Off-Topic Troon sightings in the wild

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The other week, I got off the bus with an fat dangerhair college guy and some redneck woman was screaming at me to take an picture so it'll last longer while we're both waiting at the corner.

I didn't because he was standing right next to me and I was already trying to hold back an chuckle about how based this woman is and the fact that he's just as unfazed as I was. Nice to see that society isn't completely cucked, yet
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Is it an attempt to be more Stunning and Brave? Is this a new trend ever since all that Corporate Art started trying to normalise the "MtF with stubble" look?
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"No Shave November"
 
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Moosebonker said:
Exiting a small tribute act gig, entering a pop-up bar in the street, grabbing a few pints and as I sat down at one of the picnic tables, I made eye contact with a Troon at the next table. I had been aware of this person as they were wearing a full-length ball-gown, green/blue/purple and every square inch covered in sequins. Long blonde wig with green highlights (xxl to fit his massive cranium). Must have been 6'3". Took a covert pic as he left with a gender blob and another couple.
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Dude looks like a dollar store David Coverdale lmao.
 
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Context: am average woman.
A while ago I was waiting by myself for my train when a TIM started approaching. 6'-ish, dumpy shape, dirty thrifted clothes, frizzy ponytail, ugly glasses, autistic backpack. I glared at him which caused him to stop. He kept edging towards me every time I looked at my phone, then moving back when I looked at him. Imagine a tiger, but retarded. After nearly five minutes of this he finally walked away. I wonder if he ree'd on discord that some TERF clocked him and committed eye violence.
The really weird thing is he did the same thing to me at a different station years ago pre-trooning. It's that incident that makes me extra careful to stand far away from the edge of the platform.
 
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Back in college, I went out drinking with a buddy, then went out for a smoke. We were talking about going to a party, but then a troon guy asked out of the blue if I had any crack. Said no. The fucker was emaciated, had overdone make-up and was wearing a dress.

I think this experience summarizes most people's feelings towards troons. Bizarre and sad.
 
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Excuzzi said:
Context: am average woman.
A while ago I was waiting by myself for my train when a TIM started approaching. 6'-ish, dumpy shape, dirty thrifted clothes, frizzy ponytail, ugly glasses, autistic backpack. I glared at him which caused him to stop. He kept edging towards me every time I looked at my phone, then moving back when I looked at him. Imagine a tiger, but retarded. After nearly five minutes of this he finally walked away. I wonder if he ree'd on discord that some TERF clocked him and committed eye violence.
The really weird thing is he did the same thing to me at a different station years ago pre-trooning. It's that incident that makes me extra careful to stand far away from the edge of the platform.
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You gotta stalker bro
 
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NoReturn said:
I need piercings as a place to store silver and gold rings in the event I need to bribe fairies.
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You better hope they don’t prefer teeth…
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You might as well invest in an stun gun or just keep an can of mace on you.
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God made man and woman, but Samuel Colt made them equal.
 
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NerdShamer said:
You might as well invest in an stun gun or just keep an can of mace on you.
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Both prohibited unfortunately. Personal safety alarms are the only legal "option". I predict degenerates will campaign against them in time, too.
The advice we're given is: Never go anywhere alone. Always stand in well-lit CCTV monitored areas. Always drive. Never get out of your vehicle. Beware of fake cops (and also beware of real cops). Beware of strangers. Beware of partners. But don't you dare try to defend yourself because any object could be used against you.
 
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shinkansen said:
I saw a masked MTF at a grocery store a couple days ago. Skinny dude with no muscle, pixie haircut, wearing a fancy black slit dress, but the icing on top was that he was also wearing men's running shoes. It stuck out like sore thumb.

When I spot a MTF troon in public, there is always a flaw with their outfit or they wear something sexually skimpy and inappropriate.
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EVERY SINGLE TIM wears sneakers with completely inappropriate outfits. it's like the rite of passage it's horrible
 
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I was waiting for a prescription the other day when I heard a guy talking to the pharmacist. I didn't think anything of it except that he sounded kinda rude, but the pharmacist was handling it well -- I'm sure he's dealt with rude customers before -- so I didn't look up until the guy sat across from me.

I honestly thought he was doing blackface for a split second. This middle-aged, fat, pasty man had smeared his face with foundation multiple shades too dark for his very pale skin (he had actually blended it pretty well...but neglected the skin around his eyes and jaw completely). Then I saw that he had a blonde wig on, painted nails, long fake lashes, and a purple skirt (long, thank god) with a floral blouse, upon which he had fastened a trans flag. Ah, shit, here we go again. He asked the poor girl next to him if he could sit there. Like bro, you already sat down, you know damn well she's not gonna break social norms and say no! She looked so uncomfortable. And of  course he made sure to make a show of putting his things away in his purse.

I've seen plenty of guys like him online and even one in person (albeit in a crowded bar), but seeing someone irl so disgusting and fake try to force themselves into a fascimile of what he thinks makes one female -- what he thinks makes him look like me -- uuuurgh. Fuckin skinwalkers, man.
 
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Excuzzi said:
Context: am average woman.
A while ago I was waiting by myself for my train when a TIM started approaching. 6'-ish, dumpy shape, dirty thrifted clothes, frizzy ponytail, ugly glasses, autistic backpack. I glared at him which caused him to stop. He kept edging towards me every time I looked at my phone, then moving back when I looked at him. Imagine a tiger, but retarded. After nearly five minutes of this he finally walked away. I wonder if he ree'd on discord that some TERF clocked him and committed eye violence.
The really weird thing is he did the same thing to me at a different station years ago pre-trooning. It's that incident that makes me extra careful to stand far away from the edge of the platform.
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He wants to rape you.
 
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Blasted Heath said:
honestly thought he was doing blackface for a split second. This middle-aged, fat, pasty man had smeared his face with foundation multiple shades too dark for his very pale skin (he had actually blended it pretty well...but neglected the skin around his eyes and jaw completely)
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I IZ A TRANS NIGGAH!
 
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