Principles of the Kiwi Farms

[CindyChafe]

Jersh. I appreciate your dedication to the lol in lolcow. Perhaps you should use a bit of the old reverse psychology and ban fun and laughter on the site. Then the newfags, being newfags, will be encouraged to break the rules and have fun. Win/win.

 

[The Demon]

i'll try to be 2018 me

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

This should be obvious, sadly it isn't

 

[BallsMcLongDong]

Haha, pee pee poo poo man say the angry words.

Don't be mad at the internet, don't be a faggot, and don't fuck the fun up.

 

[Kenya Jones]

Damn you're still replying? I guess that my nigger charm is just that powerful.

If you wanna go that route, why don't you start giving me your titty and ass size, as well as informing me of your fat status?

You good dude?

 

[NoddingOut]

We need mo money fo dem lolgrams

 

[Doctor Ivo Robotnik Sr.]

Can everyone give dork of ages props for responding to every post.

 

[Lolcow_slaughter]

The diffrence of being a troll and a retard observer is a thin line. Kiwifarms existanse is here to observe and not to troll any person. Sure there is 100k of persons that deserves to be trolled. But this is not the right forum to rally up the forces. Lets just keep this as an observing forum. Read, look and laugh.

 

[Random Dyke]

We <3 you Null

 

[Senior Frogmin]

Don't be an ass Francis.

 

[cuddle striker]

A&H is faggots

 

[BrokenLightbulbs]

I'm in love with this site. It's like a pocket dimension inside the pleb internet that's immune to trannie jannies and fedshit. It's what the internet was, and should still be like.

 

[Stoneheart]

We should be talking less about faggots not having fun and more about expansion! Null should be talking about an IPO and not about bad new users.
The Farms need new Lebensraum and there is plenty of clay to take. There are plenty of groups out there who need a new home and they have alot of money.

We need to plan Fall Pink, the Attack on momsnet and other Terf spaces, we need to jump on the next twittersperg out and deplattforming event about Terfs and show them that they would be much better off on Kiwifarms. those TERFs have enough money to fund operations and maybe we can get the TERF Queen to adopt Null.

 

[RealMuthaForYa]

We need to plan Fall Pink, the Attack on momsnet and other Terf spaces, we need to jump on the next twittersperg out and deplattforming event about Terfs and show them that they would be much better off on Kiwifarms

Nurse! The faggot’s out of bed again!

 

[Stoneheart]

Nurse! The faggot’s out of bed again!

im just more interested in the succes of this company than you because i have more stawk options...

 

[RealMuthaForYa]

im just more interested in the succes of this company than you because i have more stawk options...

Nurse! The faggot’s speaking Makaton again.

 

[Stoneheart]

Nurse! The faggot’s speaking Makaton again.

just wait till the IPO at the somalian stock exchange...

 

[Commandant Swordfish]

Fuck these new Niggolos, coming here raping our churches and burning our women.

Make Kiwi Farms fun again.

 

[Yankee Shogun]

But the news articles I read told me we're a hate group that bullies Trannies into suicide and plans terrorist attacks! I though we were supposed to raid and epicly troll normies and be racist and stuff

 

[UnclePhil]

It's because a lot of these kids are coming off the 8kun /pol/ boards and other places like that, or just thrown in Facebook jail for a month. They read all the articles about how kiwifarms is a suicide-triggering Hitler youth camp and think, "Ah, let me mingle with my fellow stiff-backed moralfags."

The same thing has been happening to 4chan lately. Deplatformed refugees are trying to turn /b/ into their own angry safespace, not understanding what the place is about at all, or has always been about.