Principles of the Kiwi Farms

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.
I think there should be a way to limit very new posters from posting on certain threads when things get really bad because there's been times where new people come in and act extremely retarded and also dox themselves.
The problem is that those same people are also one of the funnest things to happen here: a random idiot comming here and then just having a metdown, it's hard to enforce something if it can as well be one of the best things to happen here.
 
Your principles are great in theory, but all I see is the complete opposite of what you describe... you want to protect everybody's right to free speech, you want to give all these tards a platform to spew their "truth", but that little mission statement or whatever the fuck it was is so far removed from what your site actually is, that you would have a better chance just shutting it down and starting over. This place is never going to be your "dream" or whatever the hell you invision for the internet. Most people are just too lazy or scared to move to the dark web.
 
I've noticed an increase in people getting angry and impatient with certain lolcows as well and wonder what causes it. The KingCobraJFS subreddit for example can't stop talking about how to get Josh evicted and put in a group home.

I wonder if its a zoomer thing since it seems the people who are calling for then to calm down are all older.
Zoomers tend to have no fucking patience when it comes to anything because their attention span was fucked by social media.

I swear half the time when I say “I’ll compile it into a list later” people expect that shit to get done in like an hour. No mf I can’t, I work 10 hours a day for 5 days a week. This weird zoomer NEET behavior gives me flashback to Chris yelling “now NOW NOW NOW NOW!!!!”

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People of gender need to be put in containment zones and maybe the good ones can post on the rest of the site. Otherwise you become something awful.

Trannies will always eventually ruin whatever community they latch on to.
I mean, yeah, but there’s a difference between letting them have an established presence and running them off when they have useful information about someone who is much worse and much more entertaining.
 
Funny how the owner of the site, dedicated to people who can't handle bantz, can't handle them either.
It's like with the fucking Tomlinson thread. How do you not get that his anger is justified when the police are putting him in fucking handcuffs because of fake police reports? Why do I even have to explain this to you?
 
First they came for the trannies, and I didn’t speak because I wasn’t a tranny. Then they came for the deathfats, and I didn’t speak because I wasn’t a cow. Then they came for the niggos, and I didn’t speak because I wasn’t a niggo obvs.

Then they came for the farmers... and there was no one left to save us.
 
"Null yelling at retards for taking the Internet too seriously"
-May 5 1945 colorized
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Newfags have trouble reading.

I still see some of them acting like this is facebook and putting out way to much personal information. The Archie Battersbee thread is an example.
The Archie Battersbee thread is a special case. Most of those people are British mumsnet normies, who have very different expectations about the online than most of us. What I'm more worried about is people more in the traditional forum demographic who think scaring away info gets them clout and who didn't bother to read the notice everyone is presented with upon making an account.
 
Thanks dear feeder. I have felt there was an awkward energy in the alogging of wings and dsp, an actual hatred and anger. Reminder for any readers, anger is physically unhealthy, especially when it is felt towards a parasocial relationship. I am always laughing at the shit, random events are fun to observe for me regardless of their moral implications precisely because I am an uninvolved participant. Some of you participate, and I hope you contemplate the signs of what "too far" might look like. What a couple of oopsies could earn you, worst case. Myself, I am happy to be a member of the peanut gallery. But there is an issue, because similar to being a sound-cloud rapper from Florida, being a lolcow puts a target on your back for anybody who wants some clout and superberries.

It also doesn't take much energy to provide fair use or not fedpost, the lines are pretty clearly drawn, I would support posts being removed/potential user bans for (repeated) violations.
 
It's not even just a newfag thing.
Yesterday for Phil? He ranted for an hour 45, looked like my autistic sister (who i love) with the pikachu hat on and pissed all his tips up against the wall on jpegs and gin

Yesterday for me? I got married, looked great in a tux and my tip was put to better use

Compare the pair.
This nigga had an account since 2017. Just don't be like this retard.
 
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