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Nu-Shaundi sucked. She was so much better as the high hippy ho-bag.
Granted I've never played SR2 but I had no problem with Nu-Shaundi. She actually came off as fitting right in with Gatt and the Boss as a bad-ass gangster type. When I enountered stoner Shaundi in 4, I was really disappointed. Especially since (from what I've read) her character in 2 amounted to being a damsel in distress type chick who you have to rescue from wife beater stoner Neil Patrick Harris.
 
Granted I've never played SR2 but I had no problem with Nu-Shaundi. She actually came off as fitting right in with Gatt and the Boss as a bad-ass gangster type. When I enountered stoner Shaundi in 4, I was really disappointed. Especially since (from what I've read) her character in 2 amounted to being a damsel in distress type chick who you have to rescue from wife beater stoner Neil Patrick Harris.
Shaundi helped out with the planning and used her skills (being a slut) as a way to get valuable intel on the Saints's enemies.
 
Granted I've never played SR2 but I had no problem with Nu-Shaundi. She actually came off as fitting right in with Gatt and the Boss as a bad-ass gangster type. When I enountered stoner Shaundi in 4, I was really disappointed. Especially since (from what I've read) her character in 2 amounted to being a damsel in distress type chick who you have to rescue from wife beater stoner Neil Patrick Harris.
WTF no, Shaundi was arguably more useful than Pierce in Saints Row 2 and had connections with basically everyone in Stilwater (mainly because she fucked everyone in the city but still), which gave the Saints a lot of leverage. She also hacked into the city's traffic light cameras, which helped wipe out the leader of the Sons of Samedi. If anything, Saints Row The Third's Shaundi was more useless, given that all she did in that game was seethe at everyone over Johnny Gat being dead (despite both of them barely interacting in SR2) and then get kidnapped twice by STAG.
 
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The map is extremely fucking tiny
maybe faggotry.
it's funny seeing that kevin's VA tries really hard to sound like GAT's VA.
They should have gotten Lewis Tan tbh lol.
 
Granted I've never played SR2 but I had no problem with Nu-Shaundi. She actually came off as fitting right in with Gatt and the Boss as a bad-ass gangster type. When I enountered stoner Shaundi in 4, I was really disappointed. Especially since (from what I've read) her character in 2 amounted to being a damsel in distress type chick who you have to rescue from wife beater stoner Neil Patrick Harris.
She was still a damsel-in-distress, being kidnapped and rescued twice in 3.
 
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The map is extremely fucking tiny
Called it.

There's no reason for this game to exist. It can't keep up with its contemporaries, competitors, or even ITSELF.

Want a desert open world? Play Red Faction or Red Dead Redemption.
Want a goofy open world? Play Sunset Overdrive or Saints Row 3/4.
Want a topical open world? Play Mafia 3 or Watch Dogs.
Want busted gameplay or physics? Play Postal 2 or Goat Simulator.
Want a "woke" but competent open world? Play Watch Dogs 2.
Want a co-op open world? Play Borderlands or Far Cry.

When UBISOFT makes open worlds better than you, you sincerely fucked up.
 
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The Drop – KXBPM 95.7​

  • “All The Time” (Foamek Remix) – NYIKO
  • “Bawdy” (ft. Big Freedia) – Dillon Francis
  • “Controller” (Walker & Royce Remix) – Channel Tres
  • “DFR” – Dillon Francis
  • “GO OFF” – Dillon Francis
  • “My High” – Disclosure feat. slowthai
  • “Rat” – XLAB, Said, MYKKA, Dabow
  • “Salsabahton” – Dillon Francis
  • “STREETS” – Murci
  • “Swoopin” – Baauer, RL Grime
  • “Take Control” – Dirty Audio
  • “Trifecta” (We Came To Party) – Sliink, TWRK & DJ Green Lantern
  • “Unconditional” (Sidekick Remix) – Dillon Francis & 220 Kid
  • “What You Like” – Curbi

Outrun – KFADR 101.1​

  • “1983” – Firsthand Flow
  • “Arcade Dreams” – Emerald Ice
  • “Assault” – Emerald Ice
  • “Blurred Lights” – Nimble
  • “Bootloader” – Blue Martian
  • “Feel So Wavy” – Lawnmower Daze
  • “Grand Theft Audio” – DJ Mellow Yellow
  • “Laser Dreams” – Hatrack Moose
  • “Low Gravity Judo” – Red Skies
  • “Megaupload” – DJ KBM
  • “Night Driver” – Infrared
  • “Nighthawk” – Glastonbury Rants
  • “Redshift” – Tree Frogs
  • “Time Runner” – DJ KBM
  • “Yakuza” – Retoro

Dos Ochos – KFSTA 88.7​

  • “Colas, Colas” – Pescadores de Alvarado
  • “Cumbia Del Rey” – Los Botecitos
  • “Feliz” – Videl Miranda y Su Orquesta
  • “Huapango Enmotado” – Zacarías Beltrán
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  • “Jarabe Tapatio” – Los Principes de Jalisco
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  • “Mariachi de Amigos” – Los Guitarrón Guapos
  • “Mascara del Diablo” – Mariachi Los Demonios
  • “Muneca De Jalisco” – Valentin Valentino
  • “Sangre Sinaloense” – Los Chachalacas
  • “Te Tengo a Ti” – Arturo Torres
  • “Tres Tiros” – Los Desperados de la Tuba

Route Overdrive – KFVZZ 103.3​

  • “Bet My Brains” – Starcrawler
  • “Broken Boy” (feat. Iggy Pop) – Cage the Elephant
  • “Buck” – DEAR-GOD
  • “Cruisin’ The Night” – Warm Drag
  • “Fairlady” – skeemers
  • “Floating Features” – La Luz
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  • “I’m Still Here” – Modest Mouse
  • “Model Village” – IDLES
  • “People” – The 1975
  • “Raw” – White Reaper
  • “Taste” – Ty Segall
  • “Without You” – The Creation Factory

The Cipher – KJMMZ 99.8​

  • “Ain’t 2 Proud 2 Beg” – TLC
  • “Ante Up” (Robbin Hoodz Theory) – M.O.P.
  • “Feel Me Flow” – Naughty By Nature
  • “I Left My Wallet in El Segundo” – A Tribe Called Quest
  • “Microphone Fiend” – Eric B. & Rakim
  • “Party Up” – DMX
  • “Runnin'” – The Pharcyde
  • “Slam” – Onyx
  • “Sound of Da Police” – KRS-One
  • “Tres Delinquentes” – Delinquent Habits
  • “Woo Hah!! Got You All in Check” – Busta Rhymes

Santo Public Radio – KSIPR 90.5​

  • “Concerto for 2 Trumpets, 1st Mvt” – Antonio Vivaldi
  • “L’Ariesienne Suite No2 4th Mvt” – Georges Bizet
  • “Lakme, Act I, Flower Duet” – Léo Delibes
  • “Funeral March of a Marionette” – Charles Gounod
  • “Bagatelle in A-min, Fur Elise” – Ludwig van Beethoven
  • “Suite No1 for Orchestra, Gavotte” – Johann Sebastian Bach
  • “Hungarian Dances, No6 in D-flat maj” – Johannes Brahms
  • “Il Travatore, Act II” – Giuseppe Verdi
  • “The Merry Wives of Windsor” – Otto Nicolai
  • “Nocturne in Eb” – Frédéric Chopin
  • “Piano Concerto No1” – Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky
  • “String Quartet No1 in Amaj” – Alexander Borodin
  • “Symphony No40 in Gmin” – Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
  • “Concerto for Violin in E-Min Mvt.5” – Felix Medelssohn
  • “Water Music, Alla Hornpipe” – George Handel

Tumbleweed Radio – KWPKE 93.3​

  • “Born to Be a Cowboy” – Ropin’ Roy Peters
  • “Campfire” – Palomino Peter
  • “In the Shadow of the Valley” – The Blue Roan Brothers
  • “Revolver” – Pablo Cortina
  • “Ride Stallion Ride” – Dusty Hickok
  • “Your Lyin Eyes” – The Crockett Boys
  • “The Dribbling Smile” – The Tumbleweed Twins
  • “The Long Road” – The Okayest Corral
  • “Making Eyes” – Harvey Bronco
  • “9 Train” – Steam Wagon Wilson
  • “The Old Engine Driver” – Saloon Kate
  • “Pound Another Nail” – Johnny Buckskin
  • “Red Rock Canyon” – The Campfire Strummers
  • “Run” – The Black Hat Outlaw
  • “Squatting Journey” – Peppermint Cow Patty

Flex – SM1​

  • “BALD! REMIX” – JPEGMAFIA ft. Denzel Curry
  • “BANG!” – Trippie Redd
  • “blackout.” – grouptherapy.
  • “Calm Down” – Lunice, Miko
  • “Crooked Smile” – Lecx Stacy
  • “Down Bad” – Dreamville ft JID, Bas, J Cole, Eartgang, Young Nudy
  • “Future Power Sources” – Marlowe
  • “Harley Quinn” – Princess Nokia
  • “ICE” – Courtney Bell
  • “Killing” – Diablo, ELIOZE, Shakewell, Terror Reid
  • “Miss the Rage” – Trippie Redd ft Playboi Carty
  • “Own It” – Rico Nasty

El Latido – SM3​

  • “Boleta” – DJ Baba The Raptor x D Duran
  • “Botellas CLEAN” – Breykon (ft Chimbala)
  • “Brillo” – Niña Dioz
  • “Con Altura” – ROSALIA, J Balvin, El Guincho
  • “Da Da Da” – Princess Akaina
  • “En La Mar” (feat. MC Peligro) – El Dusty
  • “Go Bananas” – Don Elektron x TT THE ARTIST
  • “Hazmelo Otra Vez” – Bea Pelea
  • “Mariposa” – Isabella Lovestory
  • “Mi Poni ft. Zuzuka Poderosa” – Captain Planet
  • “PAM” – Justin Quiles, Daddy Yankee & El Alfa
  • “Pem Pem” – Elettra Lamborghini
  • “Rebosando” (feat. Chico Mann) – Captain Planet
  • “Rebota” – Guaynaa
  • “Todo Lo Mejor” – Mi$$il, Chico Sonido, Paul Marmota

Nuclear Blast – SM4​

  • “Betrayer” – Insidious Disease
  • “Bleed” – Meshuggah
  • “Cloud Connected” – In Flames
  • “Deconstructing Self-Destruction” – Killer Be Killed
  • “Empire of the Blind” – Heathen
  • “Repentless” – Slayer
  • “Stormcrow” – Benediction
  • “Underneath the Scars” – Kataklysm
  • “Weight of the False Self” – Hatebreed
  • “Worship Decay” – Sylosis
  • “Zombie Apocalypse” – Accept
About 3 good songs, all on one station for your convenience!

Not even one of the great La Luz songs! YOU DISAPPEAR AND CICADA WERE RIGHT THERE! HEY PAPI TOO!
 
So, wait, did the game come out? Honestly I completely fucking missed it, there is just no buzz at all.....

Calling it volition closes in 6 months.
It comes out tomorrow, review embargos got lifted today

Soundtrack said:
  • “Grand Theft Audio” – DJ Mellow Yellow
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