Off-Topic Troon sightings in the wild

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Blasted Heath said:
He asked the poor girl next to him if he could sit there. Like bro, you already sat down, you know damn well she's not gonna break social norms and say no! She looked so uncomfortable. And of  course he made sure to make a show of putting his things away in his purse.
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He probably had a tampon in there he wanted her to see.

keyboredsm4shthe2nd said:
He wants to rape you.
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I'd rather get hit by the train. At least if I'm splattered on the tracks I won't have to use his pronouns in court.
 
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shinkansen said:
I saw a masked MTF at a grocery store a couple days ago. Skinny dude with no muscle, pixie haircut, wearing a fancy black slit dress, but the icing on top was that he was also wearing men's running shoes. It stuck out like sore thumb.

When I spot a MTF troon in public, there is always a flaw with their outfit or they wear something sexually skimpy and inappropriate.
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I see an astounding number of them wearing crop tops. Even attractive young women don't wear them at the rate troons do, and certainly it's rare to see a dumpy or hairy older woman wearing one. But dumpy hairy troons- that's who they're making the 4xl crop tops for.

There are a million other feminine fashions that don't show off your hairy male beer gut, why choose the one that showcases it front and center?
Excuzzi said:
Doubt.
I expect he hangs around stations at off-peak times waiting for any lone women. If he remembered me at all he probably thought I was too much of a NPC to recognise him in a skirt and that's what gave him the confidence to try...whatever again.
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Long before troonery was trendy there was this disgusting elderly MTF who was always riding the bus line I took to work. He wore hookerwear that showed his hairy thighs and saggy old man chest. He would always sidle up to women and trap them in the inside seat on the bus and then close-talk at them with what I imagine must have been sour beer breath all the way to his destination. Later he took to "accidentally" pissing on the seat cushions. I talked to a bus driver about him once which is how I learned this little fact. Bus driver was about ready to commit a hate crime.
 
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I upset a troon and got punched in the back of the head. At work last night, got called to come look at a "lady" who had overdosed, wasn't responding to Narcan, and very acidotic. I am immediately confronted by a troon that makes Jessica Yaniv look like a beauty. Spanish, chest hairs, 5 o'clock, but he's got those hormonally induced breasts.

The troon was pos for opiates (duh) and crack, and he came up swinging. His doc gave him goodnight meds, the big boy does of 4 mg Versed and 5 Haldol. Troon is fine and really just needs detox.

Troon won't let the nurse get his labs and has pulled his line, and I used to be an EMT so I'm pretty good at IVs and have the time. He screams about a man touching him and I get tired of using kid gloves and stick him while he screams and writhes and tell him it's going to be fine and he's safe or whatever dumb thing I said.

He starts screaming at the nurse to give him food, and then begins manically lurching after her, screaming and swatting. The nurse is visibly pregnant and her back is to the wall, so I step between them. Troon gets tackled to the ground by our awesome security team.

Troon now stops harassing the actual woman and is now convinced I am the personal cause of his issues. This dude sees me sitting for a few seconds and punched me in the back of the head. Thank God I wasn't a woman or he would kill me.
 
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LonesomeDud said:
I upset a troon and got punched in the back of the head. At work last night, got called to come look at a "lady" who had overdosed, wasn't responding to Narcan, and very acidotic. I am immediately confronted by a troon that makes Jessica Yaniv look like a beauty. Spanish, chest hairs, 5 o'clock, but he's got those hormonally induced breasts.

The troon was pos for opiates (duh) and crack, and he came up swinging. His doc gave him goodnight meds, the big boy does of 4 mg Versed and 5 Haldol. Troon is fine and really just needs detox.

Troon won't let the nurse get his labs and has pulled his line, and I used to be an EMT so I'm pretty good at IVs and have the time. He screams about a man touching him and I get tired of using kid gloves and stick him while he screams and writhes and tell him it's going to be fine and he's safe or whatever dumb thing I said.

He starts screaming at the nurse to give him food, and then begins manically lurching after her, screaming and swatting. The nurse is visibly pregnant and her back is to the wall, so I step between them. Troon gets tackled to the ground by our awesome security team.

Troon now stops harassing the actual woman and is now convinced I am the personal cause of his issues. This dude sees me sitting for a few seconds and punched me in the back of the head. Thank God I wasn't a woman or he would kill me.
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Hopefully either she or you don't get fired after a complaint!
 
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Kickster said:
People out there actively mad they saw a man in a skirt cross the road half a mile away acting like they are the normal ones
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No one is mad if a man wants to live his life pretending to be a woman. No one is saying "I saw a normal person being normal and they were a troon so it was weird!!!"

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Hopefully either she or you don't get fired after a complaint!
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I hope not! I don't think this person could for a sensible complaint. He's in the hospital every other week.
 
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At a bank, wearing pink shoes & a pink rag as a dress.

Kinda looked like Chris chan but that could've been because i didn't look directly for obvious reasons
 
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Kickster said:
That's at least 80% of the thread
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That isn't fair to troons, but you can't control the actions of others. You can only lead by example. Trying to shame Kiwis won't help.

Troons, at least where I live, are a protected class. I'm going to help a person whether they're a troon or not if they need help, but I also am going to address and laugh at their problems. Some are lovely people, but most of the ones I meet are crack-smoking public nuisances.
 
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I regularly see one on the train. Black, tall (5'10+), usually wears brightly-colored spandex unitards. Obvious wig. Still - most people on the train mind their own business, this guy included.

I saw another one on the train a few weeks back and it actually made me a bit sad; this frail-looking, tall white MTF wearing a plaid jumper and collared shirt got on the train, followed by a dozen or so black kids who were jumping up and down and harassing them. I don't like seeing anyone be harassed in public, so it made me feel a bit sad for the poor guy. That said, one of the black kids yelled something that kind of made me laugh: "I think that lady's got something extra!"

Thinking about it, I think I've maybe seen four actual transsexuals in my life. Crazy, huh - based on the internet, you'd think you couldn't walk to the store without tripping over half a dozen people-of-pronouns!
 
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Kickster said:
That's at least 80% of the thread
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You're signed up for a site that includes making fun of visibly mentally ill freaks as its mission statement. Most of us are past this modern polite lie pretending clown-dressed skinwalkers leering at people are "just guys in skirts living their lives".
 
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Doctor Livesey said:
Thinking about it, I think I've maybe seen four actual transsexuals in my life. Crazy, huh - based on the internet, you'd think you couldn't walk to the store without tripping over half a dozen people-of-pronouns!
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You're more likely to see them openly crossdress if they're in a store or an area that is more leaning towards their politics. Go into a store like a natural grocer and you'll find the neighborhood loons.

Most notable one myself was a man who was working at a Sonic who mid-day comes out wearing a truly obscene amount of make-up with exceptional levels of detail. BRIGHT pink lips that transitioned to a lighter shade near the corners of his mouth, same deal with his eyeshadow. Genuine immaculate levels of make-up work. Just basic ass side-fade hair with a very thumb-headed man face.

I wish I had the gall to take a picture of him but there's no subtle or non-confrontational way to just go 'Hey freakshow lemme take a picture to mock later'. Also he had my food in his hands and that's asking for some spit or for it to get tossed to the ground. What confused me is why he'd be in all this make-up while delivering food to vehicles before returning to the grease-soaked air of a fast food joint kitchen.
 
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Doctor Livesey said:
I regularly see one on the train. Black, tall (5'10+), usually wears brightly-colored spandex unitards. Obvious wig. Still - most people on the train mind their own business, this guy included.

I saw another one on the train a few weeks back and it actually made me a bit sad; this frail-looking, tall white MTF wearing a plaid jumper and collared shirt got on the train, followed by a dozen or so black kids who were jumping up and down and harassing them. I don't like seeing anyone be harassed in public, so it made me feel a bit sad for the poor guy. That said, one of the black kids yelled something that kind of made me laugh: "I think that lady's got something extra!"

Thinking about it, I think I've maybe seen four actual transsexuals in my life. Crazy, huh - based on the internet, you'd think you couldn't walk to the store without tripping over half a dozen people-of-pronouns!
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Agarathium1066 said:
You're more likely to see them openly crossdress if they're in a store or an area that is more leaning towards their politics. Go into a store like a natural grocer and you'll find the neighborhood loons.
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Funny, one of the few times I've seen one was while I was in a car that was going through a fairly upscale part of town - y'know, nearby university, crappy health food stores, those hideous vinyl-sided apartments - that sort of place. My brother spotted them and went "is that a...?" and I glanced over, guffawed at what they had on (long red dress, black high-heeled boots), and said "yyyyyep."
 
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