Makes six figures, something he didn't accomplish at that job, but still can't manage to enjoy it, either publicly or privately. I've seen a lot of childish displays of "I made it anyways, fuckers!" in my time, but Phil doesn't even have the cajones to indulge in it himself, despite being THE guy to do that.
Phil is so egotistical he can't even admit to HIMSELF that there is any such thing as a purchase wasted. I'll bet he has never sold anything in his entire life. Ever. Things only leave his possession by being thrown away or taken.
King of Pettiness strikes again with a title so petty. You know he was feeling very proud and smug about himself when he typed that out as he sipped on his gin, seltzer, and cherry juice cocktail.
So while he was being a complete clown behind a camera, he was also spending all his time shitting on everyone around him claiming to be the "only real fucker around". And again, he's trying to paint this "I've totally changed, dood" narrative but when he tried to guilt robonwheels back he claimed he hadn't.
Orrrr... just watch it on his PC where he doesn't need it reuploaded to YT at all. He loves adding steps he doesn't need to his "job" for the fuck of it.
Instead he spent all that time trying to convince everyone that it was the real him on camera.
He's lucky he did that before the era of witchhunting anyone who makes a slightly insensitive joke. That and tanked his career to remain irrelevant.
Love that he holds them in such esteem that he has them framed and took time to properly clean them but had left them in the closet to collect dust and rot instead of having them hung up, like he used to do. The last physical symbols of success in his life just tossed into a closet that if the wheelchairs did as he begs of them he would have left them there forever while he clings to a ranking that literally does not matter to anyone for a sense of identity.
I would feel smart for posting this but our boy DSP is easier to read than a Dr. Seuss book.
If I was AJ and really wanted to fuck with Phil, I would have taken down the video the day before, edit in a big fat NSFW cock halfway through (one that you can't miss), place it throughout the video, reupload it, and watch the magic happen.
He bought a painting because it was made by a chick who uses her tits to paint. He just throws money at stupid shit and then it disappears in a closet or room somewhere.
Exactly what I was thinking DSP spending money on something he enjoys is not a win for "detractors" but for some reason this is something they've fooled themselves to believe
Funny thing is, it IS an accomplishment for the likes of him, and he values his 13 year legacy and $100k Champions account instead.
Both are full of life lessons, too. Seriously, a biography on Phil would HAVE to be titled "This Is How You Don't Live", for posterity as well as hilarity.
Could still do the latter. I would watch that.
NGL, I buy stuff like that too, only I actually appreciate it because even if it might be an impulse buy, I may as well commit to it. I mean, look at my avatar. She ain't there just to annoy Phil.
Especially when you consider the fact that some games aren't(and won't ever be)backward-compatible on the current Xbox's. It's also not surprising he doesn't understand that there are people that are passionate about video games(like how he pretends to be)and want to preserve what they have.
One of the very few things Phil's on the money with, when he says that without him around, they would be nothing and their channels will falter, at that point troll channels have no reason to exist unless it's for the purposes of reminiscing about the trolling glory days or watching old edited detractor content, they'd just lose subs and never show up in the algorithm anymore.
Has he pulled out the CM Punk framed plaque he had up on the wall in CT? That thing was particularly embarrassing for an adult.
Especially for him, since he's obviously sensitive about his love of wrestling.
Except that like you say, many are just fine with the material stopping one day because Phil stroked into a coma. No one who really does YT for a job needs Phil, and besides that, his stubborn ass is never going to quit giving milk until he dies. And he's lying when he acts like it doesn't bother him.
If it was true that Phil had changed afterward, he wouldn't need to say it. Steve O and Mike Tyson don't have to try to convince people of a narrative, like he does. Everyone sees it for themselves.
it's so fucking cluttered. Looking like a manchild hoarder doesn't make you look like more of an epic gurl gaymer.
