Principles of the Kiwi Farms

[ChrisIsGay]

Kiwi Pride World Wide!!!

 

[Rekkington]

mirthmaxxing funcels keep seething

 

[Don't Tread on Me]

I might be a doomer incel NEET but I still post articles by Ashlie Stevens to laugh at her and I mock Tim Pool on a daily basis.

Just stay away from Animal Control, Autistic Thunderdome, and the V-tuber thread and you will find nothing but funny on this site.

 

[Ebonic Tutor]

Happens to the right wing too. Just ask Ann Coulter.

Coulter was literally dating Bill Maher back in the early 00's. She was always a grifter, Boondocks even made jokes about it.

post-2016 election politispergs like you who can't keep their anti left/right-wing brain diarrhea from spewing all over any site you touch is exactly what's making every platform on the internet so fucking insufferable to use nowadays

I do very well with keeping my political spergin's in Pastadome where they belong. *nods head*

It would be nice to have temporary stickers that appear on posters when they're being excessively retarded. If a poster starts sperging out and gets too many negative ratings in a short period they get a retard sticker so that one may safely categorize that poster as a moron until their spergouts are over. Maybe make their posts automatically blurred until clicked on as well until they calm down.

Jesus no, this a step away from Something Awful's "Forums Cancer"... not a place we want to emulate.

We just want to say nigger in peace.

And Faggot... maybe even nigger-faggot. I like some niggas and black people fine though, fuckin' hate niggers.

Bully newfags harder. Let that be their rite of passage.

I know I do my part in A&N

Really think Josh should take his own advice about logging off instead of sperging if you get angry.

MFW a nigger literally tells him to do what Lowtax did.

Aww, that’s so wholesome! You guys, @Wormy has a wife and he loves her!

Too bad cookout nigga friend is throwing her all the dick behind his back. Word travels round the hood you know?

 

[3-2-1836]

All of these issues would be resolved if this site had a Canadian subforum.

Yaniv is Canadian does that count?

 

[Boom Boss]

This forum needs more strict moderation so Null can stop the people he feels are ruining the website. Making a post begging people to stop won't work.

 

[Gorgar]

Grr, I am so mad; I'm going to post about how mad I am so that other people will become mad so that I will no longer be mad.

 

[El Goblina]

• Do not piss off the U.S. Government.

Been guilty of this one myself. Thanks for contextualizing it like this. I will cease maligning the Circles on this platform.

 

[Denied]

Monkeys getting getting mad at small boxes with lights.

 

[God of Nothing]

For real though. I feel like "joined in 2022" is the PC way of saying "a new generation raised not by their parents but by social media algorithms and whose endless quest for social tribes lacking in a meatspace where no one can look each other in eye leads inevitably towards a world view of platonic idealism and attraction to the spergiest of political extremism...has found the farms."

Middle East of last decade was our future. NEETS and shreikers always lash out rather than read nonfiction books that can explain what they see around them or go hiking outside to clear ones head.

I've had several discussions/arguments with 2021-2022 guys about various things, mostly gender wars because that's something no one can ever really agree on. You know that thing twitter, facebook, and normies do where they act like being a victim is some kind of weird moral highpoint and you're wrong for victimizing them with your disagreement? Typically ended up happening with them.

I legitimately think we have 4chan's equivalent of newfags who don't understand how things work here. Complete normies and newbies who haven't lurked to understand forum culture nor show an openness to them. You are wrong and they are right, even if you can keep poking holes in their argument.

 

[Info Neutral Agency]

The true realization is that no lolcow/sperg or their army of retards aren't going to end this website; our userbase will. And what I mean by "our," I mean by the fucking community that I have signed up for, spectate, and sometimes participate in. These cocksuckers trying to finesse clout on a drama forum are a menace to quality content. The rise of phone posters and their nigger slang is getting worse by the day, and the serious users have fucked up morals. They can't differ between a z celeb crying on stream for over a few hours and actual criminal activity. Here is a proposition to Dear Leader for possible filtering out this damned site: genocide ban the majority of users from the Anglosphere, I.E., Canada, the UK, and Australia. This could help with the amount of "no fun" users signing up, like Middle Eastern immigrants moving to Europe.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Boy, was I noticing a more Twitter-like behavior on here lately. I’m glad we’re acknowledging it.

 

[Takodachi]

I wonder what that would look like: maybe having a commendation system that let's other users rate your profile as "nice" or "informative" or "autistic/dumb", etc. next to your name kind of like what Counter-Strike lets you do now. Or you could have a big dunce cap on your avatar that says "newfag" for so long or after so many posts with positive responses, or generally not being an ass and starting fights for a period of time?

The dunce cap is too on the nose, i was thinking more of a small star, just next to their names.
Something like this

 

[Ukraine is Big Gay]

This forum needs more strict moderation so Null can stop the people he feels are ruining the website. Making a post begging people to stop won't work.

This usually just ends with the following.

"Moderate them! Not me!"

 

[Weeb Slinger]

And apparently 2019 users were the worst.

2019 was a particularly bad year for sign-ups, with the exception of September, when it seemed as if the forums were bathed in celestial light, and angelic beings of supernatural radiance, wisdom and beauty descended from on-high to create accounts and subsequently mock Russell Greer.

 

[Denied]

The true realization is that no lolcow/sperg [...] genocide ban [...]

Hell, a semi-arbitrary round of genocide bans could induce enough fear to establish better userbehaviour.

 

[WeWuzFinns]

"It is all about the principles in lolcow milking" - Don Null

 

[Escalating Violence]

"Quit being so serious in lolcow threads"

"By the way, We Also Need to Secure a Future For Our White Children and Kill off the Jews."

You sound like you need one of these guy:

 

[Pissmaster]

2019 was a particularly bad year for sign-ups, with the exception of September, when it seemed as if the forums were bathed in celestial light, and angelic beings of supernatural radiance, wisdom and beauty descended from on-high to create accounts and subsequently mock Russell Greer.

agreed

 

[Gorgar]

I nominate that we create a new emote dedicated to faggots who try to make things less fun.
Make it this: