Principles of the Kiwi Farms

[CoolSixtyNiner]

It's an addiction really. I have to stop myself from going in to threads that make me angry (Taylor Lorenz), or I will just spew vitriol. Find the cows that make you happy. For me that's Fatrick and amhole. Keffels did but now I'm sure he grooms minors, and with impunity and protection from big tech to boot so it's not fun anymore.

Any recs for cows like Fatrick?

 

[WolfeTone]

It's an addiction really. I have to stop myself from going in to threads that make me angry (Taylor Lorenz), or I will just spew vitriol. Find the cows that make you happy. For me that's Fatrick and amhole. Keffels did but now I'm sure he grooms minors, and with impunity and protection from big tech to boot so it's not fun anymore.

Any recs for cows like Fatrick?

Lucas Werner is like a coomer version of him

 

[Kenya Jones]

To watch and try to understand the dynamics and culture of the board as best as possible, so when they eventually do join they won't completely be a fish out of water.

The dynamics and culture of this site are irreversibly destroyed after A. a large migration came during IBS and the Christchurch shooter, and then B. the email leaks that made a bunch of old users of the site leave. It's very hard to understand the culture of the site when most of the active users were never around to understand it.

 

[TETRABAX]

Honestly if you post shit that gets you a lot of mean internet stickers it's best to just take the L and move on.

Im starting a collection of autism stickers. I seem to get those more often than not

 

[Roy Earle]

BAN ALL NEWFAGS

 

[RealMuthaForYa]

Would it be worth having a “sandbox” forum, where newbies can post but only mods can reply? They can learn how to use thumbnails, not double post and get used to how the site operates? Mods should be helpful and not inhospitable, gently pointing out issues.

The influx of a lot of newbies from the UK is to contribute to the Archie’s Army Thread. Usually a lot of this would have been played out on Mumsnet, however the UK’s increasingly censorious climate has made service providers adopt a safety first approach and moderate controversial content rather than defend it. These users are more used to the drivel posted on Facebook and have a limited interest in the rest of the forum. Some will venture out, and a helpful “sandbox” area could instil the ethos of the site.

 

[NoddingOut]

@Null

Would you like, stop misery-policing me? I'm starting to feel unsafe.

Would it be worth having a “sandbox” forum, where newbies can post but only mods can reply? They can learn how to use thumbnails, not double post and get used to how the site operates? Mods should be helpful and not inhospitable, gently pointing out issues.

Yeah and why don't we get down on our knees and let them peg us too while we're at it?

 

[Soyjak Enjoyer]

I am proud to be a part of the newfags making this community worse

 

[i forgot my password]

Yeah and why don't we get down on our knees and let them peg us too while we're at it?

You first. Bend over. :3

 

[RealMuthaForYa]

Yeah and why don't we get down on our knees and let them peg us too while we're at it?

Hey, it was just an idea. We’re all on the same side, aren’t we?

 

[Meltryllis]

This is probably MATI but how the fuck do so many people have no idea how to be halfway fucking decent on this website. And I'm saying that as a newfag. Don't be a nigger faggot and act like everyone else who has more than half a braincell or just get off the site, it's not like it's difficult.

 

[Dr. Matthew C. Harris]

I wanna know what skills these are because the only time I see anyone say "I've been grinding at my skills" it's always some nigger trying to be a soundcloud rapper who sounds like straight up garbage.

I don't know what else I could have said that would not have made me powerlevel like you apparently want me to. This isn't my blog, or your blog. This thread's shit, and I'm just going to leave to go do something other than somehow inspire ire in autists.

It's an addiction really. I have to stop myself from going in to threads that make me angry (Taylor Lorenz), or I will just spew vitriol. Find the cows that make you happy. For me that's Fatrick and amhole. Keffels did but now I'm sure he grooms minors, and with impunity and protection from big tech to boot so it's not fun anymore.

Any recs for cows like Fatrick?

I think that my favourite cow right now is ToroTheKing/shirtbusters. Just a simple schizoid who probably has BPD and draws unintentionally funny rage, and other degenerate, art. Almost a Nate Spidgewood that doesn't wiki war, but instead draws shit.

 

[mr.moon1488]

@Dr. Matthew C. Harris I'd rather you posted like your namesake because that would actually be pretty fun.

Eva was beautiful at one point. I’m not into that wop bullshit. But she looked like a baby in high school so I wrote her name on all of the windows and stood up in the middle of the bus when she got on one morning and shouted ‘Look what I did for you”. I even put her name inside hearts cause I didn’t give a shit. I had plenty of bitches as a default because of who I am. Eva was my cutie pie though because she looked 3 years old. Precious moments doll. Eva had the baby head. I told her I wanted to lock her in a cage in my basement and feed her cookies. She was cute on that level. Just watching her suck a bottle and nibble at cookies would have been a delight more than any orgasm. You can’t understand. She just had it. Some would call that an angel. I still hate 297 wops though. Most of them got ugly faces and are basically as disgusting as greeks and arabs. Hold the falafel breath and slouvaki sauce. Bitches got rancid odor like a rotten gyro.

 

[Ol' Slag]

The DSP sub forum was a mistake.

It's given credence to a bunch of turbo autists who are on some "holy crusade" to stop DSP at all costs.

Some faggot literally took what he described as months to reverse engineer DSP's social security number to get access to his bank information.

Another faggot literally hired Kat's psychotic sister as a prostitute and did a full documentation of it here.

Then you have faggots like supercrazy and many others who have to bemoan how absolutely vile DSP is on a daily basis and get constant asspats from other autists.

DSP can't even have a single opinion about any subject without motherfuckers writing PHD dissertations about how wrong he is.

The DSP sub forum was a mistake.

 

[Lagomorph Guy]

Would it be worth having a “sandbox” forum, where newbies can post but only mods can reply? They can learn how to use thumbnails, not double post and get used to how the site operates? Mods should be helpful and not inhospitable, gently pointing out issues.

The influx of a lot of newbies from the UK is to contribute to the Archie’s Army Thread. Usually a lot of this would have been played out on Mumsnet, however the UK’s increasingly censorious climate has made service providers adopt a safety first approach and moderate controversial content rather than defend it. These users are more used to the drivel posted on Facebook and have a limited interest in the rest of the forum. Some will venture out, and a helpful “sandbox” area could instil the ethos of the site.

lmao newfag sped shed with mod babysitters

 

[Unabomber11]

Dude you just edited a post to post an angry response to a rating. That's mega-cringe.

WTAF ….am I witnessing here?…. Are we performing the Cull again?

(please?)

 

[Strelok]

Just bring back Lane's Text to Speak Adventure as a sign up requirement.

Growl.

 

[RealMuthaForYa]

lmao newfag sped shed with mod babysitters

I couldn’t have put it better myself ….

 

[Hitman One]

This is probably MATI but how the fuck do so many people have no idea how to be halfway fucking decent on this website. And I'm saying that as a newfag. Don't be a nigger faggot and act like everyone else who has more than half a braincell or just get off the site, it's not like it's difficult.

Forums are old school social media. The majority of people (including boomers) are accustomed to twitter, facebook etc where interactions are different to message boards. For my money message boards are the superior way of online interaction with strangers but I used to shitpost on BBS and technology in current year both confuses and enrages me.

 

[remura]

i think it would be fun if you made a subforum where you can shitpost freely. a lot of the forum discussion is serious but making a forum dedicated to posting garbage would be nice i think.