Principles of the Kiwi Farms

[Fascist Frederick]

I think the meltdown over scaring off Keffal's ex is funnier than any info that would have been obtained from not scaring them off. I'm just here to laugh. I'll laugh at the cows, I'll laugh at the cows' trolls, I'll laugh at the people reee'ing at new users for not fitting in, and I'll laugh at the new users for being retards and catalyzing meltdowns. You're all content for those who aren't emotionally invested. Thanks for the laughs.

 

[JamusActimus]

You gotta accept that when things reach a certain size there will always be faggots.
Like when a thread gets featured it always gets worse for a while because of the wave of lazy gay users.

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

I don't do any of those....except for the @Cauchy incident. For that I apologize.

Does that mean we can hold it against you forever?

That's what happens when you apologise these days, isn't it?

 

[The Noise]

Have to agree hard with the people dogpiling on people of other sexualities/genders when they join the forum. I get it's funny to laugh at LGBTQ+ people who act like morons, but stuff like the thread from the nonbinary person that got spergatoried was so edgy that it stopped being funny and just started being sad.

It's like the same people who flock to "free speech" platforms forget that free speech also means dealing with people you disagree with.

The history thread on general and the video game subforum are the comfiest parts of this website.

Unless you enter the DBD thread, then we all rage post about shit updates.

Right? On Kiwifarms I can go into one thread that's genuinely insightful discussion about one topic, followed by going into another thread a few subforums up where people are advocating for minority genocide. It's crazy.

 

[ConfederateIrishman]

Josh, you should ban all the newfags. Ban everyone who made their account after Jul 22, 2019!

No, ban everyone who made their account after November 2nd, 2018. I see people trying to paint 2020+ as newfags and it hurts my soul. 2018 is newfag! Hell, 2017 is newfag! I see you rats, trying to repaint yourselves as oldfags, but you won't trick me!

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In all seriousness, this thread with @Wormy 's meltdown is good example that everyone has been utterly mentally buck broken over the last decade, and the real life damage bleeds into online forums.

 

[Sneeder Griffin]

A&H IS this site, faggot. Aside from the occasional anti Trump thread or the Salon, which got put there just so you and the rest can mock people in a safe-space anytime you feel an itch to.

A&H is the containment board used to stop /pol/tards and stormfags who joined "le epik Christchurch forum" from shitting up every thread with schizo manifestos about how Jews/Blacks/Trannies/Marxists/Democrats are destroying the world.

Judging by looking at most threads, the results are mixed at best.

 

[The Last Stand]

Married 17 years to the same woman, which I know is cringe since women are such subhuman manipulators who will eventually take all my money and non existent kids in the divorce. At least that's what this site tells me.

Are you a man or woman?

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

Now I want to ask a simple question of dear leader, Null. Is fornicating with a lolcow beastality?

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

Does that mean we can hold it against you forever?

That's what happens when you apologise these days, isn't it?

I don't think so....? When I dealt with @Tex15, the forumers forgave me because I included "eat these words" in the ""too ironic"" apology.

 

[Pee Cola]

Unban Zed. He'd clean the Farms up in no time, and we'd end up with more fresh Halal meat than a London butcher's shop in the process.

 

[msd]

Right? On Kiwifarms I can go into one thread that's genuinely insightful discussion about one topic, followed by going into another thread a few subforums up where people are advocating for minority genocide. It's crazy.

It's wild man, it's why I avoid politics these days

It's toxic to the soul to see constant doomposting

 

[Soycast Guy]

Right? On Kiwifarms I can go into one thread that's genuinely insightful discussion about one topic, followed by going into another thread a few subforums up where people are advocating for minority genocide. It's crazy.

The best thing to do is avoid the Autistic Thunderdome. But it is very comfy. I can sperg about video games I like, movies I like, music I like, or possibly the ones I hate. I can ask retarded questions in Q&A and get funny answers, or check out a lolcow thread to laugh at retards.

It's wild man, it's why I avoid politics these days

It's toxic to the soul to see constant doomposting

I also avoid politics. Sometimes I’ll see the occasional headline but I’ve noticed that I’m much happier ever since I just stopped caring.

 

[Elbow Greased Strength]

Have to agree hard with the people dogpiling on people of other sexualities/genders when they join the forum. I get it's funny to laugh at LGBTQ+ people who act like morons, but stuff like the thread from the nonbinary person that got spergatoried was so edgy that it stopped being funny and just started being sad.

It doesn't bother me in the slightest if someone is LGBTQ+ or whatever if they don't act retarded and cause trouble. That's really my most basic rule regarding everyone online and IRL.

I think it's absolutely essential to welcome as many different perspectives here as possible, even if people don't like them or agree with them. Otherwise it just becomes another echo chamber where everyone has to conform to the approved narratives or face being ostracized for nonsensical reasons.

This world is, to put it mildly, severely fucked up and free speech havens like this are a lot more important than most people realize.

 

[Distinguished Toastmaster]

>Stop getting mad at Wings of Redemption and DarkSydePhil making money.
I find it funny how you didnt include stop getting mad at Ethan Ralph's shenanigans. The gunt subforum is the worst when it comes to aylawgs getting mad, that subforum also broke the no trolling rule a number of times, whenever it happens posters always bring up the Ralph tweet "EVERYTHING IS A FAIR GAME" which they use to justify fucking with ralph.

 

[N I G M O D E]

If you're a stupid nigger (you probably are) - just lurk. It's really not hard.

 

[WolfeTone]

Best conceptualization newfags could get in their head about the kiwi farms:

Life Has Many Doors
ie: If you can't tolerate one cubby on the website without having an autistic meltdown, close that door, and find another room. Don't just go into a place that makes you mad and wonder how it could happen, take a deep breath, and move away from it.

 

[D.Va]

when is null going to start the purge to get rid of the 202x shitters

 

[K-Hole]

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In all seriousness, this thread with @Wormy 's meltdown is good example that everyone has been utterly mentally buck broken over the last decade, and the real life damage bleeds into online forums.

My mind is having difficulties because my bandwidth is totally overextended. My 1Gbps line is at 100% even when there aren't 8000 people in my brain. I was supposed to get a second Gbps line months ago but I'm struggling to get a psychiatrist's appointment people to take me seriously.

 

[Sir Dank-a-Lot]

Some of you fuckers just don’t get it. It’s simple:

1. Don’t get angry with the cows.
2. You likely aren’t much better than them anyway - you just practice better opsec.

if you don’t like it, I invite you to snort my taint.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Newfags completely miss the point when they sign up. We are here to document lolcows and make fun of them. We do not encourage violence or threats or degenerates.

But I fear with the looming incest trial it is only going to get more hectic.