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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
Seeing this is where the tank was, I 100% believe that due to a combination of the shitty compound theyve set up combined with the unwelcoming vibe due to the general air of hostility between the tranchers and the locals, on top of troons walking around in kit almost 24/7 that the poor guy who has to deal with filling the tank is going to be complaining to his superiors. Given this is a very rural area, I don't think there'd be much beuracracy for these kinds of complaints to reach the ears of someone who'd be able to make the call of "we just won't deal with these people if they're as likely to pull a gun on our guys in the field as they are to actually pay up".

Another option is just straight up the gas company tried to do inspections and due to the tranch now being fenced in, weren't able to actually complete it or get in contact with the tranchers to open the fucking fence gate. Then combine that with the general unpleasant nature of the tranch, it'd probably be easy to just decide to not to deal with them since they're clearly up their own asses and difficult to deal with.

I was going to post almost this exact same speculation.
Service company decides that gun-toting aggro trannies aren't worth the few bucks (that come in late) and stop service. They know the history of the place so have someone armed and looking alert while they do their service to keep the Tranchers from getting any bad thoughts.

I call bullshit on the propane guy packing heat.

Like I said, if the propane guy can't or won't go onto your property, that's a you problem.

Even the most backwoods one-hole 3% cracker is going to be nice to the propane man.

If the propane guy felt it was genuinely unsafe to go on their land, he'd bring a deputy with him.

This is spectacular.

This actually was my first thought, that the "armed crew" was also just open carrying. Probably one dude on it, maybe forgot to take his gun off when they headed out to do the job or something.

The Tranch obviously should have rolled out per their drills and fired on the propane tank as it was being driven away until it exploded to show the Kiwi Farms what happens if you try to get on their property again.

I can see the propane crew rolling up packing. I doubt this would be their first interaction with armed and agitated trannies, and its rural colorado so they are probably used to places where someone has a gun and isn't happy about the tank going away, so they probably showed up protected. Either they asked Carlos, the resident gun nut, to come with them on the call, or gotten an off-deputy buddy to come along just incase.

I know some guys who do Rental evictions/moveouts, and due to notes on the renter and the neighborhood they know if this will be a quiet one where they can just tell the occupant "Yo its time" and give them a few hours to gather their shit, or if they need to call in the other three inspectors and a buddy or two to just hang out across the street with their pieces visible.


Smells like the next grift to me.

Also agree, It could also just be complete fabrication, an excuse for their next gofundme. "TRANNIES NEED GAS!"
 
Another thing, the tank is not owned by the troons, they would have signed a contract which gives the gas company plenty of outs and reason to confiscate THEIR propane tank at the end of the day.

I dont buy the armed crew either. They would have brought a sheriff's deputy with them if they were that concerned. There are so many liability issues with arming your own field technician that a company isn't going to skirt over 1 problematic customer.
 
Another thing, the tank is not owned by the troons, they would have signed a contract which gives the gas company plenty of outs and reason to confiscate THEIR propane tank at the end of the day.

I dont buy the armed crew either. They would have brought a sheriff's deputy with them if they were that concerned. There are so many liability issues with arming your own field technician that a company isn't going to skirt over 1 problematic customer.

Its probably a small company operating in Rural Colorado, doing things themself and not waiting for the cops wouldn't be out of line if they've never been bitten before.
Honestly my bet would be "Off duty deputy buddy"
 
A propane tank is not a car. The armed "repo" idea makes zero sense.
Some lowly delivery guy who drives a propane truck isn't going to get in to a life risking situation over a tank. They will just not deliver there anymore.
A leased tank is completely worthless. Repoing it under any hostile situation would be retarded.. There is a thick metal ring welded around the valve that has the company's mark stamped in to it. Another company wont fill someone else's leased tank. If you want to switch to company B from company A then you have to get company A to come removed their tank 1st.

This propane tank story sounds completely bullshit. My bet is they ran out of propane and the company wont deliver with out taking care of the past due amount. They wont pay so they had them come take the empty tank. And then hope to switch to a different company and run up a tab there.
 
My bet is they ran out of propane and the company wont deliver with out taking care of the past due amount. They wont pay so they had them come take the empty tank. And then hope to switch to a different company and run up a tab there.

That's reasonable, and makes sense: lets them take photos of the place where the tank used to be, gives them an excuse for a gofundme and they are talking to their lawyer asked "If I name & falsely shame a company who's only fault was expecting us to pay our bills, can we be sued for defamation?"
 
Did... did anyone else notice that 'they came and took our propane leaving us without heat or the ability to cook' on August 31st... and then Penny is preparing stir-fry 'to cook tonight' on September 1st later that day?

Eta: went and checked the respective tweets myself to make sure it wasn't a conflict of screenshot timezones. The stir-fry Tweet is made three hours AFTER the 'took muh propane' Tweet. Idk if Penny is the one running the official Twitter now that Bonnie's fucked off but if not they should work on keeping their lies straight.
 
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Eta: went and checked the respective tweets myself to make sure it wasn't a conflict of screenshot timezones. The stir-fry Tweet is made three hours AFTER the 'took muh propane' Tweet. Idk if Penny is the one running the official Twitter now that Bonnie's fucked off but if not they should work on keeping their lies straight.

Buddy they tell their followers "We are women" and their followers believe them. Critical thinking is not a skill the Follow The Science crowd possesses. You gotta keep up your doublethink lest you commit wrongthink, prole.
 
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Buddy they tell their followers "We are women" and their followers believe them. Critical thinking is not a skill the Follow The Science crowd possesses. You gotta keep up your doublething lest you commit wrongthink, prole.
I'm just mad that if they're not expecting their followers to factcheck anything that we don't get more outrageous fabrications in the 'Tran Ranch to the rescue of the mtf in nazi captivity' vein.

I want my Troonicorns vs Earl shootout at high noon, with Kevin heroically taking out an attack drone with a thrown transformer toy and Jarrod vanished into federal custody by the entire SEAL team 6 goddammit.
 
A propane tank is not a car. The armed "repo" idea makes zero sense.
Some lowly delivery guy who drives a propane truck isn't going to get in to a life risking situation over a tank. They will just not deliver there anymore.
A leased tank is completely worthless. Repoing it under any hostile situation would be retarded.. There is a thick metal ring welded around the valve that has the company's mark stamped in to it. Another company wont fill someone else's leased tank. If you want to switch to company B from company A then you have to get company A to come removed their tank 1st.

This propane tank story sounds completely bullshit. My bet is they ran out of propane and the company wont deliver with out taking care of the past due amount. They wont pay so they had them come take the empty tank. And then hope to switch to a different company and run up a tab there.

Earl has seized the tank for redistribution to the Oglalala Lakota to keep them warm through winter and help them burn all the trash someone tipped on their lawns

#LANDBACK!
 
Guy says the Business Insider writer just came and talked to him, didn't record anything:
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George seems to be an even bigger crybaby than the tranchers.
It also appears he has no grasp on subtlety given that Business Insider article was very wink wink nudge nudge about the ludicrousness of the Tranch. George, if you're reading this, please go do some actual journalism on the real story behind whatever is going on with their supposed propane tank removal.
 
The Sangre de Cristo Sentinel did a story on the tranch:

Maybe the propane man was one of those they insulted. Maybe the propane lady is a cookie-baking lesbian from California. Anyway, it's clearly gone as they've posted photos of the replacement.
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I doubt that someone will come out to fill that little thing. They'll probably have to cart it to the propane shop every time they want to fill it.
 
Maybe the propane man was one of those they insulted. Maybe the propane lady is a cookie-baking lesbian from California. Anyway, it's clearly gone as they've posted photos of the replacement.
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I doubt that someone will come out to fill that little thing. They'll probably have to cart it to the propane shop every time they want to fill it.
Umm, shouldn't that tank be on something more stable than a dug out hole? Like a paving stone or use one of the many rocks laying around. This doesn't look safe and it will fall over with a stiff breeze.
 
Umm, shouldn't that tank be on something more stable than a dug out hole? Like a paving stone or use one of the many rocks laying around. This doesn't look safe and it will fall over with a stiff breeze.

Cocks shouldn't be cut open and inverted, so I don't think "logic" or "sense" ever had a place at the Tranch.
 
Did... did anyone else notice that 'they came and took our propane leaving us without heat or the ability to cook' on August 31st... and then Penny is preparing stir-fry 'to cook tonight' on September 1st later that day?

Eta: went and checked the respective tweets myself to make sure it wasn't a conflict of screenshot timezones. The stir-fry Tweet is made three hours AFTER the 'took muh propane' Tweet. Idk if Penny is the one running the official Twitter now that Bonnie's fucked off but if not they should work on keeping their lies straight.

When you posted this, I thought, "What if... what if... they've grabbed a 20# propane tank that's normally used for a bbq grill, and nigger-rigged it to connect to the stove?" Then I dismissed the idea because I underestimated their idiocy/lunacy. Sigh.

I'm willing to bet they will be switching to the 20# tanks so they can have a bunch on hand to swap out at a moment's notice, and they won't have to take that larger tank to town every week to be filled.

What a confederacy of dunces.
 
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