We as a society have always been blessed by the female anatomy for ages now. It’s no question that a strong debate of whether the upper region is much superior compared to the lower and anything in between. Though I am a person that enjoys all aspects equally with full admiration and respect, I must say that after years in this field I have come to the conclusion that the Glandular organ is much more superior than that of the Gluteal. In this short essay I will give a consecutive yet detailed statement of my reasoning to my statement.
Firstly, I would like to introduce you to my strongest statement.
Listen here. Boobs have always been AND WILL ALWAYS BE superior. Why you ask? Well. To explain it in terms that you would understand; boobs are made to be THE sacred paring of ANY bodily combinations. Does it go well with the belly? Yes. Does it go well with armpits? Yes. Does it go well with the upper chests? Absolutely. Not only are they great on their own, they manage to SOMEHOW blend in with EVERY SINGLE PART of the body so beautifully that its unfathomable to think that they don't rain superior. (Almost baffling that some people cannot appreciate the beauty of a side boob. UTTER insanity.) Cleavage, side boobs, underboobs; terms that DOES NOT EXIST with ass.
Underass? Side ass? Ass CRACK? How abstruse.
Secondly, the breasts are JUST, if not BETTER, visually to the rear end. Yes, they both have a striking similarity on the surface HOWEVER boobs possess one KEY FEATURE that the ass does not; the nipplets. Yes. They are just as thick, just as ravishing and just as confounding as the ass, but ass are just nipple-less boobs and no matter how much you toss and turn in your bed trying to deny this, it's a FACT and you need to DEAL WITH IT.
Thirdly, the boobs DO NOT shit. Ass = Shits = Gross = YOU are Gross. I will agree that getting sat on has its appeal HOWEVER that sensation can be EASILY replicated with boobs as well thus this point just proves how MUCH MORE VERSATILE and MAGNIFICENT the breasts can be compared to the ass.
For my closing point, I will acknowledge that, despite the boobs being unable to provide any comfort for the user whilst sitting down, it does not matter as it provides THE MOST IMPORTANT PURPOSE.
We as humans cannot live without a heart and as an educated, well-mannered, RESPECTABLE person like me, I do NOT see women for their physique, but for their PERSONALITY and WHAT THEY HAVE inside their heart. BOOBS provide a comfortable, secure and prepossessing layer of extra protection to this vital organ that the ass can never replicate.
Thus, this concludes my quick yet knowledgeable essay of why Boobs are better than ass.
Thank you.