Principles of the Kiwi Farms

[God of Nothing]

In my defense, I lurked since early 2018.

You must be sacrificed for the greater good.

every legitimate alog i’ve ever seen is always worse than the cow they’re mad about. self righteous spergs who content cuck every poster in the thread cause they want to feel power for getting someone’s twitter banned.

on its own it’s bad enough, but then they start posting in the thread about how they btfo’d a streamer’s income and expect people to clap for them. they try to be the center of attention and make it some personal achievement to chase off a lolcow or have them banned into oblivion. if you’re gonna cuck our content so be it man, but there has to be a new replacement to laugh at.

also i notice some retarded autists who always feel the need to “win” and can’t fathom the idea of taking an L. you’re kiwi farms posters not professional football players, why the fuck are you so personally invested in “winning”? these people remind me of twittards who can’t watch a comedy without breaking down how harmful and bad it is.

Spoiler

this post is like 95% directed at the gunt board, the moralfagging has grown exponentially over these few months. ralph does some retarded shit and it has to turn into some plan to get ralph arrested (for real this tiem!!!!!!). can’t even laugh at him being a retard without even bigger retards seething about the morality of a fat alcoholic felon as if that’s even worth bringing into question.

It's an inability to separate yourself from certain matters. A lacking of ego to take a 'loss' in the first place. Like the people who insist they're better than lolcows, as if that's saying a lot. Or in the occasional murder mystery happening thread where a ton of people keep stating the shockingly original statement that murder is bad. Emotional problems, basically. Emotional and maturity.

 

[Sacrarium Spiritus lumine]

People are shitting on you for this but I get what you mean. The problem isn't inherent to their political views, but the entitlement they feel towards this forum and how threatened and butthurt they get when they see an opinion they disagree with. I used to post to A&H but I had to stop years ago because people weren't interested in discussion, just circlejerking about how based they are.

It somewhat mirrors what happens in far left spaces as well, although thankfully your unpopular opinions don't get you excommunicated or banned. Still, it's just as annoying. I think a lot of it stems from the fear that any approval of left leaning politics they see on KF means KF is going to become like everywhere else.

You leave the Cathedral just to dwell in it's shadows.

 

[Jones McCann]

I still say we lock down registrations and have some method in place to gatekeep new users more heavily. The site needs to grow but at what cost? The more the Discord/Reddit niggers flood in, the more the site becomes more diluted with retards. 99% of the new users are retarded so we wouldn't lose much. I say cast them away into the depths of Reddit and Discord, that's where they belong.

 

[Moist Unguentine]

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[Stabmaster Arson]

Page 45, and it's an endless argument about the Jews, or the niggas, it's so predictable. It's just shadows for you to box at - for a start, Jews are just another form of cracker. Don't take your eye off the prize, all crackers need to be deported, not just Jews.

 

[King Kiwi]

They want us unhappy.

My whole experience with the Chris grand jury trial.

Except when everyone wanted to lynch Chris for wanting have his mother killed.

 

[Wormy]

Why do you think anything on here is truthful or reflective of reality?

Why wouldn't I?

holy shit you turbo autistic spastic spednigger, go outside and smoke a gram and chill out.

Drug users get the bullet, I was told. Haven't I done enough damage to western civilization?

While you're taking things at face value, I am living in your walls and moving all your canned goods around at night.

Good, tell the rats with human faces to get off their asses and help you.

What? Because you can say nigger and faggot on this site? Is it because we laugh at troons? That doesn’t give the site a political leaning. The kiwifarms is meant to be non-political which is why political subforums like A&H are contained. The site can’t control political spergings that happen in other sub fourms or lolcow threads. And chances are if someone autistically spergs about politics, they’ll be made fun of.

No, because it also includes treatises and essays on why Jews need to die, why blacks all need to be deported Africa forcefully, and why women deserve no agency. that's why.

all crackers need to be deported, not just Jews.

You ain't got the balls.

 

[fishercat]

I like to think of Kiwi Farms as the Internet’s archive of autism. It’s not our job to make history, but to record it.

A&H counts as an archive of autism.

 

[Adrenochrome Dreams]

Newfag with a pink triangle popping in to say that I love the term "person-of-gender" and will be using it in real life.

 

[Hard Toothbrush]

I cringe every time people with a newer join date post stuff like "Oh yeah I'm new but in my defense I lurked a lot before joining" or some variant thereof, ITT and elsewhere. You're not special for lurking and your join date will become an issue only if you start spazzing out.
Trying to preemptively make excuses regarding the date you registered is gay.

 

[msd]

I have never met anybody who was better off after they started following politics and current events. They have almost universally become more depressed, anxious, and generally unhappy, while telling themselves they they’re doing a good thing because they’re “staying informed”.

I swear, following that stuff too closely can give you an artificially induced anxiety disorder.

I chalk that shit up to people unironically forming parasocial relationships with politicans, then said politicians telling them to 'stay informed', then bombarding them with shitty situations and headlines, then spouting off shit on how they can solve this bad shit if they get elected.

and its unfortunately working.

 

[The Last Stand]

It is Saturday my guy, go drink

Go have fun.

I did. Chilling and grilling. God, some of these people are downers.

 

[Soycast Guy]

No, because it also includes treatises and essays on why Jews need to die, why blacks all need to be deported Africa forcefully, and why women deserve no agency. that's why.

And those people are contained in A&H and made fun of. What’s your point? You’ve been sperging this thread up you need to stop the autism.

 

[Scipio Americanus]

Sarcastic Boomerpost #157

My guy, if this forum is bothering you so much, go kiss your wife, eat dinner, read a book, mow the lawn, take your meds, or whatever other boomer activity you enjoy. This isn't healthy. You've spent all day arguing with people on the internet and you've only made yourself look like a clown in the process. Acting like a baby online when you're very much an adult is not a good look.

People on this forum will say nigger, faggot, kike, retard, etc. Some people have certain extreme opinions about the aforementioned niggers, faggots and kikes. Some people will voice their extreme opinions. When they do, you ignore them, laugh at them or you bait them. If you get assmad over an internet debate you've already lost big time.

 

[Osmosis Jones]

And those people are contained in A&H and made fun of. What’s your point? You’ve been sperging this thread up you need to stop the autism.

He can't. He's one of the issues with that section of the forum lol

Why wouldn't I?

Because even after I declared to you that most of what I say is made up bullshit and so is it for most other users you still insist on projecting your own perceptions. Your own eyes are lying to you.

 

[Mooner]

I liked the system where you had to be invited by someone who was already established. What happened to that?

 

[Stabmaster Arson]

No, because it also includes treatises and essays on why Jews need to die, why blacks all need to be deported Africa forcefully

All people of European descent need to be banished to Europe, and not allowed to live near the reflected glory of the Nubian race. All Afrikan brothers need to be safely returned to Afrika, to live far away from the evil racism of any cracker.

 

[make_it_so]

Where you wanna meet then, huh? Jims Driveway? 14 Branchland Court? New Zealand?
tell me where and we'll do this right and propper like

Everyone knows the proper site is 4120 Wolfetown Rd., Cherokee, NC 28719.

 

[Stoneheart]

People on this forum will say nigger, faggot, kike, retard, etc. Some people have certain extreme opinions about the aforementioned niggers, faggots and kikes. Some people will voice their extreme opinions. When they do, you ignore them, laugh at them or you bait them. If you get assmad over an internet debate you've already lost big time.

Also the Dutch, i hate those guys....

 

[fishercat]

I liked the system where you had to be invited by someone who was already established. What happened to that?

Pretty sure it's only a temporary measure to prevent idiots from joining during a period of time where they really need to say their stupid opinions. Like pride month.