Principles of the Kiwi Farms

[msd]

Not allowed. Alcohol is degenerate, and as Badungus and Save the Loli told me, Biden closed down everything due to Covid. We're locked down, and surely they can't be wrong?

Everything is open though?

You truly are a schizo, and you won't bring down my mood

 

[Wormy]

Very few users want bad things to happen to jews or even know jews irl.

It's not Jews, it's ((((((((((THEM)))))))))) . Remember?

Hating the jews is like a meme now few users are serious with this.

Everything's a meme till the cattle cars start pulling in.

Everything is open though?

BUT THEY SAID IT'S NOT! ARE THEY WRONG! THEY'RE CONSERVATIVE AND CAN'T BE WRONG!

You truly are a schizo, and you won't bring down my mood

Just because you're a schizo doesn't mean one is wrong. Take your precious God, Saint Terry. He was schizo, but this site unironically worships him and treats his every word and world view as god's truth. They even use his vocabulary and definitions.

 

[whatever I feel like]

This is the part that gets me, so many people cheer for things that would destroy Kiwifarms and, I get the feeling, if the site were to go away they'd ironically "cheer" that too. They're assholes who bite the hand that feeds or, worse, think the hand that feeds enjoys getting bitten.

 

[Ruin]

Everyone with a 2019 join date should be banned. They are no contest the worst fucking posters.

 

[Suburban Bastard]

Everyone with a 2019 join date should be banned. They are no contest the worst fucking posters.

In my defense, I lurked since early 2018.

 

[Osmosis Jones]

I have. If only to get Jessie Lee Peterson off my case.

And what has JLP got to do with your wife? Are they bumping uglies?

 

[Wormy]

And what has JLP got to do with your wife? Are they bumping uglies?

Jessie Lee Peterson has called any man who is married a Beta.

Who wants to be a Beta?

 

[dankeybong]

PM a photo of your anus to at least 3000 users

Gaped or closed?

 

[Israellover1234]

Very few users want bad things to happen to jews or even know jews irl.

Hating the jews is like a meme now few users are serious with this.
I can think of a few sperg having a weird nazi Larp but even in this autistic site they are exceptional.

Well jews did not mutilate my cock so maybe I am not that invested in the jew hating stuff.

Great post friend! In my experience, this website is very jewphilic and i love jews aswell!

 

[Wormy]

And what has JLP got to do with your wife? Are they bumping uglies?

Oh, and also someone here said they have info that she's about to leave me for a nigger and take most of my money.

Someone here wouldn't be lying, would they?

 

[msd]

Great post friend! In my experience, this website is very jewphilic and i love jews aswell!

>that name

hmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

[veri]

every legitimate alog i’ve ever seen is always worse than the cow they’re mad about. self righteous spergs who content cuck every poster in the thread cause they want to feel power for getting someone’s twitter banned.

on its own it’s bad enough, but then they start posting in the thread about how they btfo’d a streamer’s income and expect people to clap for them. they try to be the center of attention and make it some personal achievement to chase off a lolcow or have them banned into oblivion. if you’re gonna cuck our content so be it man, but there has to be a new replacement to laugh at.

also i notice some retarded autists who always feel the need to “win” and can’t fathom the idea of taking an L. you’re kiwi farms posters not professional football players, why the fuck are you so personally invested in “winning”? these people remind me of twittards who can’t watch a comedy without breaking down how harmful and bad it is.

Spoiler

this post is like 95% directed at the gunt board, the moralfagging has grown exponentially over these few months. ralph does some retarded shit and it has to turn into some plan to get ralph arrested (for real this tiem!!!!!!). can’t even laugh at him being a retard without even bigger retards seething about the morality of a fat alcoholic felon as if that’s even worth bringing into question.

 

[Osmosis Jones]

Oh, and also someone here said they have info that she's about to leave me for a nigger and take most of my money.

Someone here wouldn't be lying, would they?

Why do you think anything on here is truthful or reflective of reality?

 

[karz]

Alcohol is degenerate

holy shit you turbo autistic spastic spednigger, go outside and smoke a gram and chill out.

We're locked down, and surely they can't be wrong?

Who's "we"? you are the blackest gorilla nigger i've ever had the displeasure of reading from on this forum.

 

[Sperghetti]

They want us unhappy. It's why there has been more doom and gloom on the news lately

I have never met anybody who was better off after they started following politics and current events. They have almost universally become more depressed, anxious, and generally unhappy, while telling themselves they they’re doing a good thing because they’re “staying informed”.

I swear, following that stuff too closely can give you an artificially induced anxiety disorder.

 

[King Kiwi]

Null, shouldn't they learn by trial and fire?

If they can't lurk and learn, gtfo.

That's my idea of "culture".

No offense, jmo.

 

[Ukraine is Big Gay]

Oh, and also someone here said they have info that she's about to leave me for a nigger and take most of my money.

Someone here wouldn't be lying, would they?

While you're taking things at face value, I am living in your walls and moving all your canned goods around at night.

 

[Bored Gamer]

So hypothetically, if payment processors weren't fucking you over, how different do you think your money situation would be?

 

[Soycast Guy]

The site's entire post history disagrees with you.

What? Because you can say nigger and faggot on this site? Is it because we laugh at troons? That doesn’t give the site a political leaning. The kiwifarms is meant to be non-political which is why political subforums like A&H are contained. The site can’t control political spergings that happen in other sub fourms or lolcow threads. And chances are if someone autistically spergs about politics, they’ll be made fun of.

I should mention that one of the big lolcows, Ethan Ralph, is right wing. While also another big lolcow Jonathan Yaniv is left wing. We don’t care about political leanings, we just laugh at spergs.

 

[Sneeder Griffin]

>Stop getting mad at Wings of Redemption and DarkSydePhil making money.
I find it funny how you didnt include stop getting mad at Ethan Ralph's shenanigans. The gunt subforum is the worst when it comes to aylawgs getting mad, that subforum also broke the no trolling rule a number of times, whenever it happens posters always bring up the Ralph tweet "EVERYTHING IS A FAIR GAME" which they use to justify fucking with ralph.

Because Null himself is an Ethan Ralph A-Log. Although it's somewhat justified since Ralph spends half his time screaming about Joshua Conner Moon being a pedophile.

Null laughed when Cogs and his muscle dwarf friend stalked Ralph in Portugal, likely trying to provoke Ethan into starting a fight so they have an excuse to beat him up. If someone tried doing this to any other cow, Null would thow a shitfit. (PSA: Please don't try to assault cows IRL. Assaulting a cow is still assault, even if they're a 5'1" ragepig.)