Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Lolidaki said:
At this point, it doesn't matter "everyone" who dares to go against the troon army is "kiwifarms" to them
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I see Lucas has taken a page out of Ralph's and Glip's book
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lmfao it really was a skiddie group and not him scamming Ubereats.

I just noticed the two ubereats deliveries are four hours apart. He went for curry and a lassi, assuming he was also ordering for a friend, then followed it up with popeyes and three fucking cheesecakes at 3AM. Nigga’s gonna need to squash his stream webcam some more at this rate
 
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oramge cat said:
The food is made, it's been delivered, it can't be returned to the store and resold.
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Domino's kranged one of my recent deliveries and I wrongfully received a pizza with pineapple and Jalapenos, which went right in the dumpster because fuck that shit. I'd rather drink antifreeze.
 
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Cat Bread said:
Indeed, indeed...🤔🤔🤔
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This AirBnB unit being a full single house means that it is probably booked for sizeable stretches of time. It's impossible to determine if someone booked this place for a one month+ chunk (thus ruling OUT this location) or if Lucas (if this is in fact where he is staying) hopped on it as soon as he cancelled his hotel stay (right after the previous visitor checked out) and made a reservation until the 5th of September.

!!! Disregard this speculation, he confirmed HorseGirlSupremacy's find HERE!!!​


Doesn't milk in that quantity come in bags over in Canada? Can any Ontario Kiwis confirm if milk is sold in 4L plastic jugs?

EDIT: From a cursory glance of a London based Walmart (since they have delivery contracts with Uber Eats), there doesn't seem to be any jugs in that size.
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What about Mac’s? They sell jugs of milk but i can’t remember if it’s 3 or 6 liters.
 
Here's Lucas's advice on reducing self harm:
(Link) (https://archive.ph/Doj4s)

Tips for reducing Self Harm

Self harm comes in many forms, whether it be cutting, burning, biting, or scratching. Although it may help alleviate pain in the moment, it’s important to remember than self injuring behaviour can lead to addiction, permanent scarring that can cost thousands of dollars to remove, and may accidentally cause more serious injuries. In my own experience, self harm helped me get through some of the roughest times in my life, but today none of those issues exist, except for the battle scars across my arms that serve as a permanent reminder of those troubled times. If you find yourself having a hard time reducing the amount of self harm you do, there are a few things you can try.

  1. Distraction
Distract yourself. Most people will tell you that the best way to reduce the amount of self harm you do is to find hobbies and other outlets you can use to distract you from the initial feelings that cause you to do it in the first place.

Things like writing stories, poems or journaling can help immensely, but ultimately you should look for any hobby or activity that can help you get it off your mind.

  1. Simulate self harm
Depending on the method of self harm, there are ways to simulate that feeling without causing unnecessary scars.

Ice cubes - they can simulate the feeling of burning. Simply press one against your skin.

Red markers - This can simulate the look of bleeding. If you decide to try this method, ensure the marker you are using is non-toxic and safe for use on human skin.

Rubber bands - Can simulate the feeling of cutting. Take the rubber band and stretch it between your thumb and pinkie finger. Use your index finger and thumb of the opposite hand to snap it against your skin.

  1. Hotlines
Getting in touch with people who are experienced with helping people who struggle with self-harm is definitely not an easy task, especially if it is your first time. Fortunately, many mental health hotlines are knowledgeable about self harm, especially if the hotline is for teens. For a list of hotlines, scroll down to the bottom of the article.

  1. Seeking help
Although self harm is not always indicative of underlying problems, it definitely can be. Mental illness, substance abuse, childhood abuse, and bereavement are the main causes of self-harming behaviour. Seeking professional help may help deal with the underlying issue, making it easier to reduce the amount of self-harm you do.

Hotlines:

Lesbian Gay Bi Trans Youth Line: 1-800-268-9688 Ontario Mental Health Helpline: 1-866-531-2600 Kids Help Phone: 1-800-668-6868
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Bydyonchord said:
Keffals has been a porn addict since very early on (puberty), likely a chronic masturbator with no hygiene or healthy outlets. All the loli, hentai and furry shit (and the zoophilia he indulged in) are directly a consequence of a porn addiction. He was never taught discipline or self control, as you can see by his constant lack of both in the present, this is what allowed the addiction to run wild his entire life and led him down this path of autogynephilia, ephebophilia, insecurity, etc.. He entered the sex industry almost immediately in lieu of a real job, with no drive for work whatsoever he decided to submerge himself into what he already saw every single day: Porn.. Going with a heavily idealized and repulsed attempt that didnt last very long very indicative of the mentality he had going in; a weak-minded drone that only saw porn from the perspective of the heavy consumer and tries to get in thinking its easy and that jerking off to it must feel good therefore it must feel good and easy to create it. Extreme desensitization to pornography (from constant exposure) had keffals willing to sell himself for fart fetishists, foot fetishists, dominatrix fetishists, and probably a lot more that hasnt surfaced. Additionally a lot of grooming victims are porn and internet addicts early on and there are and were countless communities chock full of minors like this not only circlejerking but being motivated by adults, Now where do you think they meet? I feel as though most are led to believe that discord servers and grooming is a newly and rapidly growing phenomenon but its only given that attention because of how popular it is nowadays, but the grooming has obviously gone on in chatrooms and forums since internet went public.

Its very easy to relate all his current and past behavior to this and i think its not talked about enough
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Man what porn does to a mf....
 
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there’s a few Dubliner kiwis here. He won’t be able to keep his location secret for long if that’s where he’s headed.

he can expect to pay minimum 220 EUR/night for a hotel. Airbnb in city center (non shared accommodation) is currently at around 400 EUR/night minimum. If he’s up by Parnell or O’Connell it’s more like 500-1000 EUR.

He’s paying from leaf bucks so that exchange is going to suck.

He is likely not bringing his cat.
“If you are entering Ireland from a non-EU country Ireland you must give advance notice of your intention to bring your pet into Ireland and arrange in advance to have a compliance check carried out on arrival. You must not leave the airport or port before compliance checks are carried out, unless you are coming from an EU country.”

from http://www.pettravel.gov.ie/pets/dogscatsferrets/outsideeu/

Also, lol, most food delivery in Dublin is done by Deliveroo with bike carriers. He’s going to be sad when he sees the prices and the McDonald’s sucks ass in Ireland. They also won’t deliver directly to hotel rooms so he better put up the big euros for Airbnb or VRBO.

edited for typos and apologies for being a feckin’ mobile fag.
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I am telling u guys if he escapes to India he can be a bit safe
Even if he is doxxed like bruh no one gonna do anything. No one would care for him
Plus india is way cheap and you can the get services like you can get in usa, the cash he is rolling, he can easily rent a big house bunglow
 
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Ah yes, the free food is how the trip to Europe got expedited, not the $$$ in grift dollars. Nope. All that money has NOTHING to do with the vacation.

Also lmao what an ungrateful little cunt.

Edit:please make keffals interesting UK into Ralph in Portugal 2.0.
 
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