DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
It should be noted that Phil does NOT open things he either did not order or is unsure of. IIRC, he has admitted to throwing away an unknown package because he was concerned about it being from trolls. So it's not like you can just send him anything and he'll open it. Even with OIC, he didn't trust him to send him a laptop and instead insisted on just getting the money
I meant more things like hookers and other services, which is what wingo got a lot of. (I know, I know you all disagree with 3rd parties, I’m not advocating it, just saying they don’t limit themselves to online).
I’ll remind you the code to the ‘massively fortified community’ is online so he’s not exactly immune to all this should he attract these boys attention.
 
It really is telling just how good Phil has had it if the worst of his trolls were a bunch of spergs who spent most of their time just watching and reacting to Phil in an autistic way. He really takes it for granted.
I mean Phil had to endure some gayops but most were when he was popular:

the hacking of his website
Ddos attacks
1 Swatting (whioch to be fair was no real swatting rather a police visit despite Phil crying a day later)
The copyright strikes from the SOk though it was Phil that did the most damage

Other stuff like TIHYDP or the parodies from Slowbeef were just that: making fun of him which is something a lot of public figures have to endure. But Phil is the guy with thin skin and thought TIHYDP was malicious and he was afraid EvilAJ would try to murder him (though imho he probaly said that to gaslight his little pig cult). But as Phil has said

 
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I've noticed this too but rather than going with this simple explanation it made my mentally ill conspiratorial detractor brain go into speculation mode. Him overenunciating the T honestly sounds like something that a speech therapist would tell someone to do, especially since Phail used to drop a lot of Ts in many words. For example Twitter, he used to pronounce it as Twee-uhr now it's Twit-TUR, important used to be im-por-ehn not it's im-PORT-ANT, curtain used to be cur-ehn now it's cur-TAIN. I haven't heard him say pertinent with the overenunciation but the last time I heard him say the word it was per-ee-nehn.

Do I think Phail goes to a speech therapist? No lol. He leads a busy robust mature adult lifestyle so he has to run around everywhere doing errands and paying bills. What I suspect happened is that Khet made fun or found him dropping the Ts in certain words annoying, he googled how to fix it and found some WikiHow-tier article about overenunciating the T.
I recall Phil started this with Toxicity, purposely pronouncing so it stood out in his Detractors are Evil and Ruined Duh Business rants. Phil probably does this because he openly hates when people mock him for his New England Connecticut ack-cent, so he's trying to sound smarter and more cultured in the cleansing, healing Washington State air.
 
I recall Phil started this with Toxicity, purposely pronouncing so it stood out in his Detractors are Evil and Ruined Duh Business rants. Phil probably does this because he openly hates when people mock him for his New England Connecticut ack-cent, so he's trying to sound smarter and more cultured in the cleansing, healing Washington State air.
I'm from CT and nobody talks like that. He's just a fucking weirdo.
 
I meant more things like hookers and other services, which is what wingo got a lot of. (I know, I know you all disagree with 3rd parties, I’m not advocating it, just saying they don’t limit themselves to online).
I’ll remind you the code to the ‘massively fortified community’ is online so he’s not exactly immune to all this should he attract these boys attention.
Since Dave lives in an HOA community ya probably could get him fined if this conga line of delivery people creates a big enough disturbance.
 
2. Have Phil forced into a debate/convo with a competent person about ANY TOPIC to see how much of a sperg he really is.

This scenario has always been one that I love to picture happening, but I just don't see how it would ever come about and I've had to mostly relegate it to wishful thinking. He doesn't engage with anybody in any forum where he isn't just able to block them out. His response to every criticism is to stretch it to the point of absurdity and then say, 'What an idiot, get tf out of here' and ban them. The closest you'd ever get to this is something like the bankruptcy hearing where he knew he'd potentially have to account for all the shit he lies about not adding up, and he got treated with relative kid gloves.

Think about how he acted though, even in a scenario where he was barely pressed on things. He was giving ridiculous rambling responses where he was trying to describe things like PayPal in really specific semantic ways like how he usually plays with language when he's being slimy about something. That little preview of how poorly he was able to handle himself when barely being called to account made me realize what kind of a meltdown he'd have if someone (especially in a position of authority) actually played his language game back at him and picked apart the semantic bullshit that seems to be his only tool when trying to deflect. It'd be glorious to see him stammering and mush mouthed, unable to just call the person stupid and ban them, but he'd only ever be in that scenario if some circumstance forced him to, never willingly. As much as he likes to posture about his principles and his 'rightness' in his holier than thou, absolute black and white terms, he's a moral jellyfish who has zero courage or belief behind his convictions.
 
I don't know why Phil continues to lie about the WWE Champions account anymore. He's lied so hard that he's backed into a fucking corner at this point. If Phil wasn't so retarded, he'd just admit to playing it and stream it. There are YouTube channels devoted to playing some mobiles games, so why the fuck not?

Phil just doesn't want detractors to win, even to his own detriment. What an idiot.
 
While packages won't work most likely what about the Chris Chan method? Sending prostitutes and food? Chris got banned from alot of his local food take away places, you know how much Phil loves Doordash. Of course prostitutes are a funny in a different way, I dunno about the code thing, would they be allowed to be given that and say they are there for Philip Burnell?

Sending food just screws over innocent business though, not their fault one of the customers is a scumbag.
 
It should be noted that Phil does NOT open things he either did not order or is unsure of. IIRC, he has admitted to throwing away an unknown package because he was concerned about it being from trolls. So it's not like you can just send him anything and he'll open it. Even with OIC, he didn't trust him to send him a laptop and instead insisted on just getting the money
While that is true he wouldn't be able to just throw it all away since the trash gets picked up bi-weekly and he already has trouble with that as it is. I saw a clip where it showed the front of wing's home and it was completely blocked with stacks of boxes. If that happened to dave he could get in trouble with his HOA.

I think there's some potential here since Phil has been extremely toxic and defensive as of late but I'm not going to get my hopes up.
 
I don't know why Phil continues to lie about the WWE Champions account anymore. He's lied so hard that he's backed into a fucking corner at this point. If Phil wasn't so retarded, he'd just admit to playing it and stream it. There are YouTube channels devoted to playing some mobiles games, so why the fuck not?

In short: the 'trolls' win, his fans would know that he's crying poor when he's not, and he'd open himself up to bankruptcy fraud since he'd have to admit that he wrote off his gatcha spending as business expenses.
 
It should be noted that Phil does NOT open things he either did not order or is unsure of. IIRC, he has admitted to throwing away an unknown package because he was concerned about it being from trolls. So it's not like you can just send him anything and he'll open it. Even with OIC, he didn't trust him to send him a laptop and instead insisted on just getting the money
That's what he says, but I doubt he was being honest. DSP is so greedy he'd never turn down free stuff, he'd just open it and lie about ever opening or receiving it.
 
That's what he says, but I doubt he was being honest. DSP is so greedy he'd never turn down free stuff, he'd just open it and lie about ever opening or receiving it.
The solution is to clearly send him giant boxes filled with packing material. That way he can't easily throw it away along with all his door dash trash filling up his can for the week. Just put a single VHS tape in it so that it qualifies for media mail.
 
The solution is to clearly send him giant boxes filled with packing material. That way he can't easily throw it away along with all his door dash trash filling up his can for the week. Just put a single VHS tape in it so that it qualifies for media mail.
I could see him having to make 3,000 trips to the dump because only 2 boxes fit in the car at a time. :story:
 
It should be noted that Phil does NOT open things he either did not order or is unsure of. IIRC, he has admitted to throwing away an unknown package because he was concerned about it being from trolls. So it's not like you can just send him anything and he'll open it. Even with OIC, he didn't trust him to send him a laptop and instead insisted on just getting the money
The laptop was ordered from Amazon and he had all the tracking information so he knew when it would be arriving and when to look out for it, etc.
 
...And he turned it down? What a fucking moron.
He's been using said new laptop since last summer after many years of using an old piece of shit one. The new laptop from last year was $699 before sales tax. The new $3,000 PC is what he is in the market for nowadays. He's gonna have to wait for the new PC because one of the pay pigs had to bail out at the last second to buy components to fix their PC instead.

EDIT: What he did turn down though recently was an old-ish but still better PC than his current one from RTU.
 
This scenario has always been one that I love to picture happening, but I just don't see how it would ever come about and I've had to mostly relegate it to wishful thinking. He doesn't engage with anybody in any forum where he isn't just able to block them out. His response to every criticism is to stretch it to the point of absurdity and then say, 'What an idiot, get tf out of here' and ban them. The closest you'd ever get to this is something like the bankruptcy hearing where he knew he'd potentially have to account for all the shit he lies about not adding up, and he got treated with relative kid gloves.

Think about how he acted though, even in a scenario where he was barely pressed on things. He was giving ridiculous rambling responses where he was trying to describe things like PayPal in really specific semantic ways like how he usually plays with language when he's being slimy about something. That little preview of how poorly he was able to handle himself when barely being called to account made me realize what kind of a meltdown he'd have if someone (especially in a position of authority) actually played his language game back at him and picked apart the semantic bullshit that seems to be his only tool when trying to deflect. It'd be glorious to see him stammering and mush mouthed, unable to just call the person stupid and ban them, but he'd only ever be in that scenario if some circumstance forced him to, never willingly. As much as he likes to posture about his principles and his 'rightness' in his holier than thou, absolute black and white terms, he's a moral jellyfish who has zero courage or belief behind his convictions.
Phil indeed loses his ability to infuriatingly go "Nuh-uh!" when someone has him dead-to-rights, once that someone is immune to his usual cowardly tactics. Which in of itself, is a fact that he ignores all of the time, despite it being so well known, acting like anyone watching "I feel sorry for you, Rich" isn't aware of how that talk only happens when Phil is facing a camera in his condo.

Imagine living this way, disregarding pretty much every memory of your own life in order to get away with never changing for the better, not even to put an end to the insults. He truly is insane for expecting to stay a stupid asshole who can't sell a lie, AND have everyone take his name out of their mouths, unless they are going to join his game of "Pretend Phil isn't a cunt."
In short: the 'trolls' win, his fans would know that he's crying poor when he's not, and he'd open himself up to bankruptcy fraud since he'd have to admit that he wrote off his gatcha spending as business expenses.
From the perspective of a pigroach, there is nothing to be gained from confessing, though that comes with the hefty cost of never being able to live with it. Phil's relationship with that part of his rep does not and will not stagnate, it constantly evolves because more evidence piles up every year and awareness increases. Regardless of anything, he's going to keep getting angrier and more desperate to shut the talk down, which naturally yields more slip-ups, which in turn leads to greater scrutiny.

Basically, it doesn't matter what consequences he has contemplated, Phil is inequipped to deal with an exposed secret of this magnitude, and that is going to overwhelm any tact he could possibly muster in the future.
That's what he says, but I doubt he was being honest. DSP is so greedy he'd never turn down free stuff, he'd just open it and lie about ever opening or receiving it.
Phil wanted the money so he could spend it on other things, that's one of the real reasons he's pissed at Rich, who, intetionally or no, blew up his new computer scam. OIC offering him a laptop isn't attention-getting for anyone but the Farms, while Rich brought exposure that Phil won't tolerate. Like was said above, the pigroach loses all ability to smugly engage in anything slimey once it has enough unapproving eyes on it. I've never cared about Phil getting hookers and adult diapers sent to his condo by Wings trolls I've wanted him to feel the stinging heat of the spotlight that his kind deserve. He's an amoral chicken-shit, and it's about damn time he stopped being ignored by people with the power to turn him meek.
 
He's been using said new laptop since last summer after many years of using an old piece of shit one. The new laptop from last year was $699 before sales tax. The new $3,000 PC is what he is in the market for nowadays. He's gonna have to wait for the new PC because one of the pay pigs had to bail out at the last second to buy components to fix their PC instead.

EDIT: What he did turn down though recently was an old-ish but still better PC than his current one from RTU.
Accepting another streamer's hand-me-downs would imply that he's not as talented or successful as that other streamer. That will never happen in a bazillion years.
 
3 pages straight of gayops on a thread dave for sure doesn't lurk.

The injection of wings trolls into this shitshow will surely be fruitful.
Poor Phil could be given crystal clear instructions on how to avoid a piano from falling on him and he would still walk right under where it will fall.

The guy vets any "react" content he does and still manages to look like a complete retard.

Phil is THAT retarded and it's not some 4D chess move. He's barely smarter than his dents.
 
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