DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[TurdFondler]

Its weird a slightly embarassing event like getting caught jerking off

Your parents walking in on you jerkin it is way different than cranking your hog in front of a live audience. The entire world knows he jerked off on stream. He's a global laughingstock. I don't know how he lives with the shame and embarrassment.

 

[Miniluv]

Also, if you're new to DSP and have questions about lore, feel free to ask. There's a lot, and sometimes the details matter.

What's the story with calling him Dave?

 

[Very Honest Content]

I don't mean any offense to this poster in particular, but this sentiment, although very commonly expressed here, is full-blown "a walmart greeter that hugs strangers in his free time" retarded. Wings exposes himself to the public to a degree that Phil would never dare reach. Wings trolls are the way that they are because wings reacts the way that he does and because wings chooses to broadcast it. All of the times Phil reminds you that he's the human avatar of failure are just little squirts of diarrhea that slip past the curated, smothering and repressive diaper that is his obsession with control of the narrative spun to his limited dent audience. You might as well hope that a mob of fish wins the triple crown; the wings trolls can't even breathe the atmosphere, let alone race in it.

Grimlock never accused of being smartest Autobot on or off Cybertron. One population of weens bringing their lack of funniness to a more popular lolcow who feeds off lame weens to fuel his victim narrative, sounds like a bonus, for a pigroach.

And yet he still makes ~120k a year, salty trolls owned!

And yet, if you do the math, he's going to need another $47,923 in net, not gross, income to make that this year, which means he's going to have to average $10,650 each month the rest of the way to the end of the year to be able to claim that so he's probably not going to end up there, WWE CHAMPIONS TIME has fallen on some strained times as the whale is lagging in it. Maybe those incoming Jordie weens will pick up some slack?

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

What's the story with calling him Dave?

and whats the lore behind "devour". i somehow missed that

 

[Yung Dalph]

What's the story with calling him Dave?

Tevin said he looks like a Dave and called him Dave.

and whats the lore behind "devour". i somehow missed that

He was eating DEVOUR microwave meals, Snort Burnell sampled that clip and pitched it down.

 

[brother-number-one]

and whats the lore behind "devour". i somehow missed that

That is from when he reviewed some US frozen tv dinner garbage called „Devour“, very much in line with his food tastes.

What's the story with calling him Dave?

Somebody once called him like that (probably by mistake), he sperged about it and a meme was born.

 

[Super Dent Head]

What's the story with calling him Dave?

Someone donated to him once and called him Dave. Tevin found it funny so he started calling him Dave and Dark Dave. The name kinda just stuck

and whats the lore behind "devour". i somehow missed that

The whole devour thing, I think, comes from when he ate a devour meal

Both links are to Phil's own channel -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6WQBB9w6h4 (Chicken Devour meal)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92rDUc2dqhw (Some ravioli thing)

 

[PieceofShet]

Tevin said he looks like a Dave and called him Dave.

He was eating DEVOUR microwave meals, Snort Burnell sampled that clip and pitched it down.

No? Someone called him dave in the chat instead of phil.

 

[FamicomGorby]

What's the story with calling him Dave?

DSP's dad is named David, so it just got put on him I guess.

and whats the lore behind "devour". i somehow missed that

That's on Dave

 

[Lady Adjani]

 

[Iron Hamster]

Having trouble accessing the Phail wwe roster for my daily number update.

 

[Super Dent Head]

Having trouble accessing the Phail wwe roster for my daily number update.

It's a sitewide issue. Nothing loads.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Found this gem, Bugged socializing gaming technique by SBM, something Phil could possibly relate to in real life



Of course you DONT SEE IT Brandon, you are BLIND! But you know who is the socialization expert that does see it?

 

[Iron Hamster]

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Must be the response lag Laura

 

[Comma]

What's the story with calling him Dave?

Tevin said he looks like a Dave and called him Dave.

Somebody once called him like that (probably by mistake), he sperged about it and a meme was born.

Someone donated to him once and called him Dave. Tevin found it funny so he started calling him Dave and Dark Dave. The name kinda just stuck

No? Someone called him dave in the chat instead of phil.

DSP's dad is named David, so it just got put on him I guess.

This Dave lore question comes up every six months or so, so a while back I decided to save the clip of the moment the meme started, so I can easily post it and DEBUNK all the wrong stories about it:

July 1st, 2017:

And that's all there is to it; some random donator called him Dave without any explanation, never to be seen again. The name stuck because of DSP's typical bad reaction to it. There's no proof of it having to do with his dad's name, if it was a mistake or intentional or anything like that, since there never was given any context. His chat then kept calling him Dave and Tevin ran with it because it annoyed DSP even more, and that's about it.

It's funny as fuck, though, and a prime example of how to properly troll DSP (too bad he had to attach money to it).

I especially love the moment where you can see he's illegitimately annoyed by someone calling him Dave...

... and then the split second where you can just see him think: "Why the fuck is this dirty troll calling me Dave!?", while dozens of detractor theories are running through his mind.

Lmfao.

 

[ShitheadKiwifarter]

Tevin is back!

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

It was confirmed that Phil sucks at Tekken when he uploaded videos of himself playing Tekken back in 2011. He does not even understand the absolute basics of the game.

You don't even have to go that far back, you can check out his godawful Tekken 7 TIHYDP. He first picked Paul who used to do insane damage in S1, never bothered to do any khambos except for a shitty one he made himself which didn't do any good damage and didn't have good carry and only spammed Phoenix Smasher. Then he switched to King, just did Ali kicks and throws. Bitched about King not having good range. The same character that had a long range fully circular counter hit mid launcher in S1 (Can you guess how many times he used it?) Then he finally embraced his true level of Tekken skill and became a kickmashing Lili scrub.

I remember he once said that Tekken was never about long khambos and they scrubified it for the kiddies with the long khambos I just shook my head. The same series that had a ToD combo as early as Tekken 1 with Heihachi, the only problem was execution because the first two Tekken games' controls were clunky as fuck. Though to be fair, it's the same thing he says about literally every single fighting game that he played back in the 90s and claimed he was "good" at. He just can't cope with the fact that due to the abundance of online resources about learning any fighting game the average skill level in fighting games has gone up and spamming Phoenix Smasher doesn't even cut it in a room full of blue rank scrubs anymore.

 

[PieceofShet]

Tevin is back!

??

Edit
He is back!

 

[Negative Toxic Loser]

I know in what board I'm in, but to say that he orchestrated T's death with the evidence there is, is somewhat disingenuous or wildly speculative. So I have to assume you wrote that not entirely being serious.

He selfishly declined to drive his friend to some house/arcade, apparently even after being asked to, however there's no way he could have predicted that some random loser would shoot T that day.

If you (anyone here) actually thinks he purposefully wanted T killed and acted deliberately to accomplish that, I'm waiting for your reasoning behind it.

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His most embarrasing moment just happened a few days ago, where he was proven conclusively without a doubt to be a liar, by his own hands, along with the overwhelming amount of evidence that comes along that he is an actual scammer and a fraud.

Dave killed T because he looked at another black mans cock. This is just a true fact of life, you have to live with it, just like we all do.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

Imagine DSP in any real job. Hell, try to picture him doing your jobs and lasting a week. It's a pretty funny though. If he can bitch and whine this much abiut playing video games all day, how could he ever survive anywhere else?