pounds of Taco Bell with.
If this really was a swatting and not something started by the police themselves, that swatter should hang himself. Swatting is always unfunny, dangerous stunt.
Like Null said, seeing some idiot flail around and get himself into stupid situations is funny, going and directly breaking the arms of someone minding their own business and then feeding them sandwiches full of glass is fucking gay and unfunny.
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They didn't even get a warrant to bust in during the middle of the night, just in broad daylight after 2pm. They were just lucky the leader of the resistance cell was sleeping.
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Yknow karma is just so beautiful sometimes
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In terms of Canada's dogshit civilian disarmament laws, there are two main tiers of licencing. The Possession and Acquisition Licence (PAL), and the Restricted Possession and Acquisition Licence (RPAL). Magazines for non-restricted firearms accessible through a simple PAL must be pinned to 5 rounds. This 5 round rule is also applicable to most restricted firearms accessible through an RPAL, with the exception of pistols, which are allowed to have 10 round mags. 15 rounds obviously exceeds the 10 round rule for pistols, assuming it is has never been pinned, or has had the pin removed. However, given Canada's licencing system, and my suspicion that Keffals does not have an RPAL, the mag limit stuff would just be another charge on top of many, in the event that Keffals was indeed in possession of this Spanish pistol.
As an example of how Canada's firearms law is very byzantine and strange in general, there's this weird loophole where the magazine restrictions are applied for the firearm in which the magazine is designed to be used, rather than the firearm in which the magazine is being used, so when an AR pistol was released that used mags which could be fitted in any AR, it essentially legalized 10-round mags for the whole AR ecosystem.
Given that they're doing a full mainstream media pity party on CBC, CTV, and Global etc, I would not be surprised if a big portion of that money may be sourced from braindead boomers and other TV watchers.
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My impression of a Canadian Elementary School, colorized.
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The Stories are not ran by independent big media, but instead local branches. CBC London and London Free Press are just local branches (funded through tax payers dollars) that have local reporters with little oversight. They are easy to get in contact with and you can basically field your entire interview, as they pre send you their questions and give you ample time to respond with your answer. Some time they don't even meet in person but will just reprint the email statement. Lucas probably had his troon army spam his local press people or knew them due to his "relevance" or connections, and was given a free platform to shill his gofundme. It's also why he was the first to retweet it, you'll get notified when and as the story goes live. My friends and I have done these interviews before and its not difficult to pull with his reach.
The 9mm 30m Star is not an easy firearm to find in Canada, it also isn't as cheap as this image displays. We're currently going through a "handgun ban" so the entire market is inflated by 100$+ and sold out at the moment of sale. The market value would be between 500-700$. The only instance I can find of this firearm being sold is through Marstar (Through a Customer Review) back in 2020, and its just 1 hit. This isn't a regular gun sold through gangs, they prefer Glocks, but those will cost you around 3-5000$. This gun (if it was owned in Canada and Keffals had contact with it) was most likely an unregistered and smuggled gun in the 1990s or from some boomers vault that got lost.
10 rounds for handguns since 1991 after the École Polytechnique shooting.
Now is this warrant normal for Canada in regards to a swatting? No. Normally, you get a knock on the door, the only reason such a proportional response from the police was due to them being sure they would find the handgun at the address, and as Keffals is unlicensed, finding it there is a massive red flag. They didn't find the handgun (or maybe they did and Keffals posted bail), but they still seized his property due to them having to check to see if the threats came from that address/his person. Who ever wanted to fuck with Keffals went the extra mile, as the police seem to be convinced he had this firearm, so they may have spoofed a bunch of his info or photoshopped him with a handgun (a obscure model).