DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[ManThisIsDumb]

Phil: "Madden sucks!"
Also, Phil: "Do you guys wanna see me play it on Friday?"

The only game I want to see you play is Russian Roulette. Since that's NOT on the poll, sure! Let's see you fail yet again at a game you know nothing about. Every play? The Hail Mary. Not understanding basic rules and plays? Sure. Reading a nickel defense? The fuck is that! Not understanding a safety's role on defense? Huh! What does that mean? I dunno! Punting on 3rd and inches? Sure! "Whut!!! No! I wanted shotgun formation, not hand it off to the running back!" "Why didn't I tackle him??? This sucks!"

So, for the sake of a new THIYDP, please play it, Phil.

He'd fail at Russian Roulette too

 

[Piece of Peace]

Welp that was quick.

Edit: @Silverchair don't be mad dude, I'm sure the next $200 you give him will last longer than 10 minutes

 

[Pargon]

Better be over leveled than to be underleveled and not be able to beat Sephy, and worse yet, not be able to back track out of the crater to grind, because the enemies in the crater are just a little too strong and are causing you to hemorrhage items.

Happened to me, my first time playing.

Shame, shoulda kept trying. Safer scales to your average party level.

EDIT: oh fuck, this is OT isn’t it? Okay, uhhhh

PHEW thanks Hate Army Historian

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

Welp that was quick.

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That $200 is DELETED

 

[ManThisIsDumb]

Shame, shoulda kept trying. Safer scales to your average party level.

I eventually got lucky killing Sephy, but it was after more attempts that I can remember. Fucking irritating.

 

[Lazycunt]

Learned helplessness I think is phils one defining feature

 

[Lolidaki]

Welp that was quick.

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Edit: @Silverchair don't be mad dude, I'm sure the next $200 you give him will last longer than 10 minutes

if he wasn't so shit with money he'd be at the level where he could actually say $200 streams are "slow streams" rather than just hinting at it.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

Welp that was quick.

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Edit: @Silverchair don't be mad dude, I'm sure the next $200 you give him will last longer than 10 minutes

What's crazy is that Phil is bothered by Champions exposure not because it blows this kind of thing up before he can even do it, but because he's such a turd that he insists on having a squeaky clean image despite his incompetence at hiding what he is. The dents aren't going anywhere, he may get less from them, but it hasn't been enough of a hit for him to worry that RTU and The Other Incident have decimated him. It's entirely ego, and that is quite a mistake.

Anyway, I almost feel bad for people trying to own us by feeding a gacha addict, because they're proving how much Phil doesn't matter, and that's even more hilarious than them wasting money just like he does.

They are seriously owning themselves, because they don't actually reduce our entertainment. They become a part of it.

 

[Count Cumia]

It's impressive watching Phil drive off his core fans. Most of the time a core group like that has some kind of cohesion, usually they're good friends. Phil pretty clearly treats all his friends like dog shit. I swear if he just tried to even entertain the speds thoughts a little bit, maybe talk to them in a friendly way, his 8hr shifts would be less awful for him.

Phil doesn't allow a community to develop. He threatens to ban them if they ever go off topic in chat, he gives special privileges to those who pay more to the point he allows a paypig to actively dox other chat members, and he refuses to put work into building up a forum or Discord server for his fans to gather in. Even if some do start liking each other he shuts them down not wanting the Old Boys Club or whatever he calls it to develop. They are allowed to give him money and tell him how much they like his stream and nothing else.

Welp that was quick.

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Edit: @Silverchair don't be mad dude, I'm sure the next $200 you give him will last longer than 10 minutes

He could tip him $10,001 dollars and he will spend $10k and cry broke the next day. It would be more entertaining to just burn the money.

 

[Elescondido]

Implying the guy who looks like ass on camera six days a week would even bother.

Telling you, if Phil still somehow had a full head of hair, he would've stopped styling it looooong ago. Dude don't even bother bathing for appearances, combing happens only because he's balding.

Not one to tell people how to detract, but this is why he does it. We've laughed at him, he's a child just like Phil, so his mind remains fixed on "owning" us. He's a pigroach and his gacha is KiwiFarms.

Just let it go and laugh at how once again, Phil's income isn't happening because of him. It's because we exist.

The part that you dont get is that while he looks like a ghoul but he probably thinks he looks like a sex god . thats why he loves looking at himself on obs

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

I never look at the screen & I show up late to stream snipes so I can turbo past everything he says isn't indicative enough that he's sobbing himself closer to that first coronary to amuse & therefore suit me, but it hit my radar somewhere... So he's playing FFVII?

This is again, right? He had one of his fake ear infection meltdowns while playing it a year or two ago, yes? And of course, he showed his entire, latent homosexuality ass even harder than the daily standard at the girlboi stuff. Otherwise I would never know he played any FF game ever.

My question is, what's going on? How have I not seen anything about him, yet again, preemptively making sure the world knows he's a cringecuck terminal virgin as the game leads up to this chapter? I actually did play this game like 20y ago (it was rad), but I don't remember that part being skippable. And what kind of fucking toolshed would want to?!?

So where is all the repressed homo tardrage this time? Is this a different game? I can only conclude that my refusal to listen to or watch his piss-boring vidya takes & screen hurpling have isolated me from a few chances to laugh at him. Not okay.

Can someone set me straight? (lol what DSRee is not.)

 

[Iron Hamster]

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Did emil get the double $100 gaynimation?

I poke my head into the stream and this guy is just straight up wasting time. This is just stupid levels of grinding. He's maxing out materia that doesn't even change effects or get stronger when you max it. He's maxing out summons that are completely outclassed by all the other overpowered crap he can do. It's a complete waste of time. He's at a point where he's gonna walk up to the final boss fight and kill him in one turn. Dude is just desperate to drag this crap out as long as possible and not even hiding it.

He got his bux. He does not care

After watching that Narcissism video earlier in the thread, Susan recommended me a very pertinent video:

I got rec'd that too. Any good?

 

[architects]

“support was great”….swear to the god this shit should scare the hell outta him. I fully understand that he can’t simply thank 2 people in that tweet….but I seriously wonder if he just see’s numbers…and assumes it’ll keep going till he’s 60.

 

[Pisstrooper]

Dood, all I gotta do is look at something in my house, say it broke, and bam! two hundred dollars on command. I'm a genius businessman.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

“support was great”….swear to the god this shit should scare the hell outta him. I fully understand that he can’t simply thank 2 people in that tweet….but I seriously wonder if he just see’s numbers…and assumes it’ll keep going till he’s 60.

If he could learn from the past, like paying attention to the high before the drop, we wouldn't be here.

He lives day-to-day, so when the shit actually hits the fan, all the waiting will have been worth it.

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

Dood, all I gotta do is look at something in my house, say it broke, and bam! two hundred dollars on command. I'm a genius businessman.

Philliam may quite honestly be the only non trustfund 40 year old, balding greasy dude financially going through life like a 27 year old Stacey - not quite an 18 year old Stacey since he does have to nag but it otherwise simply materializes whenever it's needed without any notable effort on his part.

 

[Corpun]

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One of these days Phil is going to lash out at Derich in a very toxic manner and Derich will continue spamming away to his hearts content. Big ups Derich for being able to spam his chat like this and annoy all his other dented fans.

Just $16 wow Meltdown in tomorrows podcast.

From todays wrap up - truely a broken man.
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I've seen homeless people more clean and hopeful than this man.

They probably aren’t his prescription anymore glasses prescriptions normally Can last 1-3 years (3 if you eyes are healthy and don’t change ) but it’s generally recommended that you go to the eye doctor every year or Atleast every 2 years. So even with his glasses he might not be able to stop squinting.

I wouldn't be surprised if he has put them on a few times, seen his vision is awful with them on, and decided his vision is fixed. He is that retarded afterall.

 

[Traian007]

Dood, all I gotta do is look at something in my house, say it broke, and bam! two hundred dollars on command. I'm a genius businessman.

infinite money glitch dood. big ups lmfao.

 

[UaineRunei]

Ready for a chill, nice and positive stream!

 

[Level99Manchild]

“support was great”….swear to the god this shit should scare the hell outta him. I fully understand that he can’t simply thank 2 people in that tweet….but I seriously wonder if he just see’s numbers…and assumes it’ll keep going till he’s 60.

I wouldn't call a donation from 1 whale support. Funny thing is if the idiot whale waited a little longer to throw that much money to Phil, Phil could have had more money from a sucker or two. Gotta show them trolls, I guess.