Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Broadside]

i decided to check out piggies twitter to see if any posting from the trooncon he is at would be good, it is 99% just him endlessly going on about trump. he has tweet after tweet of it, and his opinions arnt very original, nor thought out, just the same exact points you hear every single mainstream liberal make. i'd post screenshots or archive it, but honestly it isnt worth the effort, nothing of value to be had. come on pat, pig out, deliver the lulz.

Trump was selling nuclear codes to the Russians don't you know? It's just like the action movies I grew up watching!

Pat and his brain-dead leftist pals need to realise that nuclear codes are changed on a very regular basis to prevent this sort of stuff. And having nuclear codes is pretty much useless on their own. You don't just key in Triangle, Square, Circle, Circle and boom! you got yourself a nuke. Fucking morons.

 

[Broadside]

There I was, reading, and I discovered that Fat himself was prophecied to appear and be the archetype that sets himself against God as stated in Job 15.

Some salient verses:
27 Because he covereth his face with his fatness, and maketh collops of fat on his flanks.
28 And he dwelleth in desolate cities, and in houses which no man inhabiteth, which are ready to become heaps.
29 He shall not be rich, neither shall his substance continue, neither shall he prolong the perfectionthereof upon the earth.
31 Let not him that is deceived trust in vanity: for vanity shall be his recompence.

Yeah Pat really does remind me of Job, I was actually thinking this the other day, funnily enough.
I mean, it's bad enough he gets SWATed again, but what are the chances that someone just happens to record him mid meltdown and then his cyberaTalkers just happen to get hold of said recording?

If God is real, he is trying to teach Pat a lesson in humility and Pat just ain't listening

 

[Maude Snew]

Isn't Tiny Tim severely ill/disabled in Dickens's story? How's he gonna "go on a rampage" exactly?

Pure tard rage which is at least something knows well but the part of actually going outside is pure fiction for him. On account of him being fused to his furniture from excessive ness.

 

[Broadside]

Pure tard rage which is at least something knows well but the part of actually going outside is pure fiction for him. On account of him being fused to his furniture from excessive ness.

The only way this story could work is if someone did a tongue-in-cheek steampunk graphic novel version where Dr. Frankenstein gives Tim robotic legs or something.
There, it took me a minute to think of a better idea than Pat's.

 

[Ophelia]

Isn't Tiny Tim severely ill/disabled in Dickens's story? How's he gonna "go on a rampage" exactly?

That’s overstating it a bit; he’s not wheelchair bound. But is going to do something really silly like have Tim beating people with a cane that has flames painted on it or something. Maybe it has a hidden gun. Or it IS a gun.

 

[Maude Snew]

The only way this story could work is if someone did a tongue-in-cheek steampunk graphic novel version where Dr. Frankenstein gives Tim robotic legs or something.
There, it took me a minute to think of a better idea than Pat's.

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

Maybe one day we'll have as many pages as Patrick has pounds.

There's not enough bandwidth in the universe for that.

 

[Pat Fried Rice]

OH, that video. I busted a gut watching Piggie do his 'tactical' reload or whatever the fuck he thinks he's doing in the original video. That was some good stuff. Just the fact that he would upload that awful mess of everything related to handling a pistol is enough to set me off.

But I noticed something in your video that I must have missed in the original: Pat's TERRIBLE GRIP TECHNIQUE:
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who THE FUCK puts the index finger of their off hand over the front of the trigger guard? Even on a smaller frame pistol, you would not do this. I'm about 98% sure Rick started doing this on his own and wasn't taught this because it is a retarded thing to do and Pat is certifiably retarded and wont to do retarded things. I would LOVE to see a video of Piggie attempting to fire that gawdy ghetto-fied glawk with that shitty grip.

Don't get me started on why he would rack the slide instead of just pushing his slide releas....ya know what, never mind. He's a fucking idiot.

Dear feeder how did I miss that? This is one of the worst grips I’ve seen. This looks more like a grip I would use if I were presenting the firearm for inspection. Why in the ever-chuffed fuck are you holding the front of the frame like it has a vfg attached? If you have issues with the recoil p of a 9mm, consider guns may not be for you. I don’t even wanna audit his stance, he likely is bent over a shooting rest, ready to take it from the bull.

Shooting like that is a good way to guarantee you will hit everything but what you’re aiming at.

Edit: Hit post before I was done. Damn mobile browsers.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

i decided to check out piggies twitter to see if any posting from the trooncon he is at would be good, it is 99% just him endlessly going on about trump. he has tweet after tweet of it, and his opinions arnt very original, nor thought out, just the same exact points you hear every single mainstream liberal make. i'd post screenshots or archive it, but honestly it isnt worth the effort, nothing of value to be had. come on pat, pig out, deliver the lulz.

You would think he would be sperging about how he's in danger because Salman Rushdie got stabbed. Though considering Rushdie has had a fatwa on his head since 1989 (along the fact that the stabber is of Middle Eastern descent) and Pat is irrelevant in all sense of the word (except for Owen A. and Kiwi Farms).

 

[SixPennyWalnut]

Though considering Rushdie has had a fatwa on his head since 1989 (along the fact that the stabber is of Middle Eastern descent)

I think you mean “motives unclear”

 

[Gorton Colu]

Yeah Pat really does remind me of Job, I was actually thinking this the other day, funnily enough.
I mean, it's bad enough he gets SWATed again, but what are the chances that someone just happens to record him mid meltdown and then his cyberaTalkers just happen to get hold of said recording?

If God is real, he is trying to teach Pat a lesson in humility and Pat just ain't listening

Big difference is that Job was a pargon of humility. The only thing humble about Pat is how humbling his size is when next to a human.

 

[Associate Rick]

Though considering Rushdie has had a fatwa on his head since 1989

And Rick has had fat on his head since before 1989, checkmate, stalker.

 

[Piggy Higuera]

You would think he would be sperging about how he's in danger because Salman Rushdie got stabbed. Though considering Rushdie has had a fatwa on his head since 1989 (along the fact that the stabber is of Middle Eastern descent) and Pat is irrelevant in all sense of the word (except for Owen A. and Kiwi Farms).

Rick's been a fat wad since 1989.

I know I'm late to this, but he used to sign shit with "P@t"? Wouldn't "Pat" just be "P@" since @ means "at"? Is the extra t for his overenunciating "seTTlementTTT" speech impediment?

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

You would think he would be sperging about how he's in danger because Salman Rushdie got stabbed. Though considering Rushdie has had a fatwa on his head since 1989 (along the fact that the stabber is of Middle Eastern descent) and Pat is irrelevant in all sense of the word (except for Owen A. and Kiwi Farms).

Not a fatwa by any medical standard, little zygote infidel child

 

[John Andrews Stan]

You know how Pat always tweets his retarded deep thoughts as a stand-alone tweet after he tweets it as a reply? For some reason he didn’t do so with this one:



Pat’s also been busy telling “jokes” about Saint Christopher that fall flat:


He’s just making friends everywhere on Twitter while he’s supposed to be working the rooms at a conference.

 

[r00]

That’s overstating it a bit; he’s not wheelchair bound. But is going to do something really silly like have Tim beating people with a cane that has flames painted on it or something. Maybe it has a hidden gun. Or it IS a gun.

I really, really hope he finishes that piece of shit, but he probably won't. Its his stupidest idea yet, but the pressure has never been higher to produce something that isnt complete and utter garbage. His writing career peaked years ago. He has achieved everything he possibly can as an author and more, and now he's back on-spec with no prospects. His next book needs to show everybody what a special boy he is or Niki will leave him, Mama Robin will cut him off, the atalkers will win and its back to obscurity selling insurance to the elderly. Its going to be his most desperate, overwritten work yet.
He's been using more british slang in his dumb tweets recently, but thats probably the full extent of his writing output, because he is cripplingly fat and stupid.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

the pressure has never been higher to produce something that isnt complete and utter garbage

You’d think that being a never-was would give Pat a sense of humility. But somehow he always lacks the perspective to see reality: If he were really so smart and “always right,” his life would look a lot different than it does.

 

[r00]

You’d think that being a never-was would give Pat a sense of humility. But somehow he never lacks the perspective to see reality: If he were really so smart and “always right,” his life would look a lot different than it does.

He's like a sitcom character. A bumbling fuckwit that cant get out of his own way. Narcissism is such a mindfuck. The ride will never end with him.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

He's like a sitcom character. A bumbling fuckwit that cant get out of his own way.

Imagine Pat showing up to hang over his shitty fence and utter his catchphrases with a scowl on his face while the audience laughs at him. Imagine being this person.

 

[artilleryfroth]

That’s overstating it a bit; he’s not wheelchair bound. But is going to do something really silly like have Tim beating people with a cane that has flames painted on it or something. Maybe it has a hidden gun. Or it IS a gun.

Tiny Tim will probably have an ivory-handled ornate cane with a button under the handle which causes a slim sword to suddenly project out of the base. Tim will then bravely overcome his disability to swashbuckle his enemies in sword fights. This is the thought process of someone with a GPA like Fat’s.

Also, I agree that if there was another swatting (if there even was) then it wasn’t a poster or lurker on either OnA or the farms. Everyone in either place knew he was at that tranny convention at the time.