DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[DeeTracktor]

He looks like a Polish agricultural worker in the first picture and in the second picture he looks like a freeman in the 1st century AD from the Roman province of Thracia who is about to get crucified for the crime of thievery.

Phil is an authentic Italian confirmed

 

[Iron Hamster]

Damn that kojohn and howard video event. I didnt know it was THAT a disaster.

That's only because the tips weren't announced. He absolutely did far better or he would have cried relentlessly.

"Half an hour left guys, please, if you can, support in any form, okay?"

"Derich I already said yes"

$8 in tips

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He's gonna snap on derich soon. Low tips ain't sitting well. lol

 

[SomeoneLikeMYFATHER]

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This guy needs to be criminally investigated

 

[LoveXbeet]

Honestly, have you ever seen another person eat like this ? With the squinted eyes, the look of absolute discomfort and the need to shove a 12 inch dick worth of food in his mouth ?

This is horrific, disgusting and fascinating at the same time. Such plain ugliness is something you don't come upon often.

Now, picture you're facing him in a restaurant. Don't throw up challenge engaged.

It just goes to show you how messed up his teeth are and how much kiwi and other detractors live rent free in his head.

Or you know, just wear your prescription glasses that you already have. He's just in denial of how bad his sight actually is.

They probably aren’t his prescription anymore glasses prescriptions normally Can last 1-3 years (3 if you eyes are healthy and don’t change ) but it’s generally recommended that you go to the eye doctor every year or Atleast every 2 years. So even with his glasses he might not be able to stop squinting.

 

[Lord_Point]

Derich needs to get tard-wrangled for his own good and for the good of humanity.

No one can wrangle the supreme chad dent. Even in the safety of the snort fort the goutlord still fears and obeys the alpha retard coomer.

 

[Pisstrooper]

dude's post was too long to reply to, but on the "Phil just snorts dood, we have diaper furs on this site, chill out." I'm not judging lolcows in comparison to other cows, but to the baseline decent human. I don't watch those ultra twisted cows because it makes me sick to my stomach, but Phil does more than snort and beg. He exploited his elderly parents while slandering them to thousands of people on a regular basis, he made his friends work for barely anything while slandering them to thousands, he groomed a teenager in his thrities, flew her halfway across the country and stranded her there with no support system, then mocked her on stream for having a panic attack. He is disgusting based on the way he talks about developers and other people in general. The way he talks points to an insanely toxic, bitter inner life that is fascinating to watch without being so repulsive as to put me in bad mood. Jfc sorry I don't keep up with all the latest pedo drama, I just hate Phil, can I do that without the whole vietnam vet, "you ain't seen shit kiddo" speech?

 

[TheGoutburglar]

No one can wrangle the supreme chad dent. Even in the safety of the snort fort the goutlord still fears and obeys the alpha retard coomer.

In all seriousness, I cannot believe there isn't something sus in that situation. There is no fucking way that Phil makes an exception for anyone, let alone THAT guy, just because he feels like it. I'm not saying Derich is secretly a mastermind, and that his tard-posting is an act, but something is definitely not right here, more than likely on Phil's part, rather than Derich's.

Phil knows he is not eventually getting money out of the idiot, and he's not patient anyways. So WTF? Derich isn't paying him behind the scenes, they both would've let that slip by now. Phil isn't worried about the fallout of berating him, he has done way worse and then just memory-holed it.

@Pisstrooper I completely agree that the baseline should always be a normal, decent human being. We start grading on a curve, we may as well delete any mention of anybody who hasn't fucked their own mother, beaten their kids, or preyed upon a younger person to a degree way beyond what Phil did. There is always going to be some new lolcow on the horizon who more closely resembles Jeffrey Dahmer than they do Boogie, that does not make the fat fuck a harmless blob. A homicide doesn't delete someone else's act of crying wolf for money.

And certain folks who assess the severity of one lolcow's transgressions should really fucking study before they speak. Phil isn't Josef Stalin, but he is still very far from being Bob Ross.

 

[john_g]

cant wait to see him scream cry and beg for money hard soon

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

In all seriousness, I cannot believe there isn't something sus in that situation. There is no fucking way that Phil makes an exception for anyone, let alone THAT guy, just because he feels like it. I'm not saying Derich is secretly a mastermind, and that his tard-posting is an act, but something is definitely not right here, more than likely on Phil's part, rather than Derich's.

Phil knows he is not eventually getting money out of the idiot, and he's not patient anyways. So WTF? Derich isn't paying him behind the scenes, they both would've let that slip by now. Phil isn't worried about the fallout of berating him, he has done way worse and then just memory-holed it.

@Pisstrooper I completely agree that the baseline should always be a normal, decent human being. We start grading on a curve, we may as well delete any mention of anybody who hasn't fucked their own mother, beaten their kids, or preyed upon a younger person to a degree way beyond what Phil did. There is always going to be some new lolcow on the horizon who more closely resembles Jeffrey Dahmer than they do Boogie, that does not make the fat fuck a harmless blob. A homicide doesn't delete someone else's act of crying wolf for money.

And certain folks who assess the severity of one lolcow's transgressions should really fucking study before they speak. Phil isn't Josef Stalin, but he is still very far from being Bob Ross.

Derich's continued presence demonstrates that DSP is a kind, patient, tolerant and compassionate soul who did everything correct. It is thus.

 

[TJGamebox]

Listening to Anthony Fantano and he reviewed the tones and I album “welcome to the madhouse” (Light 0)

Song came up called Bars (RIP T) https://youtu.be/6AaE_kUZVO0

Song is dogshit ass. But laughed at the fact a rest in piece song got like a 3/100

Phil, I feel the same about this song about you and T.

You don’t give a shit about T.

I dont give a shit about T

 

[marlintan]

beaten their kids, or preyed upon a younger person to a degree way beyond what Phil did. There is always going to be some new lolcow on the horizon who more closely resembles Jeffrey Dahmer t

you don't have to bring up me poking the girls just cuz you don't like my new glasses?

 

[One Quick Post]

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I'm glad to be alive in a time when we can witness the philosophy of such a magnificent mind.

 

[Where Am I Playing]

In all seriousness, I cannot believe there isn't something sus in that situation. There is no fucking way that Phil makes an exception for anyone, let alone THAT guy, just because he feels like it. I'm not saying Derich is secretly a mastermind, and that his tard-posting is an act, but something is definitely not right here, more than likely on Phil's part, rather than Derich's.

Phil knows he is not eventually getting money out of the idiot, and he's not patient anyways. So WTF? Derich isn't paying him behind the scenes, they both would've let that slip by now. Phil isn't worried about the fallout of berating him, he has done way worse and then just memory-holed it.

It might just be that Derich is one of the only people who is genuinely friendly and nice to him. Derich has been a fan for so long and probably has some of the most interactions with Phil of anyone. And even if Derich annoys him sometimes with the spam, DSP will never have to worry about Derich trolling him or asking him bait questions so he probably is grateful to have at least one person who he can talk to safely on stream.
Also there's the small possibility that Derich will start giving money once he gets his own credit card. His parents stopped him before but that was when he stole his mom's card (was it to sub to DSP's twitch channel?). Maybe DSP is hoping Derich will start whaling in the future without his parents noticing

 

[Ching_Chong]

It might just be that Derich is one of the only people who is genuinely friendly and nice to him. Derich has been a fan for so long and probably has some of the most interactions with Phil of anyone. And even if Derich annoys him sometimes with the spam, DSP will never have to worry about Derich trolling him or asking him bait questions so he probably is grateful to have at least one person who he can talk to safely on stream.
Also there's the small possibility that Derich will start giving money once he gets his own credit card. His parents stopped him before but that was when he stole his mom's card (was it to sub to DSP's twitch channel?). Maybe DSP is hoping Derich will start whaling in the future without his parents noticing

I'm sure that'll go well with his parents assuming they're paying for his education and financials.

 

[Overdrive MASK_de_SMITH]

Jesus. Support for Phil's streams have been hemorrhaging so badly that needs to beg very three hours just to make ends meet (for his mobile phone addiction). Phil has hit his ceiling, but he refuses to see it. Pathetic.

Another Poems Future post before he nukes it.

 

[DeeTracktor]

Also there's the small possibility that Derich will start giving money once he gets his own credit card.

Have a glance at the Derich thread, any money that crayon eater gets will be given to the professional piss drenched whores our boy D likes to shout out quicker than DSP doing 20 push ups.

There are levels to this grifting retards game and Phil is bottom of the pile behind e-thots and collectable toy junk merchants like Loot Crate

 

[Balr0g]

Phil was in ultra beggar mode yesterday. Just check his community post tab, there are 6 (yes six) consecutive posts and they all contain "support would be appreciated, need a big day of support etc This fat fuck has no shame left in his body. Just change your channel banner to you on your knees and say "i need that money!"

 

[Iron Hamster]

you don't have to bring up me poking the girls just cuz you don't like my new glasses?

Going with the Alien Ant Farm look I see.

 

[FamicomGorby]

Not quite a DSP financial crises yet, that won't happen till youtube money starts to dip hard.

I'm still amazed his old videos still get so many monthly views that the ad revenue basically pays for his house/utilities/tax debts. I know its shrinking but who they hell watches them? Like even if I wanna see gameplay footage I'm searching "GAME NAME, NO COMMENTARY". Ya can't even use his old footage as like stock footage for a game review or something since it's all recorded by pointing a camera at the TV and is dogshit quality.

 

[Very Honest Content]

I can't believe how many Sega CD games he has and how unaware he is about their "value." I'm not gonna get into it because I don't feel like writing a War and Peace on how Ebay and Amazon ruined a lot of shit; but he has thousands of dollars (via the right buyers) with the shit he's shown today.

Sounds like a great hilight video, intercut with his claims of zero items of value left to get out of bankrupcy that he defrauded himself into discharge of the debts with, showing him holding up each unplayed game from the 90s and running up the total resale values of them. Dood loves to incriminate himself in his fraud so much, all to eat fast food and pull gacha, strange arrested development.

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With all due respect, DSP isn't hearing what Brandon Cole is hearing, listening to text to speech.

Good thing Phil turned down a job with a $50K bonus so he could beg this week for chase sweatyman.jpg cards in WWE CHAMPIONS BILLS TIME!