Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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This has to be the most amount of featured news to be made within the Farms I have ever seen. Good job Keffals, you've made some lives happier than most.
 
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Subway just down the highway
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Cinnabon and A&W at the mall just south

And a movie theater a couple blocks away for ICEEs

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That’s the Air BnB. It’s him
He has to be doing this shit for attention by now. How hard was it be to keep Uber support off twitter or on a alt so those EVIL Kiwifarms.com users can't gain any info. I wonder how long till his braindead fans notice him milking these EVIL trolls for money and views.
 
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Who's this mod he's been talking to?
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Hey guys, big news - I’ve been in touch with a Kiwi Farms Mod who gave me all the details about the Kiwi’s Troll Ops. I won’t say who they are, even though I could easily name them and I hate the Kiwi Farms, because of reasons.

People on Kiwi Farms call me a faggot crying on Twitter, and make fun of me and my Yu-Gi-Oh anime avatar, because of sexual abuse from their closeted gay fathers just like I experienced as a child. Shitposting has its roots in trauma.
 
He has to be doing this shit for attention by now. How hard was it be to keep Uber support off twitter or on a alt so those EVIL Kiwifarms.com users can't gain any info. I wonder how long till his braindead fans notice him milking these EVIL trolls for money and views.
Probably never for if they had a brain they wouldnt be fans of him.
 
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Who's this mod he's been talking to?
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I don't care what mod he's been talking to, I'm more interested in the fact that he tacitly calls Lucas a pedo in this tweet. If the Kiwi Farmers are trying to get justice for being mega molested why are they fucking with Keffels? If you wanted justice for being robbed wouldn't you go after burglars and carjackers?
 
Probably late with how many pages ago it was discussed, but re: keffals fleeing to europe to escape potential charges on what canuck cops may or may not have found on his hard drives.

He'd have to go further than Europe to get away from it. Maybe eastern europe at a minimum. Europe criminal intelligence work closely with US and canadian criminal intelligence (fbi/whatever the fuck canada's fbi is), have access to each other's databases, etc, so he isn't safe from the investigation/being extradited back to maple syrup land.

Plus if it's drawn porn and not actual minors, he's likely to get in more trouble in Europe for having that kind of material than he would by just staying in Canada. A quick search shows it's outright illegal in Ireland and treated the same as actual CP. Most European countries don't seem to distinguish them.
 
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He has to be doing this shit for attention by now. How hard was it be to keep Uber support off twitter or on a alt so those EVIL Kiwifarms.com users can't gain any info. I wonder how long till his braindead fans notice him milking these EVIL trolls for money and views.
oh i would not be surprised if that was the case. in a way that would be the better outcome opposed to him just being retarded enough to not understand why he keeps getting doxxed while posting pictures that give away his location constantly.

the funniest part about this however is that this site could go down tomorrow and he would just start blaming 4chan or destinys viewers or a rogue group of angry kiwis or whoever else. this is gonna keep happening forever till they have enough money to buy one of those random uninhabited islands that keffals can then make into the country of troonistan
 
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