Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Stinkyboy]

Missing ramen makes me think he’s been put on a low sodium diet for whatever reason.
Having dietary restrictions like that at his age are not a good sign.

 

[VoidFace]

Missing ramen makes me think he’s been put on a low sodium diet for whatever reason.
Having dietary restrictions like that at his age are not a good sign.

It’s likely a blood pressure issue. I mean…look at him and his life. There is no way he doesn’t have high blood pressure.

 

[wenttobermuda]

I honestly think he's all done being a cow now. I don't mean that he has seen the light or grown up, I mean he has just run out of steam for good this time.

Lucas hasn't done anything interesting or amusing in a while. But the ride never ends, and cows never learn.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Lucas has gone quiet about his so called "job search". He had to get that all important resume and was working with an employment specialist and all. He went to one interview and claimed it went plenty good. Now we are not hearing about the job. Still no word on his diabetic shoes and his new glasses. So many unanswered questions of his antics and his recent hospital stay. Any catfish in the pond now?

Lucas is just e-begging for food lately.

I think Lucas is in this mental state of limbo where he's finally realized his health is shit and not only is having a kid unrealistic, he may be truly physically disabled for good soon. So, part of Lucas wants a job because he sees it's the only possible way he could get zoomer puss puss while he can still walk, but he obviously doesn't want to because deep down he knows how flawed he is, and he's a fat lazy faggot with little financial incentive to work, plus his e-begging for food is working somewhat so why change.

 

[Da Dude123]

Now the mooo cow is begging for money to buy corn on the cob. The cow who talks of the wealth of his parents and says he will bring the baby zooms out to the five star restaurants of Spokane. Well, now he can't even afford to get himself corn on the cob. How pathetic! Take a look, Gen Z baes, check out this poor bovine!

 

[A whole lotta nope]

Now the mooo cow is begging for money to buy corn on the cob. The cow who talks of the wealth of his parents and says he will bring the baby zooms out to the five star restaurants of Spokane. Well, now he can't even afford to get himself corn on the cob. How pathetic! Take a look, Gen Z baes, check out this poor bovine!

That's just pathetic. Corn on the cob is cheap as hell. Where I live you can get like 4 or 5 ears for a little more than a dollar. Also, the government provides food/money for him, but this fat ass either used up all his food stamps or can't budget his money (or both).

plus his e-begging for food is working somewhat so why change.

People are ignorant suckers if they're giving him anything. This lazy sack of farts doesn't need any extra food. Like I said, he's provided for. It's his damn problem if he can't figure out how to make things last for a month.

But you know, he's plenty good and all the hot young women should be falling all over him

 

[Twrx]

Shows just how greedy, self centered and selfish he is. Doesn't think about third order effects, because his bullshit e-begging makes things very difficult for people that actually need help. Instead of appreciating what he has, he sticks his hand out and demands more.

 

[Stinkyboy]

It’s prime harvest time for corn. I know he’s not in a region typically known for growing corn, but I guarantee there’s a glut of it at whatever food bank or soup kitchens are in the area.
I can get a half bushel (~35lbs unshucked) for like $8 right now.

 

[WonderWino]

It’s prime harvest time for corn. I know he’s not in a region typically known for growing corn, but I guarantee there’s a glut of it at whatever food bank or soup kitchens are in the area.
I can get a half bushel (~35lbs unshucked) for like $8 right now.

I can just see lucas getting sent that much corn by some ween, microwaving it with cheese, pepper and mayo and then sitting on the sidewalk surrounded by corn stuffing his face like a literal pig and then leaving piles of corn cobs, husks and puddles of butter all over the road and sidewalk. and what he doesn't stuff into himself either gets left on the street to rot or he puts it into a plastic bag, waddles over to the nearest alley and puts a bag of uneaten and half eaten cobs of corn next to some sleeping hobo, recording himself talking about how nice and generous he is for doing so and trying to use it to bait zoomers into dating him

 

[Twrx]

I can just see lucas getting sent that much corn by some ween, microwaving it with cheese, pepper and mayo and then sitting on the sidewalk surrounded by corn stuffing his face like a literal pig and then leaving piles of corn cobs, husks and puddles of butter all over the road and sidewalk. and what he doesn't stuff into himself either gets left on the street to rot or he puts it into a plastic bag, waddles over to the nearest alley and puts a bag of uneaten and half eaten cobs of corn next to some sleeping hobo, recording himself talking about how nice and generous he is for doing so and trying to use it to bait zoomers into dating him

"I'm so generous, caring and loving". Immediately followed by some full blown screaming temper tantrum. It's concerning how common adult temper tantrums are.

 

[Trainwreck]

If by some chance Lucas gets the corn on the cob, he will eat it raw just like that zucchini from last summer.

I'm a little pissed off he hasn't given a job status update. I know a teenager who got their first job recently. Applied and was hired the next day. Zero skills, but the desire to work. Then there is Lucas who has zero skills and zero desire to work, but just likes to talk about it to try and impress people? We all know god damn well that fat faggot will never actually get a job.

 

[Seizure Salad]

I really can't imagine what kind of workplace would ever be so desperate as to hire somebody like Lucas. I'm sure there's some out there that would, but he's got to be the last desperate choice in any scenario. I'd rather hire some teenager with no work history than him. Hell I'd rather hire an undocumented immigrant than him.

 

[Poop Shoot]

It’s prime harvest time for corn. I know he’s not in a region typically known for growing corn, but I guarantee there’s a glut of it at whatever food bank or soup kitchens are in the area.
I can get a half bushel (~35lbs unshucked) for like $8 right now.

Washington grows an insane amount of sweet corn. I haven’t been there in a while but I remember acres and acres of rural farmland outside the cities.

PS Walter has a new stream on YouTube about Lucas, be sure to check it out!

 

[WonderWino]

Washington grows an insane amount of sweet corn. I haven’t been there in a while but I remember acres and acres of rural farmland outside the cities.

and lucas being lucas would stuff himself with as many cobs as he can get his hands on. He shouldn't be eating sweet corn at all, it'll spike his blood sugar through the roof with the amount he'd eat. But good luck getting him to understand that. Its no wonder his health is as shit as it is now

 

[Jeep1971]

and lucas being lucas would stuff himself with as many cobs as he can get his hands on. He shouldn't be eating sweet corn at all, it'll spike his blood sugar through the roof with the amount he'd eat. But good luck getting him to understand that. Its no wonder his health is as shit as it is now

I'm betting this hospital saga involved a nutritionist,hence the cravings for corn and ramen. They've told him what to avoid I'm sure. He's craving his usual starch diet...he has went downhill fast since leaving Mallon. Cannonballed even.

 

[Da Dude123]

Someone supposedly was spreading a rumor that our cow, Lucas Werner, had died. Lucas is alive and plenty good. He is thirsty, most likely due to diabetes.

 

[GoutfootHorseface]

I thought I’d try and find the death note on old puke, so searched for “Lucas Werner” and posts I hadn’t viewed.

These were the top two.

*I can’t find anything about Lucas slipping off the mortal coil.

 

[Twrx]

Even if he was to somehow miraculously get a girlfriend, the word would still be used just as much, if not more. And not just because he is incredibly racist, although it's a huge part. He gets off on using it, he gets off on using any and every offensive word he can think of. He jerks his microscopic nearly inverted peen to it. You can see it in his face and eyes when he's using words like nigger and faggot, but with his idiotic "fegit" pronunciation. He's never going to mention the job bullshit again. He got shut down and didn't get hired, if the interview even happened. He doesn't want to work, he's proud of the fact that he hasn't since the 90s, but being rejected was still a massive blow to his ego. It's his hurtful truth.

 

[Wernology]

Someone supposedly was spreading a rumor that our cow, Lucas Werner, had died. Lucas is alive and plenty good. He is thirsty, most likely due to diabetes.

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If he were to die, this would be his final Facebook post.

Great visual.

 

[cheesycukes]

Lucas responded to his "death".