Saints Row thread

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Skill Up just released his review.
It's exactly what you'd expect.
That “want to come with me to the local orphanage to donate all these excess happy meal toys we shot and killed a bunch of people for?” line made me want to die inside. They really are trying to make the characters out to be 100% innocent that are just “striking back against the unfair world” crap, Christ….
 
Honestly, that looks fake, even if they were trying to be satirical.


“Day One patches“ will still do nothing wholesale if the game itself is unenjoyable and unplayable at the same time.
It is fake. Just like the users piling on a photo of "woke devs" that were cosplayers a world away, this is also fake.

This thread has reddit level information sometimes
 
That “want to come with me to the local orphanage to donate all these excess happy meal toys we shot and killed a bunch of people for?” line made me want to die inside. They really are trying to make the characters out to be 100% innocent that are just “striking back against the unfair world” crap, Christ….
I have a feeling the tonal shift would have been the actual joke in old SR - have the camera slowly pan over the chaos as they talk - rather than terrible attempt.at sincerity.
 
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There's a video that was posted showing off some of the game. Apologies if it was posted already, but I found some pictures from it in a /v/ thread that showcase some of the great writing in case you can't bear to watch all 30 minutes of it.

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Gotta love that poo poo fart humor. Swearing = funny!
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Who wants a "mugmosa" for brunch? Because I guess owning champagne flutes or any other proper glassware other than coffee mugs and Mason jars is considered bougie.
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Capitalism le bad am I right fellow comrades? Btw make sure you buy our game and give money to Deep Silver and the Epic Games Store!
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There's those topical, relatable student loan references. Also is that a pride flag in the background?
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And who could forget about the other pressing issues that really matter to millennials like climate change?
People say "get woke go broke" yet these fucking awful games still get funding year after year. How does that even work? Who is financing this garbage?
 
Welp, as it turns out it wasn't just the final boss that was lifted straight out of 2005, the whole game is like a shitty time capsule.
Except in the ways fans wanted it to be.
I hope the diversity ass pats were worth it.
 
People say "get woke go broke" yet these fucking awful games still get funding year after year. How does that even work? Who is financing this garbage?
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You know, I remember how Saints Row used to have that “GTA clone” stigma attached to it. So they went more wacky with 3 to give it more of its own identity and all that(for better or for worse depending on how you feel)…only for this reb or to take place in a big city surrounded by desert and play as a character trying to pull themselves out of the cheap ass place they live in and make it big.
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Only way to make sure Volution closes and the series stays dead is obvious as it's the only way to get the point across
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Not even worth 1 cent, oh and say what you want about 3 and 4 but despite their flaws THEY TRIED to be something! This is just a soulless, lazy as fuck, cynical attempt at a cash in that somehow make even the worst they made before long less bad because this is beyond trash

It's disgusting to even dare to have the Saints Row name attached to it
 
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There legitimately seems to be a strange phenomenon the past few years where sequels/reboots to established games by established companies have a sequel after a few years longer than usual, only for the game to legitimately feel like it was made by a company that has never touched a game before, or have any knowledge of the previous entries. Andromeda, 76, Saints Row 2022, i'm sure a ton of others I can't remember right now, but it's a very specific thing.

Like you will have a series that is very fleshed out, the game engine works well, there aren't any insane bugs, and then you get a game like Andromeda where it feels like the designers legitimately didn't know how to rig and pose a simple human face. You'll have bugs that will make a Bethesda dev blush. You'll straight up have zero NPCs in your game.

These are growing pains sort of issues that you'd expect and understand with a brand new indie game company trying to make something beyond their talent, but it keeps happening with triple-A game series and companies. Remember that terrible Man Vs Wild game from the early 2010s? The game with button mashing quicktime segments that you didn't actually have to have any input during? The game was made by game design college graduates that never made an actual game before, and those were the sort of issues you'd expect.

It feels like publishers are legitimately hiring newbies with no experience without anything to work on from the past. It's like they weren't allowed to see or play the previous entries in the games, only to have them described to them, and then remade shoddily in Unity. It's just... baffling.
It's no mystery, they hire people based on skin color, sexuality and gender, they don't hire based on talent, the fact that shit is always so glitched out now is the ultimate smoking gun at what's going on here.

After Gamergate there was an industry wide movement to distance themselves from "THOSE type of gamers" and I'm sure there were Stalinist style purges of anyone that wasn't down with the program sufficiently enough, so we get new generations of morons that don't know what they're doing and first and foremost care about pissing people off on purpose than making an actual fun game anyway.

They hate you and they want you to be unhappy, the video game industry is an industry that hates itself and hates it's own audience.
 
What's a bigger flop: GTA: The Trilogy: The Definitive Edition or this reboot?

Open world crime games are dead now with this current political climate. Not even the religious parents dreamt of this.
 
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