Principles of the Kiwi Farms

[GenericEdgelordSupreme]

Being a prick is a tremendous joy. Joyless pricks are doing it wrong.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

The bigger a community gets, the less of a community it becomes.

Smaller cow threads that get featured rarely are likely to be the remaining cozy places where people are familiar with each other and remember who is a spaz that should be ignored or ridiculed

 

[Pringles Can]

I've read this entire thread, but everyone in it (myself included) is still a joyless prick.
When do we start having fun?

Now. Start having fun. That's not a suggestion. That's an order. We have to have fun.

 

[walkingstickman]

Sorry Null, but newfags and reading do not go hand in hand.

 

[Dude Snakes]

I'M SO HAPPY, HA HAH!

 

[oramge cat]

I always like when someone feels the need to wax poetic about why a lolcow is a piece of shit without anything other than "fuck this guy" to contribute. Like there is a whole subforum chronicling this degenerate and you feel the need to post "Chris-chan sucks ass because blah blah blah armchair psychiaty" why exactly?

 

[K!w!Fartz]

Having a good reaction score is a good sign, but it's not the be-all-end-all, that's probably more 'ability to compile and archive data in a thread people actually want to participate in'.

reaction scores are useless. some people only post stuff that's intently horrifying looking for down votes.

 

[Mischief Committee]

Null, give pre 2018 accounts the ability to ban post 2018 accounts. It'll be like Duterte's Philippines.

 

[JosephStalin]

Josh makes many good points. He provides all of us a service by having this board for our use. It behooves all of us to take his concerns into consideration.

One observation - not pissing off the US Government. The First Amendment notwithstanding, the present actions by the Biden regime and their political police are getting to the point that seemingly anything anyone says anywhere can piss off some US Government functionary. Personally don't post anything I consider inflammatory here, but no longer have any trust or faith in the government, law enforcement, the judiciary, the mainstream media, or "science" at ANY level. The national level of anger just keeps rising. In my opinion, the only thing that can even begin to reverse the present trend will be the midterm elections and 2024.

Not trying to be a prick, much less a joyless prick. There is joy in my life, first through watching my little granddaughter growing up healthy and happy, then from helping others. Believe nobody needs to be joyless. Surely there is one thing in anyone's life that can bring some measure of joy, just like there is surely one reason to be thankful.

Josh, get some merch out there. Can't buy what isn't there. Maybe it's time to prep a Christmas merch run. Costco already has Christmas stuff on the floor.

 

[BitterAlmonds]

One observation - not pissing off the US Government. The First Amendment notwithstanding, the present actions by the Biden regime and their political police are getting to the point that seemingly anything anyone says anywhere can piss off some US Government functionary. Personally don't post anything I consider inflammatory here, but no longer have any trust or faith in the government, law enforcement, the judiciary, the mainstream media, or "science" at ANY level. The national level of anger just keeps rising. In my opinion, the only thing that can even begin to reverse the present trend will be the midterm elections and 2024.

My guess is Null means overt threats to government institutions or specific members of the government. Stuff that would result in legitimate inquiry into some random website. Not just any random shit that could potentially piss off a member of the government.

 

[JosephStalin]

My guess is Null means overt threats to government institutions or specific members of the government. Stuff that would result in legitimate inquiry into some random website. Not just any random shit that could potentially piss off a member of the government.

Believe Josh also means that, but as previously mentioned the more I see the Biden regime and their NKVD doing the less faith and trust I have. If it wasn't for the SCOTUS believe we'd really be up against it.

 

[In the Dollhouse]

Since the 8chan purge the amount of retards that believe the internet is serious businesses has exploded over here. Lurk more, laugh at the cows, seethe less

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Ok Dad we love you

 

[Asmobaby]

I love you Null but if it's a pedo like Daman Mills or someone like that I will spam their Twatters and Youtubes and I will troll their livestreams if the opportunity presents itself.

Otherwise, I promise I will behave. Chris Hansen really made me have this strict no-pedo policy. As far as I'm concerned, groomers are always fair game for some light trollin' even if I rarely engage in it.

 

[Dylan]

Alright, guys, who wants to fuck my bussy?

 

[DocMorbis]

Alright, guys, who wants to fuck my bussy?

That's gay nigga.

 

[Kenya Jones]

I don't know what else I could have said that would not have made me powerlevel like you apparently want me to. This isn't my blog, or your blog.

Yes it is.

 

[Mushroom Soup]

i love israel almost as much as i love u guys,

 

[Aurelius Commodus]

Just wanted to say thank you, Null.

 

[Boom Boss]

But somebody posted a disagreeing post on Kiwi Farms! We now have to post insults, spam negative reactions, and claim everybody else is mad at the internet! Stop doing what Kiwi Farms doesn't like!