Principles of the Kiwi Farms

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Bingo. Whether they realise it or not, and a lot of them do know what they're doing, they're trying to turn Kiwifarms into both /pol/ and their own edgy Discord trannoid club. IMO a lot of those people don't know exactly how they're contributing to this, and wouldn't be a problem if they realised how much they're fucking the website up, but since we're talking about Discord I'm willing to bet my left nut that there are at least some idiots using their private little degenerate clubs as a platform for coordinating gayops on the site as a whole.


The lack of proper deference those troglodytes show to Null is one of the most annoying parts. Would they themselves do half of what he did in order to keep this website up and running? Hell fucking no. If anything, when the feds come knockin they're likely to pull a Baked Alaska on their own Discord """friends""" while not skipping a beat on their regular schedule of tendies, porn and videogames.

The OP literally says Null will cooperate with all federal agencies no matter how gay their request. You're venturing too far into hero worship. The guy is willing to keep a web-forum up that catalogs discussion and "evidence" of people being retarded on the internet. He's not going to risk his ass to protect you if said retard is the United States government.

 

[AnOminous]

While you at it, please restrict those who make those stupid low effort threads like: What could Hitler have eaten today?, Should i date my calculator? or can i paint my house with horse cum?. Those are flooding the new post section atm and make no sense.

They already do that, there's just a new sped starting tard threads all the time.

Report and move on. Or report and shitpost in the thread until it's spergatoried.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

While you at it, please restrict those who make those stupid low effort threads like: What could Hitler have eaten today?, Should i date my calculator? or can i paint my house with horse cum?. Those are flooding the new post section atm and make no sense.

Is @Pimpleking55 a cringe lord? and would would he date his calculator?

 

[Kenya Jones]

Bingo. Whether they realise it or not, and a lot of them do know what they're doing, they're trying to turn Kiwifarms into both /pol/ and their own edgy Discord trannoid club. IMO a lot of those people don't know exactly how they're contributing to this, and wouldn't be a problem if they realised how much they're fucking the website up, but since we're talking about Discord I'm willing to bet my left nut that there are at least some idiots using their private little degenerate clubs as a platform for coordinating gayops on the site as a whole.


The lack of proper deference those troglodytes show to Null is one of the most annoying parts. Would they themselves do half of what he did in order to keep this website up and running? Hell fucking no. If anything, when the feds come knockin they're likely to pull a Baked Alaska on their own Discord """friends""" while not skipping a beat on their regular schedule of tendies, porn and videogames.

Stop acting like you know what is and isn't Kiwi Farms, you joined two weeks ago.

 

[Lards and Lasses]

The OP literally says Null will cooperate with all federal agencies no matter how gay their request. You're venturing too far into hero worship. The guy is willing to keep a web-forum up that catalogs discussion and "evidence" of people being retarded on the internet. He's not going to risk his ass to protect you if said retard is the United States government.

Let us be clear: Null will protect users up until the point where it would be illegal for him to continue doing so. He is not flippantly complying with every request sent his way.

That's the best you can hope for from an admin in the current era.

 

[NerdShamer]

@Null if you're so assmad about grifters making more than this site does, why not just start an Patreon for coomers without getting doxxed?

 

[Dr. Matthew C. Harris]

Stop acting like you know what is and isn't Kiwi Farms, you joined two weeks ago.

>he doesn't know what a lurker is

I've been lurking since what... the blarms saga? I just never posted shit, and thus never made an account. I could easily have been someone's alt, too. Come on, it's not rocket science.

PS: It's also funny that you gave me a MATI rating for a post that says that perhaps most of those people just don't even know what the fuck they're doing. I think you should be looking in a mirror, fag.

 

[mario if smoke weed]

@Null if you're so assmad about grifters making more than this site does, why not just start an Patreon for coomers without getting doxxed?

This. Or just make a gay ass anime vtuber avatar and start streaming, then you can get all sorts of coomers

 

[Dr. Matthew C. Harris]

The OP literally says Null will cooperate with all federal agencies no matter how gay their request. You're venturing too far into hero worship. The guy is willing to keep a web-forum up that catalogs discussion and "evidence" of people being retarded on the internet. He's not going to risk his ass to protect you if said retard is the United States government.

Where am I worshipping Null? I'm just saying that half of those noids would IMMEDIATELY jump ship and tattle rather than try and slowly patch all the holes in a perpetually sinking ship. You know how many lawsuits this website and his person have faced?

I'm not saying nor expecting Null to protect me against the US government or whatever globohomo we're talking about, and that's just because nobody really can. At least he wouldn't be happy about it, while your average 300 lb edgy Discord tranny wouldn't give a single flying fuck.

IDK my original point wasn't even about Null, it was about barging into someone's house, taking a fat, smelly shit on the floor like you've just arrived from a Somalian boat, then smearing said shit on the face of the guy who owns said house. It's not about the jannies, it's about fucking respect.

 

[DickMain]

Stop acting like you know what is and isn't Kiwi Farms, you joined two weeks ago.

Join date isn't synonymous with 'date I started lurking here'.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

Join date isn't synonymous with 'date I started lurking here'.

According to the brave internet scholar @WolfeTone the validity of your opinion is directly linked to your reaction score.

 

[byuu]

Join date isn't synonymous with 'date I started lurking here'.

Who cares about faggots that lurk and not just start shitposting immediately.

 

[WolfeTone]

Having a good reaction score is a good sign, but it's not the be-all-end-all, that's probably more 'ability to compile and archive data in a thread people actually want to participate in'.

 

[Shamino]

Stop getting mad at Wings of Redemption and DarkSydePhil making money.

Fortunately, I don't lurk deep enough to know who the fuck those losers are.

 

[fishercat]

Having a good reaction score is a good sign, but it's not the be-all-end-all, that's probably more 'ability to compile and archive data in a thread people actually want to participate in'.

Honestly if you post shit that gets you a lot of mean internet stickers it's best to just take the L and move on.

 

[Uncle Buck]

@Null if you're so assmad about grifters making more than this site does, why not just start an Patreon for coomers without getting doxxed?

Better idea: start an OnlyFans. He can be a male Siswet; financial problems solved.

 

[DickMain]

According to the brave internet scholar @WolfeTone the validity of your opinion is directly linked to your reaction score.

Then I'm batting ~2% higher than you for the 'posts : pointless stickers' ratio if that's what we're going off of.

 

[SlipNHonk]

From the bottom of my fucking heart, I beg of you: lighten the fuck up. Stop getting mad at Wings of Redemption and DarkSydePhil making money. Stop frothing at the mouth with rage every time a person-of-gender joins the forum. Stop chasing away content and let potential sources say what they have to say before you start judging them. Stop encouraging SWAT pranks and other criminality; it's not funny and I'm the asshole that has to deal with the FBI.

There should unironically be a mandatory reading and quiz on what an a-log is. Seems like so many fit the criteria and don't know of his legacy.

 

[AnOminous]

PS: It's also funny that you gave me a MATI rating for a post that says that perhaps most of those people just don't even know what the fuck they're doing. I think you should be looking in a mirror, fag.

Dude you just edited a post to post an angry response to a rating. That's mega-cringe.

 

[PeggieBigCock]

First you call me a fed then a discord creep. Where's the vitamin c article Wolfe.

tag @Maskull since you are shitting on him btw.

Bruh I love this shit