Principles of the Kiwi Farms

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Null said:
I am very frustrated seeing the anti-fun sentiments of the forum growing.
A diagnosis, if you care. Every time the site gets featured in the news or is trending on Twitter it attracts people who believe what the news and Twitter say about it and find it more appealing than what the site actually is.

I think there should be a way to limit very new posters from posting on certain threads when things get really bad because there's been times where new people come in and act extremely retarded and also dox themselves.
I don't think it would change much in the long term. Retards would just make accounts and leave it be until the restrictions are lifted.
The only solution I see is bullying retards into shape or off the site.
 
That's a horrifying thought, that even places like 4chan don't let you say the word nigger any more and are way quicker to ban for trolling.
Despite how it might feel most people on the internet have never been on 4chan. The reason why reddit sucks is because that's where the general pop goes for a "chatting space". 4chan is mostly still just a boogeyman with a bunch of tourists.
 
It seems like everyday people who use the internet cannot understand using the internet in a way that doesn’t circle back to their personal feelings. The internet continues to shrink and devolve into a cesspool of social media where if you aren’t posting about yourself or your feelings you don’t know how to use it. Sad stuff. Can we go back to early 2000s internet.
 
There's a definite trend of people cheering swatting, deplatforming and censorship of other people simply because they don't like the people it's happening to or their politics. Those are often the same users who scream bloody murder about the same things happening to their ideological allies or the Farms themselves.

Please learn to have a tiny sliver of self-awareness, it's very tedious to slog through when I just want to point and laugh at the circus.
 
Newfags have trouble reading.

I still see some of them acting like this is facebook and putting out way to much personal information. The Archie Battersbee thread is an example.
I think that one’s a different problem than most newfags tbf. That’s just because the Archie drama attracted mostly Facebook moms, who are old and do not understand the internet, and so are prone to powerleveling. Not quite the same issue as here, which are people who use this site to feel morally superior and whine all the time.
 

Being better than Chris/Wings/DSP/Keffals/Ralph is not and never has been an achievement

Dude you have no idea, back in the day I was in some Discord servers for DSP and niggers would post massive fucking high school essays about how Phil is sociopathic/narcissistic/evil whatever. Then you find out these guys are like 40+ years-old autists living off of SSDI. At least Phil collects his SSDI second-hand.
 
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