Principles of the Kiwi Farms

[Love Machine]

New fags are probably younger and/or normie and are just playing with their new toy, probably the first time in their lives on the internet where they can say and act how they want MOSTLY without some janny sweeping.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

I've noticed an increase in people getting angry and impatient with certain lolcows as well and wonder what causes it. The KingCobraJFS subreddit for example can't stop talking about how to get Josh evicted and put in a group home.

I wonder if its a zoomer thing since it seems the people who are calling for then to calm down are all older.

 

[Steely Dan]

It sucks that this has to be said. but given how much KF has grown, I guess it should be expected that people who don't "get it" will join. I know not everyone cares about CWC, but the CWCKI page on A-Logging should be required reading for every newfag that joins.

Being better than Chris/Wings/DSP/Keffals/Ralph is not and never has been an achievement.​

If you have to actively say you're better than them, and get mad enough to try and prove it, you probably aren't.

 

[Tonberry]

We love our cops, our law enforcement

 

[Fireman Sam]

And to parrot what has been said before (mfer beat me to it)... If you have let everyone know constantly that you're so much better than a certain lolcow. You're probably not.
Been seeing a few retards who will go out of their way to do gay trolling plans. Some of which seem to be doing it out of spite of all things...
Let content flow naturally for fuck's sake. If you have to beat it out of them by going into discords and trying painfully obvious bait, then what exactly is funny about the lolcow you're following?
We need more cannibalism of these sort of people. Sometimes they're more funny than the more obscure people of topic that they follow.

 

[The Line]

#notallnewfags

but probably most

 

[Windows Error 98]

Yeah like, c’mon guys. Life sucks sometimes but this is first and foremost a platform for laughing at people. Have some fun

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

cool story Jersh.

 

[scallion]

damn that wings thread really got you mad huh

I think he's mad newfags scared away some good content in the Keffals thread because they couldn't get over the fact that a tranny was posting it

 

[A Cat in a Minefield]

Thank you for your work Josh.

 

[NoonmanR]

New fags are probably younger and/or normie and are just playing with their new toy, probably the first time in their lives on the internet where they can say and act how they want MOSTLY without some janny sweeping.

That's a horrifying thought, that even places like 4chan don't let you say the word nigger any more and are way quicker to ban for trolling.

 

[teriyakiburns]

Can we still piss off the New Zealand government?

Pretty sure that's a requirement.

 

[Not Really Here]

For context and those wondering, Josh got fed up with Wings' trolls' less-than-infallible logic today starting with this post:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/wingsofredemption-jordie-jordan.5549/page-323#post-12708686

And the speds in the Keffels thread running off Kefflels ex who had just joined.
I'm sure there's a dozen more examples.

 

[Catboys the Musical]

I do not fucking understand people who act like they're altruistic while following a lolcow. There's no moral high ground here, just enjoy laughing at the sideshow and shut the fuck up.

 

[dreamwebz]

I question prevailed narratives here, and then get smacked in the face.
So much for that

 

[byuu]

I have nothing to say but I'm still gonna post since it's a popular thread.
Also fuck that fat bastard Wings.

 

[XM-05 Thanatos]

Ok, so it is called "THE Kiwi Farms"

 

[RollingRock]

TWU

 

[Matt Damon]

damn that wings thread really got you mad huh

I really didn't notice anything so bad. I've seen way more cancel-happy faggotry in other lolcow threads.

But hey - Jersh's site, Jersh's rules.

 

[Clownish]

Newfags have trouble reading.

I still see some of them acting like this is facebook and putting out way to much personal information. The Archie Battersbee thread is an example.