Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[CansOfCant]

Forgive the pointless shitpost but I was bored...

Spoiler: ...and the grease really shines through

 

[get-tar manajerk]

To give credit where due, the OnA crew really brings out the best in Pat. Without them he’s (even more of a) nothing.

There's a crew? The way I understood it, Owen A. Forearms is the sole perpetrator.

edit: and he's been warned hundreds and hundreds of times

Prison approaches

 

[instythot]

The mystery of why piggy is still fat after spending thousands on gym equipment is solved, you have to take it out of the box first:

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He is one greasy pig:

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Holy fuck. Fat Rick has more chins than anyone in the Guntsphere, and PPP is easily clearing 400 pounds these days. Rick also is starting to get that sagging elderly skin. He's never gonna physically recover from this

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Any legitimate grievances he has are negated by the fact that he greatly exaggerates and sometimes completely lies about what happens to him. The fact that he brings this on innocent people is what makes him the most hateable cow on this site

I agree with everything up to him being hateable. Patrick is an angry fat man screaming at the internet, and his "problems" just happen to be the internet screaming back. Everything that he attributes to stalker children- including the recent SWATing- are his own damn fault. The fact that he continues stepping on the rake, all while blaming the rake for his own stupidity, makes him funny. He's a fat bitch who has created the problems he deals with now. Does he involve innocent people in this? Absolutely. However, his belligerence and his stupidity keep people at an arm's length, and eventually drive them off, much like Chris-Chan during his golden years.

We do have cows that are worthy of hating ("impossible to a-log," to use the parlance of the Farms.) Robert "Moviebob" Chipman is a fat, smug retard like Patrick, yet Moviebob never suffers any consequences for running his fat mouth. Tommy Tooter, by his own admission, is an unrepentant pedophile and dogfucker. Nick Bate raped his sister (and is thankfully in prison). Almost every single Horrorcow thread has some kind of disturbing aspect to it, made worse by the fact that these are committed by human beings who know what they're doing is wrong and disturbing, yet they do it anyway.

Thread memes aside and ONA trolling aside, what has Patrick done that's worthy of hate? Abandoning his daughter perhaps, but one could also make the argument that his abandonment was the best thing he could've done for her (rest in peace, Pringles Can Jon.) Do you really want a little girl raised by someone like Patrick?

Patrick is many things, but worthy of hate is not one of them. He's a clown at a three-ring circus, and we're the hecklers in the peanut gallery. Kick back, relax, and enjoy the show ONAhole Owen A Forums is putting on for us.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Pat has a habit of being ill-prepared. Remember when he came to court with no witnesses or evidence? Now he invites a TV crew into his empty yet filthy half-hovel and does not even bother to shower, shave, wear nice clothes and shoes, etc. When he goes down, I think this habit will have contributed significantly to his downfall.

 

[Formerly Trucks]

Rick also is starting to get that sagging elderly skin.

Wrong yet again, child. I've never had elastin or collagen, never have and never will, I've never needed to. My skin is as loose and burlappy as the day I was born.

 

[jason analberg]

He is one greasy pig:

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I don't know what he's afraid of more, the news finding out about the pepperoni, or having to share it with them.

 

[AnOminous]

We do have cows that are worthy of hating ("impossible to a-log," to use the parlance of the Farms.) Robert "Moviebob" Chipman is a fat, smug retard like Patrick, yet Moviebob never suffers any consequences for running his fat mouth.

He's a hateful jackass but it's not like his idiocy is harming anyone other than himself. If you don't find his sperging funny, you don't have to read it. Same with Dobbo and LaBill and other "creative" people who are mainly one-note spergs on some dumb subject.

 

[Rakovnik]

Pat has a habit of being ill-prepared. Remember when he came to court with no witnesses or evidence? Now he invites a TV crew into his empty yet filthy half-hovel and does not even bother to shower, shave, wear nice clothes and shoes, etc. When he goes down, I think this habit will have contributed significantly to his downfall.

There's no way he got the smell out in time, stale fresh nigger farts as big nick probably got action during Pat's interview, niggeroni aging on the racks, etc. Surely the WISN 12 news crew smelled his pepperoni operation in the basement, did he threaten the crew to maintain their silence or bribe them with a treat, turning them into potential customers

 

[I Can Smell My Balls]

The recording a neighbor did sneakily when he was dragged out by cops wearing just a bathrobe, his tiny dicklet swinging in the breeze. If you haven't heard the full recording I can highly recommend it he even cries.
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Edit: actually had it on hand. Yes it's not super high quality and hard to hear but the best I got.
Another edit: I mean neighbor as in a person who actually lives next door or close by, not the other way.

At 3:08 when he goes "DOYOUHAVEANYIDEA" I fucking lose it every single time. The fact that this audio exists is proof god is real; it is such a gift to us all.

 

[geodestro]

Regarding pat's Norm tweet. It's important to remember that he decided to let everyone know he never thought Norm was funny during the week that Norm was being cancelled. If he had tweeted that Norm wasn't funny at any other time it would be just another of a million idiotic takes from a fat retard nobody.

The fact that he tweeted that when he did. In hopes of getting ass pats and brownie points, by piling on to one of the greatest comedians of a generation, is a huge part of what brought him to the attention of the ONA subreddit to begin with.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

The fact that he tweeted that when he did. In hopes of getting ass pats and brownie points, by piling on to one of the greatest comedians of a generation, is a huge part of what brought him to the attention of the ONA subreddit to begin with.

Pat’s high school bullies really let us all down here. They were far too merciful toward this fat sweaty sicko.

 

[Hey Fatrick FUCK YOU]

Abandoning his daughter perhaps,

Also telling his followers to beat women for wearing Trump hats, pledging to personally hunt down anyone who voted for Trump and get them fired from their jobs/disowned by their families/utterly ruined forever, false flagging himself numerous times in the hopes of framing innocent people, being ridiculously mean and condescending to people with real jobs who pay the taxes that he wastes, I could go on.

Worst of all is his carefully manufactured persona that changes based on the situation and what is convenient for him. He will also deny any of the above mentioned things even if you post definitive proof that he said/did them. He will even attack innocent onlookers who want to give him the benefit of the doubt, and merely ask him for an explanation of his past words and actions. He will block these people and try to get them banned. He is the living embodiment of narcissism.

 

[CansOfCant]

Pat’s high school bullies really let us all down here. They were far too merciful toward this fat sweaty sicko.

They did not, aTalker, and I'll deign to tell you why. Their laxity is what gave birth to this slovenly, greasy, porcine-cum-bovine beast we've all come together to ridicule and enjoy, and I'm sorry you're to stupid to realize it.

Child.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

POLICE: Mr. Thomas, your address in Milwaukee has just been SWATted. Your wife was home at the time, sir. I’m sorry to have to be the bearer of bad tidings, Mr. Tommerson, but



POLICE: She did survive.




POLICE: But that’s because— well, I’m afraid she wasn’t alone, sir. She was saved by a brave African-American man who threw his body on top and inside of your wife’s when the SWAT team broke down the door. For some reason they were surrounded by hundreds of empty Pringles cans and a set of funnels.

 

[I Can Smell My Balls]

Also telling his followers to beat women for wearing Trump hats, pledging to personally hunt down anyone who voted for Trump and get them fired from their jobs/disowned by their families/utterly ruined forever, false flagging himself numerous times in the hopes of framing innocent people, being ridiculously mean and condescending to people with real jobs who pay the taxes that he wastes, I could go on.

Worst of all is his carefully manufactured persona that changes based on the situation and what is convenient for him. He will also deny any of the above mentioned things even if you post definitive proof that he said/did them. He will even attack innocent onlookers who want to give him the benefit of the doubt, and merely ask him for an explanation of his past words and actions. He will block these people and try to get them banned. He is the living embodiment of narcissism.

With all due respect, I believe you're a-logging.

Fat is a big fat annoying retard, but he's pretty harmless at this point. He's fat, he says retarded stuff on twitter, he says retarded stuff at conventions, he's fat, he shills his retarded books, he writes on a laptop with a fucking mouse at a bar, he starts and immediately gives up on car blogs, and worst of all he's fat so we all have to look at his gross fat body and giant fat head.

I think the worst thing he's done is when he abandoned his daughter, but that's honestly for the best because no one deserves fat as a father figure.

 

[Cactuar King]

The man is the unholy trinity of fantasists: a narcissist, an autist and a fiction writer. Making shit up in his own head is all he has ever known how to do, but his only fames of reference are capeshit. Every single thought he has gets filtered through grandiosity and punched up to make him look better, but he doesnt have the social skills or theory of mind to be remotely believeable or relateable. He's not worldly or interesting and he doesnt have any friends so he has zero concept of how nuanced and varied the world and human thought can actually be. He sees no future problems that might emerge from constantly spinning fragments of truth into these ridiculous, seat of the pants narratives that only serve his ego and he is in way too deep to ever back down now as that would require him to acknowledge all his faults.

So he's like Tom Ripley but without the talent? Interesting. What are the odds his story ends when circumstances force him to strangle Nikki?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Fat is a big fat annoying retard, but he's pretty harmless at this point.

I believe he certainly abuses Big Niki. There’s an argument to be made that she deserves it, but I suspect they met at a time when she was very vulnerable and he just pried his way into her trust. But yeah he totally chimps out at her multiple times a day, over nothing. Probably knocks her around too.

 

[James done did it]

With all due respect, I believe you're a-logging.

Fat is a big fat annoying retard, but he's pretty harmless at this point. He's fat, he says retarded stuff on twitter, he says retarded stuff at conventions, he's fat, he shills his retarded books, he writes on a laptop with a fucking mouse at a bar, he starts and immediately gives up on car blogs, and worst of all he's fat so we all have to look at his gross fat body and giant fat head.

I think the worst thing he's done is when he abandoned his daughter, but that's honestly for the best because no one deserves fat as a father figure.

It's true that his history of threats is tempered by his known, demonstrated cowardice. But we used to say Chris would never rape anyone and wouldn't you know, you put him in a position of power over someone and it happens. Patrick's harmlessness is largely due to his irrelevance and powerlessness. If you gave him even the pettiest scrap of power he would abuse it as much as he could. I think character is a better way to assess a person than deeds alone, since the deeds are usually downstream of that.

I believe he certainly abuses Big Niki. There’s an argument to be made that she deserves it, but I suspect they met at a time when she was very vulnerable and he just pried his way into her trust. But yeah he totally chimps out at her multiple times a day, over nothing. Probably knocks her around too.

Yes I am almost sure he is abusive to women in his life. The way he talks about his wife in weirdly explicit, objectifying ways, the way you'd talk about some random whore you fucked with your college buddies, it's honestly disgusting. Real men intimidate him, he will only engage in passive-aggressive conflict with them, but he will scream at and shout down women without any hesitation. Tommy probably spent too much time taking gay cowboy cock and not enough raising his son, so his psychiatrist mother raised him instead, it's the best way to explain how he feels so much like a boy raised by a single mother when he had a father in his life. He never figured out the whole being a man thing which is why he waves around car, sportsball and alcoholism masculinity fetishes like CWC used to brandish his pocket knife and megatron pistol. He looks at real men with envy and rage and likely takes that out on women, verbally and emotionally if not physically.

 

[I Can Smell My Balls]

Patrick's harmlessness is largely due to his irrelevance and powerlessness. If you gave him even the pettiest scrap of power he would abuse it as much as he could.

Yeah, probably. But I don't see how he could ever have any kind of power over anyone, because he is a big fat retard. I could maybe see him becoming involved in organizing one of these gay conventions, but anyone who continues to go with him being a part of it is also retarded and deserves whatever fat is able to do to them.