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Keffals and his associates talking so brave about how next time they should pull the trigger…. That screams “never been on the business end of a weapon and in danger” to me. Been there. Done that. Lots of us have I’m sure. And the first thing we don’t think is “let’s tempt whatever universal karmatic laughter we can by doubling down”.
Just my morning coffee and smoke thought on the matter.
And for anyone thinking the cops will just let this shit go I don’t really think so because maybe they would have if not for the bullshit Twitter rants about how the trannies want them all to die, poking the bear. My feeling is that Lucas and his troon squad and their media helpers are forcing the cops to dig deeper just to defend their position and actions. Nobody likes being put on blast for just doing their jobs, and now Lucas et al are doing their level best to make sure they do their BEST jobs. So they can say “yea, we found this and this and this and this is why This idiot was under investigation”
 
All I have to say to Lucas' abused ex is thank you for sharing your story. I hope that you can find peace.
Yeah, I'm sure it was really intimidating to speak to us because of how the site looks from the outside. I can't speak for everyone but personally I hold no ill will towards trans people just trying to live their best lives, my issue is with troons like Lucas Roberts who take advantage of vulnerable people.

To Keffals' ex, I am so sorry you had to go through all that and I hope you're in a much more positive environment and surrounded by people that care about you and treat you with dignity.
 
Nobody likes being put on blast for just doing their jobs, and now Lucas et al are doing their level best to make sure they do their BEST jobs. So they can say “yea, we found this and this and this and this is why This idiot was under investigation
This is one of the reasons Twitter users need to touch grass more: you can harass other people on the internet all day and get a wave of people to break another party, but that's not how the police work. That's not how any job hired to do an investigation works. People who get paid a salary to do this shit IRL know not to interact with the monkeys flinging shit outside their cages at them.
 
Random aside.

I know Discord keeps records so purging his groomer den isn't going to save him from a subpoena. (If they raided his house, they absolutely have or will subpoena Discord.)

But IIRC, Discord the PC app is just an embedded web client that points at a special Discord website. I'm wondering if them purging it between his PCs being seized and being inspected by the leaf version of the FBI -- no, this won't be local cops doing it -- will result in the client not pulling anything up. After all, if your internet cuts out discord shows an error message instead of actually loading.

Same thing with the phone client. I think I can test that, turning off data + wifi and opening discord to see what it displays, but I think it's just an error message? Edit: NOPE. Phone client caches channels, dms (even DMs you haven't opened directly on the phone) and just gives a spinny "connecting" error. If they properly handle his phone, they have everything he ever sent / was sent on discord. Hope you don't have any inappropriate pictures or communications with minors, Cock Waffles.

Also, random thought: If they were raiding him for narcotics, child porn, or grooming children, that would explain why they deadnamed him. They wouldn't send in the sensitivity officers if they thought he was actually a piece of shit, they'd internally do the "no true tranny" thing and cut him off, resulting in, well, deadnaming from hardasses instead of uwu sparklechild we wuv u.
 
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I'm just flabbergasted Lucas expected the "it's all a swatting guise and they took my hard drives uwu" to work on his audience, and the fact that it did is just fucking astonishing.
To be honest, I'm surprised so many people  here are referring to it as a SWATting. It's not, it's clearly not even just from his lying description, and yet people are using his terminology and acting like anything he has to say about this is accurate.

My opinion is that the cops came, with a warrant, and had reason to seize his computing stuff. He then spent several days putting together his press packet, his story, and his grift. There was no swat, there was no waking up with a gun pointed in his face and the email isn't how he's presented it.

He's likely banking on his supporters uncritically repeating his bullshit, and accepting his word about events over the cops because ACAB and troons are the most oppressed victims ever. By what we've seen so far, he wasn't wrong in that presumption. He might also be motivated by addiction, so he wants to take whatever money he gets and run, damn the consequences, but that's far more speculative.

There's some truth in there somewhere, but we can't take Lucas's word on anything that happened, and that includes evidence that comes from him - which includes things like the statements from his family Vice uncritically published as if it wasn't insane to just ... not verify a fucking word of it. To be fair, I wouldn't expect his family to shop him, but still.

So until a non-troon, non-handmaiden, police/Farms-affiliated source shows evidence, I don't believe any of it went down the way Lucas says, from it being a SWATting on down. I'll be wrong about some things, but I have no idea which things they will be, so I'm just not going to believe any of it without external evidence.
 
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They wouldn't send in the sensitivity officers if they thought he was actually a piece of shit, they'd internally do the "no true tranny" thing and cut him off, resulting in, well, deadnaming from hardasses instead of uwu sparklechild we wuv u.
I'm personally operating under the assumption he didn't get murderednamed at all tbh. Mr. "I WOKE WITH A GUN IN MY FACE" to "A gun was pointed at me from down the hall!" isn't laying any facts down straight, aside from the warrant.
 
I was editing to add a note to Keffals ex as well (it kept fucking around cause I’m mobile apologies). I don’t speak for all but as mentioned we aren’t really ANTI anything as a whole- except anti idiot. We laugh at the hypocrisy of the world and people we talk about and Lucas has proven to be a huge salt vein of all the worst traits of the current trans wave. Just because you are trans we don’t hate you for that. Don’t hate that at all myself and like my associates here I’m sorry you went through that shit- you’ll find more REAL sympathy here, and honest opinions, then you would elsewhere. Also feel free to speak as you will. You can even say the quiet part loud here.
 
To be honest, I'm surprised so many people  here are referring to it as a SWATting. It's not, it's clearly not even just from his lying description, and yet people are using his terminology and acting like anything he has to say about this is accurate.
I literally just found out about this incident today because it seems that Lucas literally does something majorly retarded every other day that blows up the thread, so I will have to look further into this in due time.
 
LMAO how do you get a this drama and shit, and still get cucked by the people you blame it on?
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Somehow irrelevant even inside their own news.
 
I literally just found out about this incident today because it seems that Lucas literally does something majorly retarded every other day that blows up the thread, so I will have to look further into this in due time.
The community watch thread has a bunch of compiled post on it if you need to get your bearings, along with a great summary post by Temperance.
 
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Keffals and his associates talking so brave about how next time they should pull the trigger…. That screams “never been on the business end of a weapon and in danger” to me. Been there. Done that. Lots of us have I’m sure. And the first thing we don’t think is “let’s tempt whatever universal karmatic laughter we can by doubling down”.
I read something interesting on the matter this morning about how leftist work off a political knob when it comes to violence and action while the right is just an on off switch. Someone like Keffals is more than happy turning the knob up or down screaming how they’re badasses or they’re the victims under attack and all they get in response is rolled eyes until all of a sudden a switch out of their control gets flipped and all of a sudden shit gets real because they’re not used to that level of a response and it doesn’t turn off.
 
The conspiracy theory that this wasn't a swatting is nonsense. We have confirmation of the swatting letter existing from a police spokesperson.

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They say letter, but it's probably an email they're talking about. This lines up with what Keffals said. The only weird thing is the computers being taken, which is likely just a weird Canadian thing. Have there been any other swattings in Canada?
 
The conspiracy theory that this wasn't a swatting is nonsense. We have confirmation of the swatting letter existing from a police spokesperson.

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They say letter, but it's probably an email they're talking about. This lines up with what Keffals said. The only weird thing is the computers being taken, which is likely just a weird Canadian thing. Have there been any other swattings in Canada?
There could have been a swatting but there was enough stuff in his home that they could get a warrant for something else?
 
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