Principles of the Kiwi Farms

[Fools Idol]

Married 17 years to the same woman, which I know is cringe since women are such subhuman manipulators who will eventually take all my money and non existent kids in the divorce. At least that's what this site tells me.

As Null's chosen representative for this user base, I can categorically deny any allegations of "inceldom" on behalf of our good farmers. We all love women and there are absolutely no homsexuals here.

 

[Wormy]

As Null's chosen representative for this user base, I can categorically deny any allegations of "inceldom" on behalf of our good farmers. We all love women and there are absolutely no homsexuals here.

Isn't there @panzerfaust ? The one with the Clay Puppington avatar? He's kept his head down lately. Don't blame him.

 

[montepio]

Thanks for the heads up, Null.

 

[Camel joe]

When you find a woman who is not just willing to put up with your personal bullshit but make you chicken parmesan after a hard work day on Friday, you hang onto that. That's LOVE.

So your mother?

 

[WhatIsThePunchline]

As users base grows forum culture shifts and cliques become more pronounced.
The lines between people have become more bitter.
And for some reason various corporations are allowed to decide what people are allowed to spend their money on, which is fucked up.

 

[Left Ass Cheek]

This shit isn’t really new, I think the earliest example that I can recall of users who were unfamiliar with site cultire coming in to shit all over a thread was Striker Wolf’s first thread, which was locked after things had gotten too ridiculous. The Entersphere was an entire subforum for awhile and suffered a similar fate because the posters there just didn’t get the purpose of the site. KF is always going to attract undesirables.

It’s just a little worse nowadays since swatting and other shit like that have become the favored tools of the undesirables. Probably a really good thing that old school cows that would interact with users on the site are long gone, can’t scare off Fat Chance from his thread when he’s fucking dead.

 

[Nobunaga]

Aww, that’s so wholesome! You guys, @Wormy has a wife and he loves her!

I wouldnt exactly call a dildo a wife but you do you @Wormy

 

[Shart]

Wait people were actually angry at Wings and DSP? I just thought it was a funny clown show

 

[Wormy]

So you're mother?

No. My mother couldn't cook worth a damn, by her own admission. My wife can.

 

[Big Buns]

Yeah, maybe I’m a pussy but this forum can get way too angry and hateful for me. I miss when it was just laughing at CWC and not taking anything too seriously.

I don’t think we need a thread on literally every semi-annoying trans person on Twitter. It’s boring at best and unhinged at worst.

 

[Wormy]

Wait people were actually angry at Wings and DSP? I just thought it was a funny clown show

That's what I thought too. Oh how wrong I was...

I don’t think we need a thread on literally every semi-annoying trans person on Twitter. It’s boring at best and unhinged at worst.

But they're destroying western civilization and going door to door cutting your son's dick off !

 

[Male Idiot]

Odd that drama always follows cows I do not.

I am not even mad at Chris and he porked the Barbussy. There is an ocean between him and my mother so all is well. He can't harm you, or your family.

Just lay back, enjoy the free clownshow, and say your 88 Heil Hitler-s before bed.

 

[Dork Of Ages]

paging @Epic Fail Man here, we need your services to save this thread from @Wormy

 

[MrJokerRager]

Why should I? Why don't you?

Okay, that one's pretty good, bravo.

What have I got to do, slap his mother and impregnate his sister, what?

Going by what previous posters have done.

Like shitting up general chat and posting trash on Dear Leaders wall and sending him PMs and fed posting and calling him a pedo and praising anime while quoting Dear Leader.

 

[NoonmanR]

Wait people were actually angry at Wings and DSP? I just thought it was a funny clown show

For every popular cow there will always be a group of a-logs behind them.

 

[Denied]

Wait people were actually angry at Wings and DSP? I just thought it was a funny clown show

To me that is kinda part of the clown show, though I admittedly don't really keep up. I mean the most interesting thing about Wings isn't Wings, but the people obsessed with fucking with him.

 

[Kheapathic]

If you want to be a joyless fuck, come join us in Articles and Happenings. Null hates us and the only expectation is don't draw the government's attention. Let the lolcows be, and come rage with us over dumb shit.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Only by cartridge box if you know what I mean and I think you do.

Please clarify.

 

[Gorton Colu]

I've mostly said what I wanted to say. Sorry.

Shame

 

[Wormy]

Going by what previous posters have done.

Like shitting up general chat and posting trash on Dear Leaders wall and sending him PMs and fed posting and calling him a pedo and praising anime while quoting Dear Leader.

That's gonna be tough then. I don't like anime either, I don't call someone a chomo unless there's proof of it, so...hmm....