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CareercowRobert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
Don't worry, she's an idiot, but she has enough sense to know when to tell some loser to fuck off.
But I think we all know even after this, if Lindsay offered him a place at her table, he'd rush over so fast his ankles would snap under the weight of his gut.
"Engineering is the Tea Party of the hard sciences" is just...wow I'm not even touching "the most obnoxious conversation" part because "Engineering is the Tea Party of the hard sciences" is just...wow
This will never not fill me with joyful mirth. Monday comes, the farms comes back up, we do massive victory laps around the stinky leaf, there's no phase 2 announcement, there's announcement that phase 2 will be announced Tuesday (24 hours after it was initially announced maybe there were bug problems and they didn't want to do a day one patch), the announcement on Tuesday is that there is a new website where you can donate money to Luke himself and that there's a protest scheduled in front of cloudflare in October.
How does it feel, Bob, to have a groomed man who cut his own penis off fight your battles for you only to lose? It's just like when he claimed to be at the protest at the straight pride parade and just stood by as some venomous bull dyke was getting accosted by cops because she was being caustic. Or was it that you knew that this would fail, Luke is not the person you want to be directly associated with (I say this because the only thing from Luke I see from Bob is when Luke goes after people Bob doesn't like and not in direct support of the dickless groomer) but you wanted to be as close as possible without damaging yourself so that in the very slim chance this was successful you could then gloat and say that you knew all along that this would happen? Biggest of thunks there.
Bomb scare at Boston Castration Hospital. Will someone blame Kiwi Farms?
Bobby continues to want to turn children into fat eunuchs.
OK pedo.
Slavery:
"Infrared-minded people".
Moonies
The debate on Art and Objectivity has moved on to the "go touch grass" stage:
Christian non-persons, stay off!
So should Fascist things and creatures!!!
Planning is Bad Tactics. Objectively so I'm sure.
Winnie The Pooh x Friday the 13th. This reminds Bobby of his fantasy of wresting Harry Potter from the bloodstained hands of J. K. Rowling.
(BTW Bobby knows Lit Academics and Lit Academics care for Harry Potter)
Speaking of Rowling.
Do you believe Bobby would read something almost twice as long as War And Peace?
Plot: teenage boy acts up and threatens to tear family asunder. I expect a troon story but then it would have to be called The Daughter.
Bobby retweets a lot of gimmicky hot-air balloons.
It's amazing, isn't it? That fat retard looks like 10 pounds of dog shit stuffed into a 5 pound can yet has the nerve to insult his betters.
Something has occurred to me recently while catching up on Positron's excellent archival work. A neurosurgeon with a great sense of humor could replace what passes for Lardo Retardo's brain with a moldy sock full of rat droppings and his Twitter output wouldn't noticeably change.
He would still be slobbering out his usual stupidity about "Gas the Mayoghoulen, me likum lesbuns, Marbel moobies are the bester thin evyvone els, you am not a person, me am smarterer than you be!". It would be hilarious to see.
it's kinda weird (OK not really because it's par for the course for Bob and his ilk) that Bob claims he doesn't like something THAT HE NEVER WATCHED. I don't believe for a moment that he watched a minute let alone a second of the EFAP streams that mentioned him, let alone the latest one. I mean yeah, OK, Bob doesn't like being dunked on, and he knows this is what happens because people told him so, but other than that, what the fuck does he even know about MauLer's streams? Only what he's heard from others second-hand. SO him saying "Imma comment on something I don't like, so there!" like when he did his non-review of not-watched latest Fantastic Beasts movie, rings hollow.
It's amazing, isn't it? That fat retard looks like 10 pounds of dog shit stuffed into a 5 pound can yet has the nerve to insult his betters.
Something has occurred to me recently while catching up on Positron's excellent archival work. A neurosurgeon with a great sense of humor could replace what passes for Lardo Retardo's brain with a moldy sock full of rat droppings and his Twitter output wouldn't noticeably change.
He would still be slobbering out his usual stupidity about "Gas the Mayoghoulen, me likum lesbuns, you am not a person, me am smarterer than you be!". It would be hilarious to see.
Ah yes, but if Bob were not the biggest hypocrite on Youtube/Twatter, he would not be Bob. Funny how he says Twitter isn't real life/doesn't matter, but still uses it.
Blake Masters calls out Newsweek for spreading fake news, and slams Biden's race and gender quotas which, after all, gave us Kamala Harris. View attachment 3659497
Winnie The Pooh x Friday the 13th. This reminds Bobby of his fantasy of wresting Harry Potter from the bloodstained hands of J. K. Rowling.
(BTW Bobby knows Lit Academics and Lit Academics care for Harry Potter) View attachment 3661394
Speaking of Rowling. View attachment 3661359
Do you believe Bobby would read something almost twice as long as War And Peace?
Plot: teenage boy acts up and threatens to tear family asunder. I expect a troon story but then it would have to be called The Daughter. View attachment 3659508
"PLANNING MAKES MOVIES BAD" has got to be one of the most dog-shit takes I've ever seen from Bob. Not least because again, he's calling something BAD, but does NOT say it's "subjectively" bad. He again, implies that it's OBJECTIVELY BAD. Some needs to call him out on this shit, man.
And once again, BOB doesn't actually understand the difference between Subjective and Objective, because he's behaving (despite his claims to the contrary) as if there is Objective Bad when it comes to movies.
Bob, you can't shit on Joker and call it bad and argue with everybody that comes at you about it, and then turn around and pretend that Objectively Bad is not a thing for movies. Bob rarely, if fucking ever, concedes that someone else might enjoy a movie that he doesn't like, such as Joker. He might say it about a movie that HE likes, but he almost NEVER says it about a movie he REALLY DOESN'T like. (he may have but I do not recall him ever doing so.) Weird. So it would appear at least in practice that Bob at least believes in "subjectivity" in goodness of a movie if he likes the movie and, for example, his senpais on twatter don't. On movies he is meh about, but his senpais LOVE, he's also done the concession that other people might like it.
And what the FUCK does "They didn't know about Thanos" mean? Nobody in the entire production had read comics about Thanos and didn't know he existed? Or did Bob mean to say, "They hadn't yet considered ADDING Thanos" (but they knew he was a Marvel comic character)? Bob may not believe in Objective Bad but his writing skills and reading comprehension ARE objectively bad.
Bob, it's not planning (past one single production while still in production of a thing in a series that isn't the end thing) or lack thereof that makes a movie bad. It's how the story, characters, and theme fit together, which anyone can do regardless of when they do it during the production of Thing One, or during the production of Thing Five. If someone fucks it up, it ain't gonna matter if they do it during Thing One, Thing Two, or Thing Five. Fucking it up is fucking it up. Period.
"They were never in space, it was all made up, it doesn't reals, therefore they can throw in any old thing and it'll be canon" is a big fat cope on Bob's part over TLJ. Bob not only doesn't understand Objectivity over Subjectivity, he also doesn't understand "Shit that isn't real kinda still has to make some kind of sense or at least lend itself to willing Suspension of Disbelief ." I think the dude he was replying to took the wrong angle (he shoulda gone with "It breaks Suspension of Disbelief" rather than "it breaks Canon") but what really needs to be addressed is how the scene doesn't work because it makes the Admiral look incompetent. And you really, REALLY shouldn't make Strongk Whamen In Charge look incompetent. But then of course, Bob not understanding competent vs incompetent explains why the quality of his videos has remained shit despite over a decade making them.
I'm sure Bob considers himself 'open-minded' but in his case his brain is open like a trash can. And most likely fell out.
Also, Bob, if Youtube and Twitter aren't real, why is ANYONE listening to you on those platforms? Based on that quote alone, NOBODY should take ANYTHING you say seriously.
I don't believe that Bob reads, period. He barely talks about books, and when he does, what he does mention is so vacuous that it is sub-spark notes level of literature comprehension.
Hell, half the time he talks about films I'm not sure if he watched them or not, his media literacy is so poor.
Also, if Rowling is a garbage person for her troon opinions, than Bob's takes on eugenics and handling of mayoghouls is outright demonic.
I don't believe that Bob reads, period. He barely talks about books, and when he does, what he does mention is so vacuous that it is sub-spark notes level of literature comprehension.
Hell, half the time he talks about films I'm not sure if he watched them or not, his media literacy is so poor.
Also, if Rowling is a garbage person for her troon opinions, than Bob's takes on eugenics and handling of mayoghouls is outright demonic.
Bob would retort "There are no Bad Tactics, only Bad Targets" and then go on about how gassing the MAGAnaiseghoulen in minecraft is good because it protects the PeeOhCees, Speds, Troons, and Bundles of Sticks.
This is simply too much hypocrisy to go uncommented upon.
Bob Chipman, Mr. Obsoletes-believers-not-even-a-person-etc, calls others complicit for riling up their fans/followers. The genocidal gourmet is the one to cast the first stone. Everything this flabby fraud writes on twitter is done performatively, to incite those few shut-ins who follow him regularly to keep chasing that tribalistically delivered dopamine hit they feel when dehumanizing people they've never met irl. Bob does this with the full knowledge he is followed by some mentally ill weirdos.
LibsofTikTok just got a pretty good object lesson for herself. Something very bad happened, but thankfully no one was hurt. If she's a good and decent person, she will understand the achrayut involved when catering to her audience, and that's vital for her, as, unlike Bob, she has an extremely large and engaged audience. I can't see anyone, aside from a certain obese Thinker from Lynn, MA, that consciously wants to be the one responsible for riling up some nutjob into hurting innocent people simply because they couldn't be bothered to tone down the outrage rhetoric.
With great power comes great responsibility. Or necrosis of the feet.
Based on Rian Johnson's film output, he isn't really in to science fiction. He did do one science fiction movie before the Last Jedi, called Looper. However, Looper was more in line with the rest of his neo-noir films, so the Last Jedi is still an outlier. I think what he did was he made a movie to please his boss at Disney, it did fine for him at the box office. Star Wars fans of the OT didn't like it but I don't think he ever cared. Now he has enough money to do pretty much whatever he wants for the rest of his life.
I once watched a Rian Johnson movie called the Brother's Bloom. I didn't think it was very good. He had a nerdy guy hit on the Japanese woman in the con artist's crew and she blew him up with an explosive (she was a demolitions expert in the movie). I imagine that guy was supposed to be a MovieBob type, so it's amusing that he'll go to the mat to defend Rian Johnson.
He literally does nothing else all day, that's how. Have you seen his videos? Their production quality is so bad that they take about as long to produce as it takes for him to record and upload them.
As I said, a new age of illiteracy. These people can't even process simple information. View attachment 3655259
The whole point of the pen name Robert Galbraith is that this is supposed to be a separate personality and is NOT to be identified as J. K. Rowling.
and even so, stolen valor is purely a US thing
over here, if you publicly fake military service for real, members of ARRSE (mostly current or ex-army) will publicly out you as a walt, call you a wanker, and have a good laugh at how badly you've faked your medals or rank insignia
However, there is a very strong case to be made that Bob has some genuine psychological issues compelling him to engage in actual projection. A startling number of his insults and putdowns could quite literally be applied to him. Go outside, touch grass, grow up, you're irrelevant, not a person, don't matter, who are you? Manbaby, talentless etc.
Even somebody as retarded as Bob must see how trivial it is to just reverse these onto Bob. A man with 280k+ tweets on a stupid platform telling people to grow up and go outside? He has to be aware that he's just calling people things that he knows himself to be. Things he most likely says to himself whenever he looks in the mirror. I'm genuinely surprised he doesn't call other people fat.
He literally does nothing else all day, that's how. Have you seen his videos? Their production quality is so bad that they take about as long to produce as it takes for him to record and upload them.
And he has so little understanding of how videos work, he assumes that they're professional quality.
You know what's funny, he probably assumes that film production actually has a quicker turnaround time than it really does and any delays come from effects, executive notes, and maybe a fight or two on set. I can see him assuming that editing a film takes no more than two hours, because that's how long it takes him to make a video so clearly a pro editor could do the job in the same amount of time. There's no need to look over footage, edit out mistakes, or make tweaks and color corrections, that's just magically all done for them.
And he has so little understanding of how videos work, he assumes that they're professional quality.
You know what's funny, he probably assumes that film production actually has a quicker turnaround time than it really does and any delays come from effects, executive notes, and maybe a fight or two on set. I can see him assuming that editing a film takes no more than two hours, because that's how long it takes him to make a video so clearly a pro editor could do the job in the same amount of time. There's no need to look over footage, edit out mistakes, or make tweaks and color corrections, that's just magically all done for them.
I mean the main films he idolizes basically get cobbled together a few months before the due date with entire acts being rewritten in that time. He doesn't appear to actively be aware of production stuff but it's not an unfounded conclusion in that context. The problem is that's very abnormal, creates bad movies, and isn't sustainable even if you want to smug-post about profits.
just once, I want some to ask Bob on the twatters, "Soooo Bob, since "Objectively Bad" is not a thing for Movies, then you're saying Joker is NOT Objectively Bad?"
I'm not even touching "the most obnoxious conversation" part because "Engineering is the Tea Party of the hard sciences" is just...wow
needs to call him out on this shit, man.
." I think the dude he was replying to took the wrong angle (he shoulda gone with "It breaks Suspension of Disbelief" rather than "it breaks Canon") but what really needs to be addressed is how the scene doesn't work because it makes the Admiral look incompetent. And you really, REALLY shouldn't make Strongk Whamen In Charge 
