He's coping that he lost weight because he is a slave to tiny dopamine hits and if he thinks that he's lost weight and looks good his diseased brain jizzes a little dopamine onto itself.
Actually he didn't admit to the revenge porn charge. He plead No Contest which in no way is an admission of guilt it means Ralph wouldn't contest the charge and therefore was found guilty. Learn the law bitch.
This show is really front loaded with Ralph being super excited about the ralphomania event that he is planning to host.
I won't lie I hope the is a AF Royal rumble, it would last 4 hours because everyone would be no selling each other's hits stomping around the ring in circles acting like each of them are the main character of the show. No one would accept being the first one eliminated until Nick showed up and then everyone would be taking the biggest dives you've ever seen. But that's just pure fantasy
Other thing to note is Stein wanting to beat up a female wrestler, that sounds absolutely like a desperate attempt to touch a woman again. If you've watched any length of his stuff you would know that pussy is few and far between. While on the other hand you have big tech wanting to take out Stardust, that just sounds like big tech being big tech, He really likes hitting women.
Starts with ice ice baby, and he shouts something about Ralphamania, is this some wrestling thing he's doing?
5 songs and only the one outburst from Ralph. I feel a more muted show coming up
first fatty dance, Alex is going to Ralphamania, some singing nobody is doing what Ralph is doing, posting lame events something about wrestling, talking about news, sounds like Jim Sterling
4 fatty dances in a row, the audience can only handle so much
5 now, Ralph gonna get fit as fuck
Ralph is pre setting up people getting the shit kicked out of them if they interfere with the event Left a little extra dancing at the end just as a treat
you wouldn't believe the amount of people trying to get into Ralph's event. He channels Trump like Gator channels gym
Alex Stein is a fucking lunatic, he wants a no holds barred match against any woman in the world. It sounds like he went on a incel shooter diatribe about how he's sick of the "these bitches" and he just wants to hurt a female. And apparently there are some takers.
Oh god, Big Tech wants to fight Stardust. Beating his wife not good enough for him it seems.
What is with AF and AF connected people wanting to beat women so much?
Ralph talking about Jim being dead, how much he would have loved to watch wrestling at Ralphamania
Jim mention 1
Ralph mulling over hosting the live stream free on cozy
This show has been non-stop rap, it's an assault onb the ears and mind knowing that every song is 10$
some guy Ali Jamal who is working with Wang Lin is going to do a state of the nation address in the middle of the ring? This show sounds like a fucking nightmare on tonal shifts
Ralph wants a documentary following the Ralphamania rise
Wigger Wednesday is such a funny idea to me, a bunch of people so low that they donate to Ralph and support AF sitting around listening to black men sing and sending 10$ for the privilege of having their favorite song played
Ralph will be part of the commentary team
Beardson may announce the Stein match, because he hates women and would love to announce a fight with one getting hurt in it. That was explained by Ralph
"The Vince mcmahn of the underground is in charge of the show!..... Thats me" he's so desperate to be seen like that
Big techs promo vid against stardust. It's pathetic. He also makes a joke about beating his own family
Ralph's fashion hour, talking about what he's gonna wear at the show
At the end of the day, while all this is so, so gay. Ralph and co are doing a far better job at promoting this shitty back yard spat than Andys fight and that entire boxing event
all aylawging aside, Ralph is putting his best foot forward for this event, I think it's also trying to show up Warskis absolute shit showing
Ralph watches the Keffals clip. Calls it Keffawwls
Ralph calls it a hermiltiple times and gets pressed and gets really pissed
Ralph watches a Kino Casino clip mocking their grifting
Back to Keffawwls
Jim mention 2 Ralph knows the exact minute Jim went offline 7 days ago
Wat da
Back to Keffawwls and it's GoFundMe
Jim mention 3, Watching a KC clip shouting janny Jim
Onto Warski and trolling him
Slam back into Jim mention 4, Ralph apparently has force him off the internet.
Back to watching KC shit, old clips he's played before, Talking about them being demonic, dull
Ralph rants about Warski and his fight again
Jim mention 5 Jim will come back and sweep this up
Back to the rant
Jim mention 6, even Jim will laugh at warski after the fight
Back to the rant
Ralph goes mmmm to what pantsu is wearing. It was gross
Onto Trump raid
Ralph and his chat flipflop between the dems are going to steal the election and the dems are trying to influence the election with this raid. Why would they care about influencing anything if they are stealing it? Republicans are just as embarrassing as the fucking worthless dems
Broadcaster is female. That's what I said bitch, smash or pass chat? *Low gutteral voice* I'd smash her, yeah shut up
My god I forgot how fucking whiny Republicans are
Any time Ralph talks about women it's just so disgusting on the ears. He gets that gutteral low voice
Ralph suddenly talks shit about Rekeota
"Did they sniff their panties?" *Wet exhale* *moist grunt*
bibble is on and raging about immigrants. As if his trashy ass has any sway in the world
Bibble talks about adult walkie talkies
Back to watching fox news whine and complain about something happening to their side that they wanted to happen to the other side with Clintons emails. Politics are just so boring now.
Bibble conspiracy talk now about people listening into walkie talkie conversations about which hotel they want to stay at and some people listening in to their walkie talkie conversation and mugging them I the night
Bibble talks about how bad things are and the need to prep
Cooking with Bibble. Put spam on everything. Ralph mmmm orgasms
Bibble's sanest take has been that civil war is retarded and everyone dreaming about going to it is also retarded. You don go to war in the morning and watch Netflix in the evening
Show over. Good
425.90$ Made that show.
Most of it from people wanting black rap music to be played and for Ralph to jiggle to it. The state of AF
Ralphamale:"Wings name-dropped us? We gotta save Wings, that is what I think!" Superchatter: "We should get him on cozy and make metokur seethe" Ralphamale: "I mean I don't run cozy, but I think everyone knows what my vote would be. I haven't seen that proposed.. but I guess it just was. Wings: I looked at Cozy.tv and it was basically somebody named Ethan Ralph.. Ralphamale: *Makes a shocked face and stares into the camera for 25 seconds* Ralphamale:*Rewinds* Wings:"was basically somebody named Ethan Ralph and Alex Jones were the two top streams on the platform on the front page. Wings: "And it's like 'What, like why would I ever stream here?'" Ralphamale: NIGGER YOU CAN'T STREAM ANYWHERE, YOU SHOULD TAKE ALL THE HELP YOU CAN GET- YEAH FACEBOOK GAMING IS BETTER FOR YOU DUMBASS
*seething intensifies* Ralphamale: "Plus what did he mean he was looking at cozy? I mean I don't think anyone offered him a spot on cozy."
Ralphamale: NIGGER YOU CAN'T STREAM ANYWHERE, YOU SHOULD TAKE ALL THE HELP YOU CAN GET- YEAH FACEBOOK GAMING IS BETTER FOR YOU DUMBASS
*seething intensifies*
No yoooo guntguard the scale was obviously a guntguard and tampered with, or he measured his weight (not mass) in a vacuum chamber. As a Ralph a-log, I cannot believe. As the Gunt board janny, you are required to have 649 citations in Harvard Style to prove this W.
Ralphamale:"Wings name-dropped us? We gotta save Wings, that is what I think!" Superchatter: "We should get him on cozy and make metokur seethe" Ralphamale: "I mean I don't run cozy, but I think everyone knows what my vote would be. I haven't seen that proposed.. but I guess it just was. Wings: I looked at Cozy.tv and it was basically somebody named Ethan Ralph.. Ralphamale: *Makes a shocked face and stares into the camera for 25 seconds* Ralphamale:*Rewinds* Wings:"was basically somebody named Ethan Ralph and Alex Jones were the two top streams on the platform on the front page. Wings: "And it's like 'What, like why would I ever stream here?'" Ralphamale: NIGGER YOU CAN'T STREAM ANYWHERE, YOU SHOULD TAKE ALL THE HELP YOU CAN GET- YEAH FACEBOOK GAMING IS BETTER FOR YOU DUMBASS
*seething intensifies* Ralphamale: "Plus what did he mean he was looking at cozy? I mean I don't think anyone offered him a spot on cozy." View attachment 3590109
Fucking lol even wings doesn't want to be near that shit. I guess it would be funny because then the wings alogs would probably pick on ralph for being very similar to wings in a few ways (fat)
Fucking lol even wings doesn't want to be near that shit. I guess it would be funny because then the wings alogs would probably pick on ralph for being very similar to wings in a few ways (fat)
Ralph would take a while to break down but the Wings trolls would def get him to crack. They would also get reactions out of Ralph really easily. Richard's life is pathetic but Ralph's life is probably more pathetic
Ralph would take a while to break down but the Wings trolls would def get him to crack. They would also get reactions out of Ralph really easily. Richard's life is pathetic but Ralph's life is probably more pathetic
If either Wingsā trolls or Pat Tomlinsonās OnA rascals turned their attention to Ralph, heād run away crying like Rozy wishes she could when Ralph walks into the room. He has no idea what real trolling is.