Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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how much is a lawyer in the land of the leaf then?
For our man Luke it'll probably cost nothing since that troon lawyer is dealing with it. I'm guessing it'll be a % of whatever he wins - if he does - that'll go to the lawyer. My point anyway was that if you only needed 5-10k leaf bux for his bullshittery yet asked for 100k then that is a deceptive act. The constant raising of the fundraiser goal doesn't help either. Lucas is a scummy fuck and him just breathing is a deception against nature.
 
With everything going on, I thought today would be a good day to catch up with some of the other side characters in the Groomerverse!
Let’s see how Ben/Wynn is doing. Last time, we found a cock shaped cup on the ground.

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God dammit.
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Well. We at least know who groomed Ben now. Lucas is now at least directly connected to one grooming.

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If a faggot chink groomed my son, I’d be a lot less accepting too.

Also, let’s scroll down on that Chloe tweet from earlier:
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… nigger, who the fuck are you??

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Does this Chloe chink fag have sex with everyone? Troons are constantly mentioning banging him, including Lucas. Is this patient zero for Monkeypox or something?
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They currently live in Colorado. Was unable to find their powerword (deadname) or exact location.

Why would this troon show such a level of social ineptitude and obsession over a shady Asian HRT supplier? It just seems o—
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Oh. Well, that makes sense.
 
the server's pg13 AND it has a no dating rule? this is tumblr banning adult content level of self immolation
For any other server it would be standard operating procedure and it's telling that the community fucks off due to this.

Honestly, if R rated content and dating were allowed, the entire discord would become a group of powderkegs, with one exploding then leading to others exploding and immolating the server that way. Keeping mature content and dating out is a much easier option even though it will lead to a fizzle than the glorious bang.

Also, I've been meaning to bring it up, in this video Luke says "do you have any sympathy for me?" and it's really telling of his goals.
The fake swatting shit, the tears, the lies, everything is a scheme by him and his mods to sway public opinion on him. The goal is to make people sympathetic towards him.
It's kind of upsetting to watch him use his victim status as the ultimate leverage of power. It's so slimy and makes people in actual danger look less like they should be taken seriously.

Generally speaking blocking is gay. But in the case Lucas, there is pretty much nothing to be gained from interacting with him directly, so blocking him is somewhat understandable.
Lucas just sits there and harasses people to the point of being embarrassingly unfunny. He doesn't even argue with you, he just tries to bait you poorly so he can yell at you. Quarter Pounder is proof.

Do you need that money over anyone else in this world, keffals? How long will you play the victim?. What a disgusting, inscrupulous, deceitful and reprehensible being
Yeah, duh, how else will he build the dream catboy ranch compound, the Canadian communist paradise that parallels the tranch sisters in the USA? He can't stop until all trans fatboys on his land are safe and the land is desolate!

now imagine these people in charge of entire countries after their little "Revolution"
The revolution would collapse even faster due to their infighting and general weakness. In under a year a straight boy communist leader and his crew will efficiently dominate them due to this and it will become a standard dictatorship.

Jenny Tightpants, a top Keffals orbiter, retweeted this:
He's shockingly stupid with terrible PR opsec. I don't know what I expected from someone dubbing themselves "tightpants".

Cis people are the bulk of society. If they have problems, it's not like there's enough trans people to run anything effectively. Or enough qualified trans people in general.

why do troons always use anime drawings of "passing" tranny characters when most (100%) of troons do not pass in the least?
Wish fulfillment. That's it. They want to become the cute coy uwu trap and such.

So, if you get back tomorrow, I may show up at London. So, you know, keep your eyes open
"Paul Allen never had a mother, he was a virgin birth..."

This gotta be a Keffals thing, then. With how much attention he’s been garnering lately, I wouldn’t be surprised
There's so many crazy troons that hate the farms that I doubt it's just that.

And that this person will be glamoured such that all but virgins, pure mothers, and men of faith will not be able to see it. (Us, Terfs, and the christ is kang types.
Thank you for putting us as the virgins. Shoutout to Mumsnet.

Just read up on the Malleus Maleficarum. Fuck, they KNEW twitch troons were demon spergs all the way back then. Seems like an interesting book, gonna order it.
It's a fascinating piece of history from a batshit man. So a Kiwi Farms classic, prepare for some batshit psuedoscience and bent religion.

Yes, people from the 15th Century already knew what Asperger Syndrome is, it doesn't come from the 20th Century.
15th Century Aspergers, 20th Century Autism - good usernames for you lurkers or those who just want a different handle.

Found some funny reactions to this thread in vaush's discord
I'd be highly disappointed if there actually was a discord to get leaked. Have we not beaten IRC into you motherfuckers yet?

Also, lol, we hadn't talked much about his family in a while. Mostly there's jokes about them followed by maybe history pieces and hoe it relates to LucAss. His family is the least of our concerns.

Does this Chloe chink fag have sex with everyone? Troons are constantly mentioning banging him, including Lucas.
Considering Lucas's discord is struggling to be active outside of drama thanks to the "no dating no R rated stuff" rule, yes. Sex is a greeting and an exchange of trust to them, a mutual attempt at pleasuring (attempt), a validation of being a hawt grill.

Also, Colorado. Tranch connection when?!
 
"DURRRRRRRRR SUE KIWIFARMS"

Jesus Christ, why are lolcows and their orbiters so fucking dumb? Let me make a direct message to Keffaltards who might be reading this thread right now (because you're out there and we all know it) and ask you, is there even a flicker of light in your HRT eroded brain, that has any capability for logical reasoning? First off, let's just ignore the fact that countless other idiots have tried and failed to take this site down, because even if that wasn't the precedent by now, there is literally fucking nothing we could be sued for. We have done quite literally nothing illegal or infringed on anyone's rights, all this website does is collect and gather publicly available information. On what fucking planet should we be held accountable for Lucas's tweets and creepy Discord chat logs? Here's a tip, if you don't want people posting about you being a groomer, then don't be a fucking groomer. How is that so hard for you mindless troglodytes to understand?

Or are you talking about the swatting that both didn't happen, and even if it did, was universally condemned by the forum? Are you saying that Null could be sued for a non-existent crime that nobody here committed? Not to mention that this is an American website, Canada's backwards and tyrannical freedom of speech laws don't apply here. get fucked faggots
Just because no one else succeeded, does not mean Lucas should give up. He might be the first to cinch that legal lasso on the Mango Ranch. /sarcasm
 

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Sry if it's been mentioned, but Keffals was talking to Vaush yesterday, and there are some clips that are pretty interesting.

Vaush (and Lucas in the rest of the video) assumes the reason he was filled under his old name, was only because of the email.
Even tho every government and legal paperwork for his first 18 years was Lucas Roberts, why? Because transphobia of course.
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I don't expect Vaush to actually come here and verify any of this information but didn't he at least read the fucking police statement? The 5-0 confirmed his records were logged as Lucas Roberts because of "prior police interaction" and shockingly you can't just rub out a name and replace it with fucking police evidence. Just more confirmation none of these spastics bother to actually do any reading on whatever it is they are bitching about today.
 
Sorry for the miscommunication -- We never dated, and never met in person, until after her 19th birthday In March of 2013.

I was 29. It was bad judgment on my part. I regret it, but I do not deny it.
A 40 year old tranny neck deep in Twitter drama. Unbelievably pathetic lmao
 
I don't expect Vaush to actually come here and verify any of this information but didn't he at least read the fucking police statement? The 5-0 confirmed his records were logged as Lucas Roberts because of "prior police interaction" and shockingly you can't just rub out a name and replace it with fucking police evidence. Just more confirmation none of these spastics bother to actually do any reading on whatever it is they are bitching about today.
I didn't cut that piece, but in the stream Vaush ask Lucas if he has any prior police involvements, and he says no. So either the police or Lucas is lying.
 
I didn't cut that piece, but in the stream Vaush ask Lucas if he has any prior police involvements, and he says no. So either the police or Lucas is lying.
I think we can safely say that Lucas is the liar. It's not unusual for the popo to cover their asses, however Luke would tell you the sky was green if you asked him. He is physically incapable of telling the truth.
 
Finally, the trannies are starting to get jealous of Lucas. It's only a matter of time for them to stab Lucas in the back and use his "white privilege" to attack him. This is what happens when you're in a community filled with troons. It's a community filled with narcissists, they have no respect for each other. Everything they do, they do so behind a mask, it's a vile community. Once they see success from another troon, they'll do anything to ruin the kingdom that troon made, unless if they, too, can have a share of their success, but even that won't end well because they'll ask for more of your success.
Narcissistic social climbers brought Rome to ruin and so will they bring down the tranny mennace.
 
Keffals is the modern day Elagabalus with his degenerate fanbase as his personal sex slaves.

Elagabalus developed a reputation among his contemporaries for extreme eccentricity, decadence, zealotry, and sexual promiscuity. This tradition has persisted, and among writers of the early modern age he suffered one of the worst reputations among Roman emperors. Edward Gibbon, for example, wrote that Elagabalus "abandoned himself to the grossest pleasures with ungoverned fury". According to Barthold Georg Niebuhr, "the name Elagabalus is branded in history above all others" because of his "unspeakably disgusting life".
 
> Person I dislike needs money, asks for 10k
>I give them 100k
> Call the police on them
> Arrested for fraud
Don't act like a silly cunt my man you know exactly that's not what was said by anyone here. You yourself said he asked for 100k while his actual expense is closer to 10k, how is that NOT deceptive? It's also pretty deceptive to ask for 20k, then change the goal amount every time he reached near the goal, so that original 20k ballooned to 100k. He even claimed he wasn't moving then walked that back when he realised it might be bad optics. If you want to simp for a greasy troon wire in but try not to be a retard while you do it.
 
Keffals is the modern day Elagabalus with his degenerate fanbase as his personal sex slaves.

Elagabalus developed a reputation among his contemporaries for extreme eccentricity, decadence, zealotry, and sexual promiscuity. This tradition has persisted, and among writers of the early modern age he suffered one of the worst reputations among Roman emperors. Edward Gibbon, for example, wrote that Elagabalus "abandoned himself to the grossest pleasures with ungoverned fury". According to Barthold Georg Niebuhr, "the name Elagabalus is branded in history above all others" because of his "unspeakably disgusting life".
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