Principles of the Kiwi Farms

[Felis Meanis]

Dear Leader mad?
Dear Leader smash servers?
No silver coins for nigger Muhammed?

 

[Escalating Violence]

@Wormy for someone who says they hate niggers you sure are acting like one in this thread.

 

[Capsaicin Addict]

Folks, if a dumb fucker like me can figure out the rules of the site and not act like a complete idiot, you can too.

 

[get_ur_gamon]

DPS discord boys rn.

 

[Foghot]

Considering abnormally hormonal zoomers have exclusively shit up featured threads for a handful of years by now, how about restricting the featured content tab to older users?

Maybe it has been suggested in the past, but I've got a hunch it'd work considering barely any of those ADHD riddled retards post outside of featured threads (and the more cancerous parts of the site, but it makes for good containment as far as I'm concerned).

 

[bigbombguy2222]

And saving western civilization from niggers.

Ironic, given you being a nigger.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

paging @Epic Fail Man here, we need your services to save this thread from @Wormy

Spoiler

 

[A Proud Black Woman]

I am a proud black woman and I approve of our Dear Leader's message!

 

[Magicicada_septendecula]

I just love seeing people with December 2021 join dates saying "hur durr newfags ruining the site".

Lucky I registered before December 2021, because those newfags do suck, don't want to be one of them.

 

[Quijibo69]

I miss this forum when it was feed lions and bears to children. We would take bets. Back in 2017, those were good times.

 

[Mountain Dew]

Sometimes it feels like this website is becoming a shell of its former self. I like using it, and I like that it has a healthy community, but getting people to archive shit is like pulling teeth. Also, I'm sick of reading 5,000 page rants about how someone hates trannies or negros in a completely random thread where it makes no sense.

 

[Camel joe]

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Who is this

 

[Foghot]

Who is this

yo mom

 

[Suburban Bastard]

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Thank you for your service

 

[Altera]

I had joy... ONCE.

 

[Skullwhalejelly]

I'm sad to hear all of this. I fully am new to this forum. I had a previous account I started posting in I believe 2020. I try my best to follow the principals of kiwifarms because I truly enjoy this place. Some of these threads have provided me hours of content to enjoy. I hope null can change direction with these forums.

 

[Captain Autism69]

I thought there was a rule back in the day to just observe the poop, not touch it, or poke it with a stick. Swatting, coordinating on mass reports, etc...is fucking gay.

 

[CptnSnshn]

>Allows the rampant A-logging of Ralph on his forum
>WHY ARE THERE SO MANY A-LOGS

Before you utter retards think I'm guntguarding, no Ralph is 100% a lolcow but that board's culture breaks everyone of the rules Jersh just set out.

 

[TurdEthics]

That’s what his dog thought, too, but he didn’t care.

I don't think the dog gave consent though, despite what Thomas claims.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Cheer up, enjoy your damn life,
Even when it rains.
Or I'll blend up that rainbow above you;
and shoot it through your veins.