DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Tekkenfanclub]

EvilAJ gets the last laugh in the end. Something so quick and simple makes the piggy squirm. Karma is a bitch isn't it, Darksy?

I get it on one hand this makes Phil change his stream and he has to think of another way to milk his whales. It would’ve been interesting to see his retconning and backflips around the racism in the Medal Gear Solid Playthrough. It would’ve been better to private the video during his stream while it was running.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

DSP's begging is getting old as fuck.

Every time "engagement" is down, Phil begs for the same shit:

• I have #BigBills coming up.
• I need to take my fat ass wife to eat or else I get the hose again.
• I need money for my day off tomorrow.
• I need to buy food and shit for Jasper, because I guess all he does it eat his weight in cat food.
• I need to pay for things on my day off.
• My bathroom is once again broken somehow. Imagine that!?

Phil just rotates the same excuses and it's amazing how his fans are still so fucking retarded as to believe all that bullshit and still put money in his pocket. He's just going to spend his shit on mobile games anyway.

Oh yea i just realised he said he won't be taking his wife out for A NIGHT ON DA TOWN. Because its too hot. Good thing the "toilet handle" broke so he could beg just as hard huh? I also expect some gin tweets throughout the day.

 

[FamicomGorby]

Dave will decide to react to the Chris Chan comprehensive documentary in its entirety. Or at least the down the rabbit hole.

I just want the Dave and Chris Chan crossover to finally happen.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

I think it's pretty clear to me that a lot of his slow days are a result of his viewers watching him just because he's there and out of habit. If he had a job and was streaming 3-4 days a week, or maybe 5-ish days, he would arguably have more to say, make more money because his viewers would actually miss him, and he'd play only relevant games.

Oh he would definitely benefit from a number of changes like that, never been any doubt there. Goes to show how much the world must revolve around him, that he expects his fans to adhere to what works for his idiotic lifestyle.

It's why I'm certain that Phil should've been controlled by his parents this whole time. I really mean that, and not to mock him. The day he turned 21, he took full advantage of being allowed to get drunk, and like everything else he indulged in, refused to let anyone impede that ever again. He simply cannot do moderation, in anything, and doesn't see it when others are right to tell him he needs to stop. You can't do an intervention with him, you straight-up have to legally label him handicapped and not under his own agency. He would never say "Thank you", but it would be the appropriate action nonetheless.

Linda is going to regret letting her only son move across the country to get away from her attempts to save him.

DSP's begging is getting old as fuck.

Every time "engagement" is down, Phil begs for the same shit:

• I have #BigBills coming up.
• I need to take my fat ass wife to eat or else I get the hose again.
• I need money for my day off tomorrow.
• I need to buy food and shit for Jasper, because I guess all he does it eat his weight in cat food.
• I need to pay for things on my day off.
• My bathroom is once again broken somehow. Imagine that!?

Phil just rotates the same excuses and it's amazing how his fans are still so fucking retarded as to believe all that bullshit and still put money in his pocket. He's just going to spend his shit on mobile games anyway.

I just can't get over how he acts as if his chances to stock up on things are hard to come by. Every week of the year, without fail, no matter how tight money supposedly is, he has his routine, which isn't even necessary because he has a wife who can do things while he's streaming. We know now that Kat is around, but that just makes it worse because his narrative makes her a lazy incompetent shut-in. Nothing else explains why his day off per week must be taken up by him doing all kinds of shopping that itself doesn't make sense for two people and a cat. Not even with how fat his wife is. She's like that because he feeds her shitty food all the time, and she just eats it.

Personally, I don't think Phil goes out and shops every week. I think he sounds like such a broken nonsensical record because he is scared to risk branching out and adjusting the lie routine. There is a reason we have that clip of him getting so salty over our talk of him spending most of his time drinking, ordering DoorDash, and playing Champions. We nailed it harder than we know.

 

[Count Cumia]

When some whales leave, it always seems like another one just fills the role.

The realistic ending will either be 1) Health related, which is obviously a concern with Phil or 2) Platforms gradually tell Phil to fuck off until it finally reaches a breaking point, similar to what Wings is going through now. Neither of which will probably be fulfilling to those of us craving that true comeuppance Phil deserves.

Phil also has the issue that he is still kind of riding the wave from his twitch years. He had so much discoverability on twitch with the fact no matter what game he played he would be somewhere near the top of the list for the game's category. On youtube he gets none of that benefit and any who do find him have to deal with his weird noob unfriendly way he does stuff and the 24 hour wait time. Once he starts losing major whales (it is hard to expect they will all stick around the rest of his streaming career) it will be harder and harder to replace them.

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

A bit off topic, but considering the amount of Wings trolls in here saying they're going to move onto DSP recently it seems more relevant.

It appears that they got Wings banned off twitch again:

WingsOfRedemption - Twitch

Hanging Out

www.twitch.tv

I have been pretty vocal in my support of "messing with Phil", but I am not sure this is the kind of justice I want for him. I am not sure what Wings did. I know some of his greatest hits like "yeah the age of consent should be 12" but it seems like he's not that bad, especially compared to other lolcows.

I'll say this now: I want Phil to get what's coming to him. Karma. Justice for all the scams and all the times he took advantage of tards. He cries poor and begs in order to fuel his gambling and alcoholism? Then that's what I want to see him lose the most. I don't care if he lives in a nice home, in a gated community owning every single gaming console under the sun and jerking off to "gaymer" statues all day, stream on. Guess what? DSP probably doesn't give much of a shit about that either. He just wants to get plastered, stroke his ego and gamble some money. I feel the same way about him streaming. There is no point in taking that away from him. Take away his monetisation instead. Besides, what's the point of causing a DSP mental breakdown if you can't see it?

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

I have been pretty vocal in my support of "messing with Phil", but I am not sure this is the kind of justice I want for him. I am not sure what Wings did. I know some of his greatest hits like "yeah the age of consent should be 12" but it seems like he's not that bad, especially compared to other lolcows.

I'll say this now: I want Phil to get what's coming to him. Karma. Justice for all the scams and all the times he took advantage of tards. He cries poor and begs in order to fuel his gambling and alcoholism? Then that's what I want to see him lose the most. I don't care if he lives in a nice home, in a gated community owning every single gaming console under the sun and jerking off to "gaymer" statues all day, stream on. Guess what? DSP probably doesn't give much of a shit about that either. He just wants to get plastered, stroke his ego and gamble some money. I feel the same way about him streaming. There is no point in taking that away from him. Take away his monetisation instead. Besides, what's the point of causing a DSP mental breakdown if you can't see it?

Anyone bringing DSP down besides DSP himself will only make a martyr out of him and validate every delusional opinion he has about why he's struggling.

It'd be pretty funny though.

 

[The One And Only SALTE]

I don't understand "Feasting with the Pig". Why is it called that? The idea isn't for his fans to join, they don't order some fried chicken and eat it while their gout lord fails at devouring his. He's trying something and people just watch, so it's "DSP Tries It", but he refuses to call it that for absolutely no fucking reason.

Then again, this is the imbecile who renamed his pre-stream as a "podcast" instead of actually acknowledge that his pre-streams were idiotically long. Wants feedback? No, wants feeding.

What's funny isn't even what EvilAJ did, it's how incredibly disruptive such a tiny thing is to Phil, because he's too stupid and lazy to be prepared, despite having plenty of reason to expect life to fuck with him.

For someone who has spent over a decade painting themselves as a perpetual victim, Phil sure isn't very fearful about further victimization.

Tevin made fun of him during the John and Howard event and how he handles his "feasting" segments, and how he thinks he's the progenitor of the mukbang (which is specifically a Korean thing that spread.)

Most live eating stuff, the people would eat the food while talking about their day and have a chat with their viewers. It's basically like sitting at a dinner table with a bunch of people and shooting the shit. Phil treats the "feasting" like he's an acclaimed food critic and doesn't talk about anything other than what he's eating. As pointed out, more than likely he and his wife sit in silence whenever they go out to eat. The fuck do they have to talk about?

Wait are superhound and supercrzy two different people?

Hound is a copyright abuser. Crzy is some black dude who yells at Phil a bit and even more at the people who give him money. Seems to have a huge hateboner for OIC as well.

Personally, I don't think Phil goes out and shops every week. I think he sounds like such a broken nonsensical record because he is scared to risk branching out and adjusting the lie routine. There is a reason we have that clip of him getting so salty over our talk of him spending most of his time drinking, ordering DoorDash, and playing Champions. We nailed it harder than we know.

He either window shops or buys more useless shit only he can enjoy. He basically revealed that Kat will stay at home when he goes out so they don't even do that together. I don't understand how he even can fathom his marriage is fulfilling when he doesn't even talk to the bitch.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Expectations:

Reality:

 

[00R-Gundam]

I dont know if this goes on this thread, but ill post it here.

Considering that dsp has declared bankruptcy already and his "10 year plan" basically amounts to declare bankruptcy again when able. My question is this:

If he declares bankruptcy again, wont he be penalized in a way or be in a disadvantage because he already declared it beforehand?

 

[Negative Toxic Loser]

He needs to do Scarface.

Scarface is the only TIHYDP I've ever watched as I love the IP and the game... I will never watch another.

I cannot even begin to rationalize how bad he is at the simplest shit in the game.

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

Hates drama. Instantly tries to start shit with someone the moment he doesn't get his way.

 

[Paladin Derich]

>phil has day off
>run errands
>eat at restaurant
>go home
I find it hard to believe that kat doesn't get sick of this every week.

 

[Piece of Peace]

I dont know if this goes on this thread, but ill post it here.

Considering that dsp has declared bankruptcy already and his "10 year plan" basically amounts to declare bankruptcy again when able. My question is this:

If he declares bankruptcy again, wont he be penalized in a way or be in a disadvantage because he already declared it beforehand?

I don't know personally but I'd hope that he would be under more scrutiny the second time around. The thing is though that the revolving consumer debt that he was inundated with was effectively cleared, so for him to file for Chapter 7 bankruptcy again he would presumably need to open a bunch of new credit cards and spend spend spend.

 

[Count Cumia]

I don't know personally but I'd hope that he would be under more scrutiny the second time around. The thing is though that the revolving consumer debt that he was inundated with was effectively cleared, so for him to file for Chapter 7 bankruptcy again he would presumably need to open a bunch of new credit cards and spend spend spend.

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[actually]

>phil has day off
>run errands
>eat at restaurant
>go home
I find it hard to believe that kat doesn't get sick of this every week.

Probably does, but is she going to do better? The only time she had to be worried was when Phil lost his Twitch partnership. But the dents immediately more than covered for that, so she doesn't care too much.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

So I guess Twitter has a new feature?

Over/under how many hours before DSP's first beg-tweet for SuperFollowers?

 

[Bigbadyeet]

I have been pretty vocal in my support of "messing with Phil", but I am not sure this is the kind of justice I want for him. I am not sure what Wings did. I know some of his greatest hits like "yeah the age of consent should be 12" but it seems like he's not that bad, especially compared to other lolcows.

I'll say this now: I want Phil to get what's coming to him. Karma. Justice for all the scams and all the times he took advantage of tards. He cries poor and begs in order to fuel his gambling and alcoholism? Then that's what I want to see him lose the most. I don't care if he lives in a nice home, in a gated community owning every single gaming console under the sun and jerking off to "gaymer" statues all day, stream on. Guess what? DSP probably doesn't give much of a shit about that either. He just wants to get plastered, stroke his ego and gamble some money. I feel the same way about him streaming. There is no point in taking that away from him. Take away his monetisation instead. Besides, what's the point of causing a DSP mental breakdown if you can't see it?

I don't even know how they did it this time, I'm pretty sure he only got unbanned a couple days ago so whatever suspension he had was lifted, I was in the stream literally 2 minutes and saw that he was getting a good few donations through a new service (they got him banned from stream elements) and some on them were just different ways to say nigger.

Then the stream just ends and he's gone, I am not sure whatever they're doing to him would work on Phil because he has everything locked down North Korea style.

The problem with Wings trolls is they have gone and ruined every avenue of monetisation for him, no Youtube, stream elements, twitch, got him fired from doordash etc. so he's kinda genuinely fucked. If he gets another real job they will probably find out and fuck with that too.

Phil technically deserves to be demonitised for all the shit he's done on Youtube against TOS, and I wouldn't be against Phil getting his karma as he is a significantly worse human being , but at the same time we still need somewhere for him to go to get the milk.

I just noticed the late stickers on the previous post so maybe it wasn't clear, Wings was re-banned 5 min before that post, it's not the same ban he got before.

 

[antinew]

Phil can file for another bankruptcy in like 2 years if it's a Chapter 13 bankruptcy (the payment plan type). If things get really bad I can see him doing this to renegotiate things like his car payment and other debts.

 

[Lord_Point]

I don't know personally but I'd hope that he would be under more scrutiny the second time around. The thing is though that the revolving consumer debt that he was inundated with was effectively cleared, so for him to file for Chapter 7 bankruptcy again he would presumably need to open a bunch of new credit cards and spend spend spend.

DSP already got away with murdering his best black friend T in cold blood for his street fighter figures, I doubt Johnny law is going to start paying attention now.