Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Sir I Am A Chicken Wing]

People may not agree with me, but I think Miss Amber misses Becky and her lifestyle with her. She has to pretend harder to want to change her life with Jade, and she has to do this elaborate bed ridden sprained ankle shit so she can sit on her ass for a bit with her.

I’m not saying she actually cared or loved Becky I’m just saying the arrangement they had was what she wanted. She also seems angry as shit the last couple of months.

I think she had it easy with Becky, i.e. Becky doing literally everything for her .including wiping her ass lmfao. She knew Becky was stuck and relied on her for money, that's why it was so easy for amber, she could just do what she does best (nothing). Now she's with Jade, and probably knows jade would leave for someone better in a split second, she has to put up a façade and oblige to Jade's rules/lifestyle/whatever.

 

[TC-P]

During the time Becky left Amberlynn alone she was not technically alone as Eric and Ricky were there. The difference is Becky waited on Amber Lynn while the two guys would not There is a video where Eric brought home fast food for himself and did not ask her if she wanted any. I think she was pissed that he did not for her.
If MG,W is not doing everything for her no wonder she is throwing shade at Becky because she left Amber Lynn.

 

[mekalekahi]

During the time Becky left Amberlynn alone she was not technically alone as Eric and Ricky were there. The difference is Becky waited on Amber Lynn while the two guys would not There is a video where Eric brought home fast food for himself and did not ask her if she wanted any. I think she was pissed that he did not for her.
If MG,W is not doing everything for her no wonder she is throwing shade at Becky because she left Amber Lynn.

Yeah she was also “on track” that day and Eric even mentions that because it was Carl’s Jr.’s and she’s like “so boo boo”.

 

[FatalTater]

I wonder how much the ankle thing is being milked for all it's worth (and then some) is because Amber is mad at Jade for making her walk alone?
"See babe? You left me alone and I hurt myself!!"
Amber was probably banking on the internet being sympathetic so she could show Jade all the supportive "You poor thing!" type messages and instead got "It's not that bad get over it" messages and she is seething.

 

[giga melt]

I 100% agree with the notion that the real reason Amber has the photo is because Jade Francis from New York wants to call the local office and tell them that her DISABLED partner tripped and fell and TORE LIGAMENTS in her ankle causing her to be BED BOUND/INVALID because of their unmaintenanced sidewalks in search of getting a tastely lump sum, Amber just made it into a vlog era for another tastier sum.

 

[Clown Baby]

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Amber trying to clap back at anyone is always funny. She has no backbone, no gumption, and she almost always deletes it immediately and then apologizes with her tail between her legs. Just so utterly pathetic in every way. Busts her whole ankle and her life just walkeen, can't even tell the Gunt to go gargle with Vagifresh since she sucks so much green peen or something. Has no balls, 'cept for them ankle balls.

 

[El Conserje]

Any scientist gorl reading the thread should take the time to research the correlation between high sodium intake and Ozempic shots. My initial hypothesis is that there's some chemical reaction making Amber's cunt levels go over the charts. The final results could even help Jade to plan another side lawsuit lmao.

 

[Pirateporkchop]

Any scientist gorl reading the thread should take the time to research the correlation between high sodium intake and Ozempic shots. My initial hypothesis is that there's some chemical reaction making Amber's cunt levels go over the charts. The final results could even help Jade to plan another side lawsuit lmao.

Lol I funny know why this hit as funny as it did but cheers mate

 

[Yellow Monday]

Any scientist gorl reading the thread should take the time to research the correlation between high sodium intake and Ozempic shots. My initial hypothesis is that there's some chemical reaction making Amber's cunt levels go over the charts. The final results could even help Jade to plan another side lawsuit lmao.

“What foods should I avoid while taking Ozempic?

There are no specific foods that you need to avoid while taking Ozempic however it is recommended to watch what you eat while taking this medication to prevent or reduce the potential side effects while taking this medication. Avoid foods that are high-fat, sugary, and calorie-dense, for example:

• fast food
• junk food
• processed food
• soda
• alcohol
• cake
• cookies
• pastries
• ice cream
• chips
• doughnuts
• ‘healthy’ snacks like granola bars or fruit snacks that are actually high in sugar”

Lots of sodium in these contents, so it looks like a given that you benefit from not ingesting 4-person meals and adding sauces and extra salt. Maybe it goes without saying, but our gorl never listens anyway

 

[Boolean Bitch]

“What foods should I avoid while taking Ozempic?

There are no specific foods that you need to avoid while taking Ozempic however it is recommended to watch what you eat while taking this medication to prevent or reduce the potential side effects while taking this medication. Avoid foods that are high-fat, sugary, and calorie-dense, for example:

• fast food
• junk food
• processed food
• soda
• alcohol
• cake
• cookies
• pastries
• ice cream
• chips
• doughnuts
• ‘healthy’ snacks like granola bars or fruit snacks that are actually high in sugar”

Lots of sodium in these contents, so it looks like a given that you benefit from not ingesting 4-person meals and adding sauces and extra salt. Maybe it goes without saying, but our gorl never listens anyway

That’s her entire diet. If Amber was able to avoid those foods, she wouldn’t need Ozempic.

Amber should consider switching from Ozempic to Duct Tape. It’s MUCH cheaper (she can even find its generic version at Dollar Tree while she’s buying a 3-count of Ferraro Rocher chocolates and a bundle of socks for an entire shelter to share). It doesn’t require a prescription or icky trips to a doctor. The only adverse affect would be skin irritation from the adhesive on her super sensitive skin. It might also reduce episodes of verbal diarrhoea (although online cuntiness would be unaffected).

 

[Canuck Breaker]

i would think that someone trying to lose weight might invest in...i don't know...a good pair of exercise shoes that fit?

IIRC, they fit properly she just "wasn't used to weareen them" despite saying that she was outside walking "all the time u guise" to get in better shape (full mile walk when?). She just wears flats all the time because they're all she's ever known and she can't let Jade Francis from NYC see her dainty feet, even though they are incredibly active in bed

 

[Stinkerbell]

I actually believed she fell, waddling sack of lard that she is, but now I'm beginning to doubt it. She says that it was her right foot that got stuck in that divot, but judging by her video and the CSI photo – wasn't the curb on her left side when she was walking? So I don't know how that would be physically possible unless she was doing some Riverdance shit. Was she walking on the grass? IDK

 

[Ayygs and Layygs]

I think it's hilarious that Fat Albert lets the "haters" get to her so much that she quits whatever hobbies she has.

Imagine being a 31 year old woman, and throwing a tantrum like a 6 year old when people are mean. If only she let their comments about her calories change her shoveling 20k calories down her gullet.

BUT GUIZE! It was a LIFE ALTEREEEEN FALL. She totally ripped/broke/ouchied her tendons

The most dramatic bullshit. Either being 500 pounds made this a serious issue, or it didn't. But this whole "skinny people fall too" while in the same breath saying her foot was dangling...

As if Amber wouldn't be the first person to body shame the obese if she were able to magically lose all her weight. All those emojis and passive aggressive comments can't hide how big mad you are over being a humongous immobile stink monster.

Why wait until she loses weight? Remember her talking about seeing someone bigger than her in a restaurant and how it made her uncomfortable? But heaven forbid anyone say anything about her.

i would think that someone trying to lose weight might invest in...i don't know...a good pair of exercise shoes that fit?

I wonder if that's possible. Not to be funny, but she is just so fat. I wonder if she can find shoes that are wide enough but also the right size.

 

[Sam's Tater Stew]

I wonder if that's possible. Not to be funny, but she is just so fat. I wonder if she can find shoes that are wide enough but also the right size.

Absolutely anyone can get amazeen running shoes, even the most deformed of feet, at a specialty running shop. They always have shoe wizards that do some voodoo to find a perfect fit.

Since she's so successful and flush with cash this should be an obvious investment.

 

[Agoodpotroast]

I wonder if that's possible. Not to be funny, but she is just so fat. I wonder if she can find shoes that are wide enough but also the right size.

Well she might not be able to go to a regular store and find shoes but given the frivolous way she spends money on junk, she can skip a few Uber Eats orders and spend that money on shoes from a specialty store

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Absolutely anyone can get amazeen running shoes, even the most deformed of feet, at a specialty running shop. They always have shoe wizards that do some voodoo to find a perfect fit.

For her to do this, she would have to accept that she can't fit regular shoes and wants to walk a lot more. Amber hates exercise and I think walking is far more painful than she lets us believe. I do not believe that she will be spending her hard-earned money on a bespoke pair of trainers.

 

[BloopAShark]

Absolutely anyone can get amazeen running shoes, even the most deformed of feet, at a specialty running shop. They always have shoe wizards that do some voodoo to find a perfect fit.

Since she's so successful and flush with cash this should be an obvious investment.

Not that it's likely, she wore the same bra through 300+lbs of weight gain and 6+ years. ALR doesn't care about herself enough to invest in things like shoes and bras.

 

[Mediogre]

Becky should have married her 3 years ago. Amber would have been happy and Becky would now be off living her life with 50% of the money and even possibly alimony or palimony. Not sure how that all works in the US.

 

[A Peach but Blue]

I’m pretty sure there are stores that make shoes specifically for landwhales bariatric patients. They’re designed to fit those different proportions. Pretty sure I heard someone on MSHPL or another of those shows talking about it. But let’s be real, would that even help her with her Joaquin? She doesn’t have enough stamina to walk a distance long enough that running shoes would help more than wearing her regular ol ballerina flats.

Yeah she was also “on track” that day and Eric even mentions that because it was Carl’s Jr.’s and she’s like “so boo boo”.

Man I’ve been trying to find that clip and I can’t. Do you know what I can type in to find it? Sorry4dumb, that was prior to my discovering the amberverse.

 

[FatalTater]

I was glancing through Amber's channel to see if the one with Eric not bringing Amber food could be foundwithout actually clicking on any of them and... her thumbnails made me physically ill. I had to go outside and get some fresh air before posting this.

There's a clip on this reddit of her "BooBoo"-ing at Eric. That's as far as I'm willing to search. lol
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