Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money

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It's so massively gay that Hasan who is an internet entertainer for a living is unable to recognize (or is pretending not to) an obvious joke. Sam's entire career has been made off of fucking with people. This is a well documented fact you could find out within 30 seconds of googling him. There isn't a single MDE fan who really thinks "WHOA is Sam really going to kill that turkish guy?!" It's like looking at a HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT meme and thinking there really is some 6'5" guy from New England causing all the shootings in the world.
 
If anyone came to America to fuck my mom, idk dude. She’s had several strokes and says stuff like “can I bread the stairs” now. She’s also a giant bag of skin drooping off of a withered, feeble frame. I’m honestly amazed and a bit horrified she’s still alive. Definitely a lich, but forgot the part about not being zombie brained.

So have at it, Piker. I guess she’s white so that’s a win in your book? My whole family will write you a card for your kindness
 
I look forward to killing you again, you traitorous fucking manlet.

Perturabo is a far more chad version of Rogal Dorn. Also that probably wasn't even Alpharius. Even if it were; Omegon is still running around performing retardedly convoluted schemes.

P I S S M A R I N E S

On topic: I doubt this will make the slightest bit of difference to Piker's popularity. His fanbase are drooling retards without critical thinking skills, and despite him being a pathetic coward they are unlikely to think less of him. Hell, they're likely to have their opinion of him improve from this somehow, through some sort of mental gymnastic routine.
I certainly hope to be wrong, Sam taking Piker's head off would be endlessly entertaining.
 
Hasan doesn't believe for a second that Hyde is going to or even wants to kill him. Piker's just pretending to be scared of that because he's actually scared of having to get into any kind of internet beef or even an actual boxing match with Sam; he knows that he can't match wits, he knows that his sycophants can't match the memes that Hyde's will make, and he knows most of all that if he actually agreed to box Sam that the souls of the victims of the Armenian genocide would collectively dab on him from beyond the grave. Faking being afraid and faking being a victim have long been forms of social currency for people like Hasan.

Hasan is an idiot, but he's not so autistic that he thinks that Sam is a psycho killer. It's kind of like the Keffals situation in that the troon knows no one here is going to go out and dismember him, he's just afraid that people will keep showing how much of a retard he is. If someone (probably himself) sends Hasan a pizza or something with "Candyman" spelled out using chunks of Italian sausage, don't be surprised if he pretends to feel like his location is no longer safe as some shitdick journo from Salon or somewhere uses the "attack" to call for more censorship.
 
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It's so massively gay that Hasan who is an internet entertainer for a living is unable to recognize (or is pretending not to) an obvious joke. Sam's entire career has been made off of fucking with people. This is a well documented fact you could find out within 30 seconds of googling him. There isn't a single MDE fan who really thinks "WHOA is Sam really going to kill that turkish guy?!" It's like looking at a HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT meme and thinking there really is some 6'5" guy from New England causing all the shootings in the world.
Did you see the OP? He has no social skills and there is no way he can begin to comprehend the level of satire Sam Hyde is at. God bless Mr. Hyde.
 
It's so massively gay that Hasan who is an internet entertainer for a living is unable to recognize (or is pretending not to) an obvious joke. Sam's entire career has been made off of fucking with people. This is a well documented fact you could find out within 30 seconds of googling him. There isn't a single MDE fan who really thinks "WHOA is Sam really going to kill that turkish guy?!" It's like looking at a HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT meme and thinking there really is some 6'5" guy from New England causing all the shootings in the world.
It's not about the joke.... it's about sending a message

he literally is not intellectually consistent. The problem is these grifters do not think the same as us. they are borderline psychopathic narcissists who want fame and glory. They do not care about a moral compass, they care about their bottom line. Hasan will never be honest because he is both financially obligated to be a lying roach, and he is also a mental deficient who cannot think like a normal person.

The average kiwifarmer is more well adjusted and normal than the average lolcow. Because most of us have real lives and jobs that don't rely on fat idiots jerking off to our shitty regurgitated milquetoast commie jew viewpoints.
 
Hasan's trembling is more ridiculous than if Anthony Fantano had called the police after Hyde dropped that diss track and cried that he'd been threatened. "He said he wanted someone to shoot at my balls so I couldn't pee! He said he'd fly a plane into me! Please do something about this!"
 
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Hassan is a softboy socialist who probably took a small dose of PEDs to get some muscles. His punches lack power and if you watch his hands he opens his thumb. He also doesn't look like he trains legs and back when I used to box my coach would say squats were the best form of weight lifting since it helps with power and can prevent you from falling when you start having shaky legs

Lol I'm a skinny drug addict and I punch harder than that
 
It's so massively gay that Hasan who is an internet entertainer for a living is unable to recognize (or is pretending not to) an obvious joke. Sam's entire career has been made off of fucking with people. This is a well documented fact you could find out within 30 seconds of googling him. There isn't a single MDE fan who really thinks "WHOA is Sam really going to kill that turkish guy?!" It's like looking at a HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT meme and thinking there really is some 6'5" guy from New England causing all the shootings in the world.
i mean hasan did freak out over xqc making a dumb streamer tier list and putting him at above average or whatever the fuck. i don't remember the tier list because hasan's reaction is way more memorable
 
Hasan's trembling is more ridiculous than if Anthony Fantano had called the police after Hyde dropped that diss track and cried that he'd been threatened. "He said he wanted someone to shoot at my balls so I couldn't pee! He said he'd fly a plane into me! Please do something about this!"
He’s like Anthony Fauci level of disingenuous and clutches pearls similarly.
 
The average kiwifarmer is more well adjusted and normal than the average lolcow. Because most of us have real lives and jobs that don't rely on fat idiots jerking off to our shitty regurgitated milquetoast commie jew viewpoints.
Do you even read what you type or just mash ur cock and use auto complete?

The average user here is a retarded new fag like me since so many of us joined recently THE AVG get's weighed down.


Hasan's trembling is more ridiculous than if Anthony Fantano had called the police after Hyde dropped that diss track and cried that he'd been threatened. "He said he wanted someone to shoot at my balls so I couldn't pee! He said he'd fly a plane into me! Please do something about this!"
Most times Police will do nothing unless a formal complaint is filed.
This is just insurance that if Sam does escalate, in any way ,
then they have a paper trail to use to make the punishment much harsher than if he didn't file anything.

It's an ass-covering, coward move, but it's also logical.



Do we think there is any chance that they will fight?

Maybe Sam could arrange a proxy fight between his fat wigger and lil bro?
 
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