Principles of the Kiwi Farms

[IKOL]

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May our Lord and Savior Christine Weston Chandler have mercy upon your soul.

 

[Burt Ryan]

YOU BETRAYED YOUR UNIFORM

 

[IKOL]

BUT I NEVER HAD TO WEAR THE MAIDEN SUIT

 

[Not a bee]

Well said I'll blow you any day of the week, Null

 

[Dawn Pennis]

Last time we had such a shitfest with new users was the Johnny Young thread. However part of me feels like the A-logs with accounts created in the past 3 days sperging in the Keffals thread are part of some gay-op to disrupt the forum.

 

[George Lucas]

I thought this website was for kiwi farming.

 

[IKOL]

I thought this website was for kiwi farming.

Nooooo, silly, it was a site designated for hiding the receipt of proper kiwi fruit milk under ton of lolcow threads all this time! Null have lied to us all!

 

[Bloody bunny]

This threads going so fast no one will notice me say I think Josh is handsome

You”re a fag.

 

[Banana Hammock]

I would go so far as to say people posting dox are complicit in swatting. I'm not a lawyer, but at first glance to the definition of accessory before the fact and aid and abet, posting dox at the very least could have you investigated for the crime of accessory to swatting before the fact.

You might want to take a second glance.

An accessory before-the-fact is a person who aids, abets, or encourages another to commit a crime but who is not present at the scene.

“a person ‘aids and abets’ the commission of a crime when he or she, acting with knowledge of the unlawful purpose of the perpetrator; and the intent or purpose of committing, encouraging, or facilitating the commission of the offense, by act or advice aids, promotes, encourages or instigates the commission of the crime.”

Just because someone uses a dox you posted to break the law doesn't make you an accessory, unless you gathered it specifically so someone could use for criminal purposes. Going by the definitions you linked, at least. Like you, I'm not a lawyer.

 

[Red Hood]

Repeat to yourself it's just a cow, I should really just relax

 

[Wormy]

Repeat to yourself it's just a cow, I should really just relax

You wouldn't reference that if you know how....what's the word you kids use these day. "Pozzed" Mystery Science Theater 3000 was. Joel Hodgson and Mike Nelson were massive libtards.

 

[Elbow Greased Strength]

Repeat to yourself it's just a cow, I should really just relax

If you're wondering how he shits or seethes, or other pointless facts just repeat to yourself it's just a cow, I should really just relax.

 

[Persepolis]

Null is starting to understand Badspots utter hatred and contempt of his own forum.

 

[justhereforments]

If Null wasn't the admin he'd be constantly bombarded by MOTI stickers and probably have his own thread.

 

[Wormy]

Personally I just like the free speech, but also condemning and attacking menaces to civilization like Keffals is also good.

The problem for me at least is many lolcows aren’t just amusements, you can forget about. They presage the continuing rot of western/world society and thus must be condemned on grounds some fags would say is “political sperging”.

A healthy happy normal society would have no need for KF, it exists to be something of a check and resistance to the deluge of filth and madness that defines earth circa 2022

Jokes are stupid and only gay people laugh

And as always someone comes along to validate everything I've said.

What in the actual hell is wrong with you dude?

A lot. Just not what people think.

So there are a bunch of wignats on this site. So what? Does it affect you personally when @SSj_Ness says that niggers had no alphabet, not even numerals?

No. But when he says a friend of mine needs to be forced out of his house and kicked out of the country because he's black, it does affect me personally.

Are you so thin-skinned that internet randos can drive you into fits of e-hysteria by saying stock phrases like "women belong in the kitchen"?

Elliot Rodger and Nevada Tan did pretty damn good for internet randos too.

I have to deal with retards on this website saying the dumbest shit imaginable on a daily basis; shit that I don't agree with and shit that I know not to be true, but I deal with it because it's just random cunts on the internet.
Be honest, are you secretly Patrick S. Tomlinson?

I have no idea who that is or why you're making the comparison.

 

[D_Tractor]

EMERGENCY
NULL IS TROONING OUT
NOT A DRILL
CALL THE EMBASSY
NOT EVEN MOVING TO THE LEAST TROONY COUNTRY IN THE WORLD COULD KEEP HIM MALE AND STRATE AND HOLY

RED ALERT NULL IS TROONING OUT

 

[Not a bee]

You”re a fag.

Wow, way to out him like that

 

[Wormy]

EMERGENCY
NULL IS TROONING OUT
NOT A DRILL
CALL THE EMBASSY
NOT EVEN MOVING TO THE LEAST TROONY COUNTRY IN THE WORLD COULD KEEP HIM MALE AND STRATE AND HOLY

RED ALERT NULL IS TROONING OUT

Wokescolds. Rajneeshis. Westboro Baptist. Neo-Nazis. Feminists. Like any extremist horde, it's only a matter of time before they begin to eat their own....

 

[LeChampion1992]

To newcomers that might see this.

We're only here for the lolz not here for autistically taking down a lolcow. if you want to send pizzas or diapers to someone's house like the Gunt no one's really upset over that. If you're trying to ruin people's lives because they disagree with you then that's an issue.

 

[Wormy]

To newcomers that might see this.

We're only here for the lolz not here for autistically taking down a lolcow. if you want to send pizzas or diapers to someone's house like the Gunt no one's really upset over that. If you're trying to ruin people's lives because they disagree with you then that's an issue.

Unless they're libtards, niggers, or Jews of course. They need to be destroyed.