The likely remedy is to put him in a tard home to show that, if managed, he will not repeat such a crime. Should he succeed, then they will drop the charges on the grounds that, despite the facts showing guilt, he should not be convicted because the crime would not have happened if he had not been a tard.
Chris is a problem to be solved, not a villain to be punished.
There will be no conviction.
Until Chris fucks up (assuming the court bothers to enforce its probation terms).
I suppose Chris in his plea could have explicitly agreed to some extra evidence that would allow another charge, or they could start up an entirely new charge that Chris could plead guilty to at his review
I think once the court has Chris safely tucked away in a tard depository, they're not going to bother with additional charges. Chris is more trouble than additional charges are worth.
Since I can't quote @A-№1 , apparently, Hunter Moore was banned from social media after he was convicted. It would be interesting the magichan account making a comeback.
Oh Chris could definitely get b&. He simply wouldn't obey it, and he'd come up with some bullshit excuse for not obeying it like: "That wasn't me. That was Magi-Chan."
Pride, greed, lust, envy, gluttony, wrath, and sloth. Sounds a lot like Chris to me.
They'll have to invent a few more for Chris. Like smelling bad. Touching inappropriately.
if someone were to shoot him in the back of the head would the bullet change course and shoot back into the barrel and blowing up the chamber killing the gunman in the process?
That shot could never be fired. The gunman would realize Chris isn't worth the bullet, and take his finger off the trigger.
Yet according to that one poster it is apparently an old Deep South tradition to pay for kids to befriend your tardspawn that Bob adhered to.
Go old enough and deep enough south and they'd make a house slave do it. Then there's the whole thing about whipping boys. I also wouldn't call it a tradition, per se. Obviously not every child needed bespoke "friends"; most kids could work things out themselves. It was just something some people did that nobody really talked about.
He cannot comprehend rules that restrict him not restricting someone else.
While assuming rules that restrict others do not restrict him. That's why warnings don't work with Chris, only immediate and direct consequences.
I am of the camp that thinks he probably could have actually had relatively normal life with low tier work had they had more early intervention.
Was Chris ever spanked by Borb as a child?
Something tells me Barb's a hitter but not a spanker.
My point was actually that it's not a bad thing to know laws, period.
Not necessarily, but often not actually useful, either. For example, most people (including myself) have absolutely no need to know the laws regarding incest or bestiality or whatever. The matter will simply never come up IRL.
I have to be careful who I talk to about Chris IRL
Whyever the fuck would you do that?
Actually, never mind the why.
How the fuck would you do that? To talk about Chris IRL you'd have to first explain what Chris is. I mean where would you even begin? At least here on the CWCki forums people have already gotten past that point on their own.
