The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

I am sort of with you on Jarrod. He's atleast someone I could have seen having a more functional life if he'd fallen into a different situation with different people. If he'd just WWOOFed and met up with people who weren't insane trannies on a dustbowl it probably would have done him some good.

He just seems like a typical angry young man looking for a purpose in life. A working ranch might have satisfied some of that. I think he'd still be a bit of a kook, but better off.

He obviously enjoys nature, but imagine you're a nature lover and having to look at that shit covered hellscape you call home every day. If he was out there growing stuff and interacting with healthy animals on a nice permaculture oriented farm I bet he'd he significantly less fed-posty.

IIRC his post history indicates otherwise. He'd have to be put on meds first.

 

[AMHOLIO]

I wonder though.

What's in it with a lot of trannies that they suck as literally anything?

In addition to practice, there's a few other factors at play.

Depression and mental health is a bitch. Tbere's a lot of turmoil that goes into being trans, from anxiety about passing, to being depressed at not getting a girl or not being one, to interpersonal drama between family and queer friend groups with mentally unstable people. Dealing with all that can make anyone exhausted or not even bother.

Another thing is that there are more untalented people than there are talented people trooning out: most talented people don't spend all their time online playing video games and chatting with friends all day. They'll work dead end jobs but for people with goals in life and the drive to change they end up getting new ones through connections and skill. Trooning attracts people who don't have an identiy, are in the mist of transitioning to a new phase in their life (mid life crisis, graduating school, other popular cult times), and or are generally susceptible to following the leader. It gives them goals when they had none, as well as an identity. When the whole process of trooning stops, you see people go back to being depressed even if they had no complications because, shit, they got all the holes and surgeries, what do they do now? What if you still don't feel like a man/womam/other? Having actual goals for yourself whether it's career or family wise helps alleviate this, but like the Final Troondown said, the online culture rewards activism, memes, and other small hits of dopamine over the gradual one of longterm goals (this is common in younger people and people who are slower developmentally, see troons).



There are trans people who go out and actually do stuff with their lives, like Wendy Carlos. We don't cover those people here to say the least.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Today on the Tranch, the bathroom gets demolished. Naturally, they ask for help to get it fixed as quickly as possible because having a broken bathroom is not good for the guests they plan on having. [A] (i don’t know why the link isn’t archiving right smh)

Spoiler: Pics

Also, they made a new GoFundMe just for that.

Man, I love the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch.

Edit: It took me three tries to understand what he was saying here. I love having my notifs on and seeing this word salad in my notification center, it’s a magical experience. [A]

Edit Edit: Penny please shut the fuck up already [A]

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I'm not sure why it's such a big problem the bathroom's destroyed. It's not like they use it.

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

I can just see Penny and Jared coming home from work and finding Kevryn whimpering and cowering in the corner, hugging his stuffed dinosaur. "It was like that when I found it!"

He probably left the cleanup for P&J because he's afraid he'll melt if water touches his protective layer of mixed grime, sebacious oil, and stench.

 

[notafederalagent]

i don’t know why the link isn’t archiving right smh

I was having problems archiving stuff from Twitter last week with archive.org. I think it's some kind of rate limiting or blocking kicking in against archiving sites.

 

[Just A Butt]

all those tools and shit and they still need help "fixing" the dropped ceiling

 

[Self Edge]

all those tools and shit and they still need help "fixing" the dropped ceiling

yeah what the fuck, what do they need money for? they look for any and every opportunity to take a hand out, so much for being self sustaining! a simple leak fucks their entire operation up

 

[EyeBP]

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So not only can you apparently stay at the tranch like a b&b but they are booked for the foreseeable future? I don't recall there being talk of a booking page and my searching efforts yielded eff all (webpage would not load for me and looks down though I could be wrong). Can't wait to see who, if anyone, is willing to pay to stay at the tranch. Has anyone seen them advertise rooms? I am curious as to how much they charge for such salubrious accomodations.

Also carpeting the toilet floor? Truly troonery is a palace of filth.

In my head their guest is going to be some meth crazed hillbilly (possibly a shifty individual known only as Earl) who is gonna strong arm their way to staying indefinitely and not paying so we get Breaking Bad troon style.

 

[Oxyjen]

Pipe burst - bathroom floor washed for first time in 3 years - SEND HELP

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

I'm not sure why it's such a big problem the bathroom's destroyed. It's not like they use it.

Jen has a weak immune system and therefore requires a clean environment to eat in.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

The stains on the ceiling and state of the wooden floor look like the leak wasn’t sudden. More like it’s been leaking for a while and they’ve been trying to ignore it, until the ceiling caved in. Never waste an opportunity to start a new Go Grift Me.

Best get some use out of those expensive tools, eh Penny? Put that 20 years of experience fixing houses to good use.

 

[AssignedEva]

Today on the Tranch, the bathroom gets demolished. Naturally, they ask for help to get it fixed as quickly as possible because having a broken bathroom is not good for the guests they plan on having. [A] (i don’t know why the link isn’t archiving right smh)
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Spoiler: Pics

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Also, they made a new GoFundMe just for that.
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Man, I love the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch.

Edit: It took me three tries to understand what he was saying here. I love having my notifs on and seeing this word salad in my notification center, it’s a magical experience. [A]
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Edit Edit: Penny please shut the fuck up already [A]
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If it flooded that unfinished basement, filthy sewage water might have poured all over those crates and crates of Kevvie's toys he's been keeping down there since they moved in. I hope we have a "Kevin having a breakdown over throwing out toys" arc- but more likely he'll insist he can clean them all to be good as new, never get around to it and leave them down there to fester.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

If it flooded that unfinished basement, filthy sewage water might have poured all over those crates and crates of Kevvie's toys he's been keeping down there since they moved in. I hope we have a "Kevin having a breakdown over throwing out toys" arc- but more likely he'll insist he can clean them all to be good as new, never get around to it and leave them down there to fester.

I'd be more concerned with the possibility of the PV system flooding but what do I know. I'm just a shitlord, nobody loves me so I don't have a plastic crap hoard in the basement.

 

[RembrandtCourage]

I love Penis' fake bloodlust. Idiot just wants a new angle to use for a grift claiming they were attacked by Earl for no reason and conveniently forget the fact he was publically wanting this.

8000 for a fucking pipe replacement? They're not even trying to hide the grift this time. All those tools and none of them can mend a broken pipe. Try tying it all back together using some of that alpaca yarn you have collecting dust. Also of note is his mention of having 'so many guests coming this summer'. We have around half a month of summer left, who is he expecting besides the ghosts of the slaughtered alpacas? My bet is they're trying to find more gullible troons to become the new serf troons since they're fresh out.

 

[Bell Peppers and Beef]

Hey good on the previous owner to set up and give the tranchers some full-on carpeting in the bathroom of all places, just so it progresses into a damp mess that they'll have to deal with as well. What's next, termites?

 

[Iron Hamster]

I'm not sure why it's such a big problem the bathroom's destroyed. It's not like they use it.

And luckily they were 'at work' so they can use their earned wages to get it fixed............like everyone else does.

 

[Temperance]

So not only can you apparently stay at the tranch like a b&b but they are booked for the foreseeable future? I don't recall there being talk of a booking page and my searching efforts yielded eff all (webpage would not load for me and looks down though I could be wrong).

Nice catch! https://www.tenaciousunicornranch.com/ seems to be having some kind of DNS issue. Error code DNS_PROBE_POSSIBLE on Brave and DNS_PROBE_FINISHED_NXDOMAIN on Chrome.

The site was working fine when I last checked on it 2-3 days ago, so this is recent.

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More bathroom pics:

Spoiler: Full size

Jen seems awfully happy for some reason...


I wonder if Penny is secretly a little jealous of Keffals, who is currently having a wildly successful grift. The Tranch's new GFM is off to a slow start in comparison:

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

Interesting that Phil is using this photo:

to show the supposed damage from the "pipe burst". This is a photo of an area that hasn't been properly maintained. It's taken years for the varnish to be worn off those surfaces (being next to a window, part of it is probably from UV damage). The wood is weathered because the tranchers don't bother with upkeep (imagine that, they're too busy hanging tranny flags and guns on the walls instead of pleb homeowner responsibilities), not because of this "emergency".

This is the saddest attempt at selling a crisis since, ummm, monkeypox.

 

[safety math]

So not only can you apparently stay at the tranch like a b&b but they are booked for the foreseeable future? I don't recall there being talk of a booking page and my searching efforts yielded eff all (webpage would not load for me and looks down though I could be wrong). Can't wait to see who, if anyone, is willing to pay to stay at the tranch. Has anyone seen them advertise rooms? I am curious as to how much they charge for such salubrious accomodations.

They're kind of like a shitty trans mecca, with troons from all over Twitter making pilgramages to visit. We see them post pictures of guests all the time. I don't think they're necessarily charging people to stay like an actual business, he might have just meant it in a more casual sense. The "foreseeable future" part is weird though. I just don't see that many people actually wanting to visit the Tranch these days.