Principles of the Kiwi Farms

[King Ethanol Liver Ralph]

Thank you, aloof Internet daddy #2. I'll keep it in mind!

 

[Quote Cursor]

No you don't understand, I can't laugh or have fun, you gotta be super cereal!!!

 

[Dogechu_Prime]

It's just annoying when people have to get mad at the internet. Just learn to laugh at the others and point a finger cause it's funny and retarded.

I don't have a problem with black people, I have a problem with niggers of all color. I don't have a problem with trans people, I have a problem with trannies. I just enjoy being able to say that freely and without someone trying to desu my ass because they became MATI.

So thank you Null, you lovable nigger

 

[Vecr]

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Guys stop generating unneeded mentions for Null, if he wants to continue reading the thread he will see your post. You don't have to always get his attention right away. Or do, I guess it's not in the spirit of the thread to tell people what to do too strongly.

 

[Ukraine is Big Gay]

Bad words are funny because it makes people scitzopost for a dozen pages. Thus securing the existence of comedy for our people and the future of the lolcow site.

 

[Kermit Jizz]

Where oh where could they have gotten THAT idea?

Sure is a mystery....

It's not our fault that men in dresses happen to be hilarious

 

[Wormy]

I don't know why you speaking riddles, are you some kind of coward or something?

I've told you that in previous conversations; if you did something to harm people I care about, I'd shoot you. Shit, ya had to make me spell it out?

 

[Camel joe]

I honestly am curious what its been that makes this new batch of users so freaking insufferable. My leading theory is that some toktiker or someone similar named the Kiwifarms as some ultra free speech tranny hating crusade against social decay and so a bunch of absolute garbage head individuals signed up here not at all understanding that this site was always about laughing at dumb people from the sidelines regardless of who they were. It further feels that they don't understand what the concept of a forum is either. Major social media platforms don't really have a culture and bots make up half the user base anyways so posting there really is like throwing stones in the void. But these exceptionally awful users seem to have no concept of the community and genuine interaction that defines forums. It also feels like so many more people these last couple of years have fallen victim to "Rage for fun" propaganda to a point where it makes you wonder if they even still have a concept of fun that doesn't involve anger filled rants and threats of violence. Which is different from blowing off steam where its the relief of releasing that anger that feels good; Rage for fun is enjoyment in the anger itself, if anything a cathartic release would just kill the fun.

Also I think Null should be mad that a bunch of new users are shitting up everything they've touched. Even though I'm basically part of the 2021 crowd I still remember this site getting fucked over by DDoS attacks like half a dozen times and god knows I would just blow my fucking brains our if I had to deal with new and ongoing legals problems on a constant basis. Null works pretty damn hard to keep this site up and running and a lot of users don't seem to appreciate that.

We have it pretty good here. Where else can you not only call some one a nigger faggot without getting banned, but do it with real interesting users rather than full anonymity and mostly bots like 4chan and do it somewhere that isn't desperately trying to shove extremist political views down your throat?
Not many other places I'll tell you that.

/Pol/tards it's not that deep

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

i agree that the instant tranny = bad is very tiring let us do a little goof a little heeheehoohoo

 

[WalMart]

Honestly I'm guilty of this because I get depressed, I question the way I engage sometimes, it used to be fun for me but I should remember it's not just a catch all venting space to replace me standing up for myself IRL and it's a place to see the humor in the weirdos and remember what normal reactions to craziness are. It sucks when you are forced to interact with people who expect you to accept nasty behavior as the norm and treat you as the crazy one for not calling the sky green with them

 

[Sugar free vape juice]

I do not fucking understand people who act like they're altruistic while following a lolcow. There's no moral high ground here, just enjoy laughing at the sideshow and shut the fuck up.

The young guns need to do some community service IRL. They seem to supplant the drive to help people IRL with trying to "help" cows.

 

[Wormy]

It's not our fault that men in dresses happen to be hilarious

That explains the laughing at trannies part. It doesn't explain the "We need to send all niggers to Africa and kill the Jews' part.

 

[Zeke Can't Sleep]

People who shit up the place should be marked, some kind of star next to their names.

I wonder what that would look like: maybe having a commendation system that let's other users rate your profile as "nice" or "informative" or "autistic/dumb", etc. next to your name kind of like what Counter-Strike lets you do now. Or you could have a big dunce cap on your avatar that says "newfag" for so long or after so many posts with positive responses, or generally not being an ass and starting fights for a period of time?

 

[Denied]

/Pol/tards it's not that deep

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

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For real though. I feel like "joined in 2022" is the PC way of saying "a new generation raised not by their parents but by social media algorithms and whose endless quest for social tribes lacking in a meatspace where no one can look each other in eye leads inevitably towards a world view of platonic idealism and attraction to the spergiest of political extremism...has found the farms."

Middle East of last decade was our future. NEETS and shreikers always lash out rather than read nonfiction books that can explain what they see around them or go hiking outside to clear ones head.

 

[MadStan]

It’s the political posts that seem to be seething. They attract more reaction than anything else and without the political threads this would probably be a lovely place.

Perhaps I should just avoid the political threads but it’s hard not to crash a party.

 

[Colloid]

Wings a-logs should just be banned on sight at this point.

 

[A Traveler]

I'm here to laugh as retards on the net and discuss Chris. Not to listen to someone sperg about a cows money making. If the cow makes money, great means more content.

 

[Left Ass Cheek]

Wings a-logs should just be banned on sight at this point.

Drag em to ban world kicking and screaming

 

[Johnny Eastwood cash]

Well I think the reason why some users get upset over lolcows is because some people get too emotional over the internet and those said overly emotional people just so happen to be kiwi farms users am not saying being emotional is a bad thing but somethings aren't worth getting mad about like lolcows and the internet for example