The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

This nigga is 40's and still trying larping as some kind of badass anarchist with IRA ties. Embarrassing. Made up IRA ties won't make the tranch sustainable or successful.

It should also go without saying that odds are that Philip hasn't set foot in NI in the last decade.

Even real IRA ties couldn't make the Tranch sustainable or successful by themselves and even if they could I really don't think Phil should be bragging about them. He's a dumb fucking idiot talking big for no reason at all.

 

[The Final Troondown]

Anyone reasonably physically fit can drywall.

Anyone reasonably sane will realize there's a damn good reason people will pay a lot of money not to drywall but have someone else do it instead.

I don't think I've ever seen drywall over here, is it analogues to plastering, where its the final part of the surfacing before painting/wallpapering/whatever

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

I don't think I've ever seen drywall over here, is it analogues to plastering, where its the final part of the surfacing before painting/wallpapering/whatever

In some cases, yes. It can also be used to build interior dividing walls or transform an attic into a "proper" room.

 

[The Final Troondown]

Exactly. This is really quite strange. And they are totally fucked without propane, being “self sufficient” as they are.
At least the stove can finally RIP in peace.

I can't believe master of disguise Earl has pulled off another stunning raid right under the tranchers noses! What an absolute madman

Thats true but from my own experience i cannot understand why they are not sealing for light which means it doesn't escape. In minecraft i always used a good double layer black plastic (panda plastic which is white on one side and black on the other is the absolute best imo assuming u also either have a white grow space or line it with good reflective mylar) to ensure no light gets in because sure i want to veg in a 24/7 light cycle (only certain portions of the spectrum. You can do better than the sun) but when the time comes for forced flowering i want pitch black when the lights are off and outside light leaking in fucks your flowering big time (you also want to change the light spectrum for flowering).

Also light leaks are beacons for the cops because of the colour.

Just to add though in minecraft I have never tried in in a greenhouse with transparent sides only buildings with solid, non-light permeable walls so you just have to seal windows, cracks and make sure to have a lightproof door to the grow space.

Final point and sry for the sperging but going screen-of-green is way better than growing lots and lots of tall plants if you are growing indoors and don't forget the pk 13/14 for fat ass buds. Just saying...

If the tranchers were not dumbasses they are in a primo location for a covert grow op and could be making huge bank.

The proposed site isn't a weed farm, it's for industrial hemp and cbd extraction; they'll be using male and female plants and they probably won't be flowering them at all
It's not gonna be some weed geeks trying to perfect strains and variables, it'll be fields of basic plants to be processed into fibre

This nigga is 40's and still trying larping as some kind of badass anarchist with IRA ties. Embarrassing. Made up IRA ties won't make the tranch sustainable or successful.

It should also go without saying that odds are that Philip hasn't set foot in NI in the last decade.

The IRA aren't really a thing anymore except for a couple of sporadic gangs riding off the name. The troubles were over two decades ago now and aside from a recent flare up (from the loyalist side nonetheless) over the NI brexit treaty it's been quiet

I assume this is related to keffal's jaunt to ireland? Even if literally any of lucas's bullshit is true nobody with any ties to sectarianism cares if a bunch of local skinheads with UVA tendencies give a canadian tranny a boot party

 

[Barbussy Enjoyer]

I know it will never happen, but imagine if all of Phil's IRA bluster leads him to try his hand at manufacturing semtex.

 

[Shig O'nella]

Ah I see we've reached the chapter where the mad scientist stitches together a bunch of rotting corpses in a mockery of the human form. I can't wait for Kevin's neovag to kill everyone he loves and drive him to the ends of the earth in revenge for its creation.

Can't kill toys.

 

[Apotheosis of the Liver]

Big question: will this hurt the alpacas? I could see Bonnie screwing the animals over too. Crashing the plane with no furvivors.

I don't think the barns have any actual heating, other than the heat lamps we've seen in the rape shed.

 

[Oxyjen]

I don't think I've ever seen drywall over here, is it analogues to plastering, where its the final part of the surfacing before painting/wallpapering/whatever

It depends on the region. Some areas of England have stuck with brick / block houses, which use wet plaster.
Timber frame houses (99% of what is built in Scotland), like in the US, use plasterboard (drywall) as the interior wall surface, which is then taped and “mudded” or skim coated with something similar to plaster.
Commercial buildings are all divided up with plasterboard too.

 

[AprilRains]

Wasn't there a photo of a whiteboard where the Tranch was shown to be in arrears on a number of their accounts? Wasn't the propane account one of them?

 

[Longdrink]

Larping as an Irish again
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"Warm fucking welcome from my brothers down that way." It's always fun to find these little things when trannies forget/don't know how to larp as a woman.

 

[Bogliacci]

Smells like the next grift to me. Here's this group of paranoid, armed loonies, on the lookout every day for "the fash" yet some rando rolls up with no official documentation and just carts off their propane tank. Because he had a gun. They open carry everywhere, practice drills all the time, and even built a home range, but the first time a man with a gun turns up at the door they fold. Did they not suspect that it might be Earl with a fake moustache?
Anyway, I thought that with these things you paid a huge "deposit" up front which wqas just about the cost if you were to buy it, then booked and paid for deliveries as necessary. We'll soon see, because we know how shit they are at keeping up with their own lies. Here's the tank in the middle of their yard.
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Seeing this is where the tank was, I 100% believe that due to a combination of the shitty compound theyve set up combined with the unwelcoming vibe due to the general air of hostility between the tranchers and the locals, on top of troons walking around in kit almost 24/7 that the poor guy who has to deal with filling the tank is going to be complaining to his superiors. Given this is a very rural area, I don't think there'd be much beuracracy for these kinds of complaints to reach the ears of someone who'd be able to make the call of "we just won't deal with these people if they're as likely to pull a gun on our guys in the field as they are to actually pay up".

Another option is just straight up the gas company tried to do inspections and due to the tranch now being fenced in, weren't able to actually complete it or get in contact with the tranchers to open the fucking fence gate. Then combine that with the general unpleasant nature of the tranch, it'd probably be easy to just decide to not to deal with them since they're clearly up their own asses and difficult to deal with.

 

[Oxyjen]

Seems reasonable tbh. That’s a *large* tank too, they’re probably difficult to get hold of at the moment, so the gas company might have said something like “fuck those aggressive non-bill-paying trannies, I can sell 4x as much gas to the cannabis farm people if I just relocate their tank”.
Access and shit like that is always an excuse, they’ll have had an economic (or personal) reason.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

Earl took the tank for his "Tenacious Unicorn Crater" project

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I call bullshit on the propane guy packing heat.

Like I said, if the propane guy can't or won't go onto your property, that's a you problem.

Even the most backwoods one-hole 3% cracker is going to be nice to the propane man.

If the propane guy felt it was genuinely unsafe to go on their land, he'd bring a deputy with him.

This is spectacular.

 

[Amphotericin B]

Lol at Twitter encouraging the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch to name and shame the propane company. Like a local company in a red, rural part of Colorado is going to be impacted by sassy retweets. Imagine being that removed from reality.

 

[AnOminous]

The Tranch almost assuredly just didn't pay the bill for several months, so this spin is just fantastic. The whinging about them being allegedly armed is even more delicious. My sides and irony meter both are in orbit right now

That or they found out about their constant fedposting and were worried the troons would use their tank in some kind of improvised explosive device. The fact they were armed (unless that is standard practice which it may be much as repo men who repo cars usually carry too) may indicate they're familiar with these loony troons being potentially dangerous heavily armed wacko cultists.

I guess the tranch is doomed now. I seriously doubt another propane company is going to want to deal with these freaks.

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

Looks like they'll be burning alpaca dung for heating and cooking now!

This season of Troonacious Troonicorn Tranch is totally full of twists, and winter is fast approaching. At this rate our intrepid heroes will be cutting open alpacas and crawling inside to stay warm, like they were Luke Skywalker getting up close and personal with a tauntaun.

 

[Oxyjen]

I guess the tranch is doomed now. I seriously doubt another propane company is going to want to deal with these freaks.

Tbh they’ll just buy a tank and contract another (less local) company to deliver gas.
Great excuse for a grift and a bit of posting-through-adversity. Jobs a good’un.

 

[AssignedEva]

Chef Phillip with another corn syrup abomination
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Larping as an Irish again
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I bet Fedpost J tried to build a bomb
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"bàs luchd-dìleas" appears to roughly mean "the death of the man who is faithful" in mangled Scots Gaelic. Protip Irish Gaelic is bás, because Irish only uses the fada. I assume he meant something like "faigh básaigh dílseoirí Uladh" (which is still horribly mangled Irish, but is closer to "death to the Ulster loyalists") given he spergs about the Black and Tans, who as far as I know basically had no presence in Northern Ireland as they had the Ulster Special Constabulary instead.

Penny you fucking retard, Irish is a very complicated language and you cannot brute force your way through Google Translate to get to it, especially with your spelling. Stick to Googling confirmed translations because you're literally terrible at this. Also try pronouncing literally any Irish phrase you've tweeted.

 

[kaien]

The fact they were armed (unless that is standard practice which it may be much as repo men who repo cars usually carry too) may indicate they're familiar with these loony troons being potentially dangerous heavily armed wacko cultists.

Yeah, the simplest Occam's Razor type scenario to me: the tranchers are delinquent, the gas company sends someone out to repo. If Penny was willing to admit that they'd missed their bills at all, that tells me they've probably missed their bills a LOT. And it doesn't seem unrealistic at all that guys doing repo work out in the sticks would go armed.

Penny you fucking retard, Irish is a very complicated language and you cannot brute force your way through Google Translate to get to it, especially with your spelling.

Irish, like Vietnamese and some others that occur to me, is a language built with confounding the foreign invader in mind.