Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Dyn]

Well, the English language definition is a lot more precise. For stochastic terrorism to make sense as a phrase, giving that stochastic as a word is strictly mathematical, there must be a lot of factors in the equation that likely has their own weight (ie percentage) as well. It won't just be some rally where people are spewing hate, it'll be the guy's mood all the way to the colour of his dilator and you can even argue the 41% remaining battery of his vibrating buttplug can be included.

Yes. A rightoid hate rally is still too small-scale to really be stochastic. Think of stochastic terrorism as a malicious media putting their thumb on a society-wide scale. The people who were likely to commit a hate crime will do it anyway. The people who weren't likely to commit a hate crime still won't do it. But on such a large scale there's going to be a number of people here and there who were close enough to hate-criming that a little more incentive was all they needed. We'll never know who they were because we'll never be able to tell them apart from the weirdos who were going to shoot up a synagogue regardless, but we can make a pretty safe assumption that a 24/7 mass media news cycle of 'Jews are putting brain worms into your children' is going to result in a few more bricks thrown through silversmith windows.

 

[dick brain]

I remember this guy from the Tranny Sideshows thread solely because he has one of the most unfortunate faces I've ever seen on anyone, male or female. Take a gander:
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Potion seller, I'm going into battle

 

[Louie G]

Feel free to clock and hat me but god damn if this isn't a peak Lucas moment:

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This mongoloid expects people to take off work with only a week's notice, shell out hundreds of dollars for travel and board in Australia, and protest on his behalf, yet he can't even he bothered to show up because its too far? This unemployed faggot has no real life obligations outside this farce of a campaign. He has both the time and capital to attend a protest he organized, yet would rather prance around in the Irish countryside like an IPtroon. At this point, Lucas is more of a woman than an activist.

no no WAIT HOLD ON... it's REAL? Holy shit I was skipping through the thread to catch up and I though it was one of these obviously-fake-tweets like 'imagine if mf stopped bs-ing everyone and was honest like how bad it'd look for him lol'
so he actually said it, ok. Mf really said fuck all those people who sent me money in support of this whole campaign.
And mind you, very important campaign that will once for all get rid of evil psychopaths of the internets, will litcherally save lives and so on. The organizer of the campaign and spiritual leader of the movement has more important things to do than showing up on the FIRST FUCKING EVENT of the whole campaign. Like...I.'d forgive skipping one of them if the campaign were to continue for years but jfc the very first one?
No wonder the support for him keeps dropping every day. Is there really not one person in this dude's circle who'd be willing and able to help him out a bit PR wise? Really not one person?

 

[Troll Patrol]

Lucas is a puppet, LFJ is the person behind the protest in AUS, because it's part of his attempt in bullying them into blackholing the network. Lucas admitted around the time of the destiny arc that he started working with "several high profile trans people". In the interview archived in LFJ's thread, LFJ even says something to the effect of "when keffals started to get eyes on him, we decided it would be a good chance to push the dropkiwifarms thing again". Lucas is a mere puppet, a useful idiot to the really insane people with a grudge. Lucas is only part of this because he has a large audience of children and retards.

Yup! We are spending too much energy milking the puppet and largely ignoring the string puller. I suspect Fong is behind the DDOS attacks, but can't prove it.

 

[Autistic Joe]

what planet are these people living on
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"Despite being 13% of the..."
CORRELATION DOES NOT IMPLY CAUSATION YOU RACIST TRANSPHOBE NAZI

"As we are screeching like petulant manchildren, Cloudflare's stock dropped, it must be us!"

The part that blew my mind is when he claims "Cloudflare is losing enterprise customers". Wait, what? Based on what metric? Does he suddenly have an insider source to corroborate that customers are cancelling?

Does he have even the faintest idea of what it would take, for an ENTERPRISE customer to switch providers? I know these terminally online midwits can't imagine anything outside of their personal experience, but apparently they think large corporations with thousands of servers can change their hosting/cdn/infrastructure in 5 minutes. That it wouldn't be a 6-12 month process (and even that's optimistic lol), involving many layers of business/tech/legal approvals, and more spreadsheets, bullet points, and project plans than you can shake a stick at.

No, no, none of that. Apparently all these multi-billion-dollar companies see Keffals as their guiding light to salvation, and they scrambled to rearchitect their entire network in the few weeks since his crusade started. And the idea that these gayops affected Cloudflare's stock price is just the cherry on top.

 

[LonesomeDud]

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What a bunch of crap. Handicapped people travel on planes, you lazy liar.

The main difference is they're not munchies.

Spoiler: Oh, and one more minor detail.

They also have strength of character.

 

[yydszmiteg1]

That it wouldn't be a 6-12 month process (and even that's optimistic lol), involving many layers of business/tech/legal approvals, and more spreadsheets, bullet points, and project plans than you can shake a stick at.

None of these people have ever worked a job. They don't even think about things like the paperwork involved with the process...

 

[IamnottheNSA]

Lucas' empty threat of "wouldn't it be nice if someone hired a PI to dox everybody on kiwifarms" is so fucking ludicrous.

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Luke, buddy, you're gonna have to grift waaaaay more than 100k maplebucks to make this work. And that's not even accounting for our Tor friends and these speds:
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You might even dox a few people, but you know what's going to happen? Everybody else is just going to laugh at the moron you doxed for having terrible opsec. Happens all the time here, too. Someone says something dumb on the farms, someone else finds out they've reused usernames somewhere else and what do you know it's usually a furry with a gallery full of diaper porn. We're not a cult, we're absolutely not above calling each other out for being retarded.

It's part of the charm, really.

When you try to make an account you're urged to read this thread first, right on the account creation form.
Really, if anyone here actually gets doxed, they asked for it at this point.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Of course, if they believe others are ontologically evil, they believe themselves to be... ontologically good. And ontologically good people can literally do no wrong, after all.

You mean it's the same thing with like Nazis and their enemies? Or like Soviet communists and their enemies? Or like ISIS and their enemies?

 

[InteracialBowelSyndrome]

Yup! We are spending too much energy milking the puppet and largely ignoring the string puller. I suspect Fong is behind the DDOS attacks, but can't prove it.

Yeah, I think he might be partly responsuble too. In the Fong thread, Shrilly Elliot also said he had partnered with another lolcow name Alex Leal to try and fight Cloudflare. Leal has also admitted in the past to cyber attacks. He also has his own thread.

EDIT: To add Fong thread link

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/liz-fong-jones-elliot-william-fong-lizthegrey.128419/page-30

 

[AgendaPoster]

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The consequences of neglecting class in favor of muh marginalized communities have been a disaster for the human race

 

[Simon]

None of these people have ever worked a job. They don't even think about things like the paperwork involved with the process...

Even the process to just switch company wide email signatures takes weeks and meetings and higher ups signing off. These are huge corporations that make decisions at a glacial pace.

 

[He Found Captain Winky]

Feel free to clock and hat me but god damn if this isn't a peak Lucas moment:

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This mongoloid expects people to take off work with only a week's notice, shell out hundreds of dollars for travel and board in Australia, and protest on his behalf, yet he can't even he bothered to show up because its too far? This unemployed faggot has no real life obligations outside this farce of a campaign. He has both the time and capital to attend a protest he organized, yet would rather prance around in the Irish countryside like an IPtroon. At this point, Lucas is more of a woman than an activist.

Now now, be fair to Lucas. 20 hours is a long time for our man to be away from Tweeter. Think about all the posts and updoots he would miss. If Lucas flew his smelly amhole to Oz, we would probably get a news story about a crazy troon who went postal on the flight due to online withdrawl.

 

[BruhSheep]

None of these people have ever worked a job. They don't even think about things like the paperwork involved with the process...

Or the likelihood that even if what few femdom-fart-huffers actually voice their support and claim that they'll be switching, have the power to enact such a change in the first place.

And if they do, that process will move along at a glacial pace, enough that they get the brownie points for virtue signaling, but quietly pull the plug behind the scenes.

"Hey Larry, I got a project for you. Run the numbers on switching from Cloudflare. No, there's like virtually zero chance we actually do it, but let's just say that idiot Bob in marketing opened his fucking mouth again on Twitter, so we need to cover our asses again."

 

[Rogal Dorn]

Sorry, I don't know anything about this idiot. I just come here to laugh at retards, so knocking it offline is what caught my attention. If you have a thread on here, it's because you've done something objectively retarded, have a long history of doing retarded shit, and people want to laugh at it. This has nothing to do with your gender or sexual identity, this entire site is behavior based. You have to have been fucking up for a really long time to earn a thread on this site. If you want it to stop, attacking the site is the worst possible strategy. Your best strategy is to stop doing retarded shit. But you won't do that, will you?

 

[JamesWebbSlinger]

Looks like Uber UK is bending the knee, reaching out to their new, mangled, monarch over that call from the Postal protagonist, warning his family about their dox leaks.

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[My Name is Mud]

Looks like Uber UK is bending the knee, reaching out to their new, mangled, monarch.
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Lucas will do everything he can to slither his way out of talking with Uber support, because guess what, he is lying and no one fucking hacked him.

 

[AltisticRight]

Lucas will do everything he can to slither his way out of talking with Uber support, because guess what, he is lying and no one fucking hacked him.

Seems like an automated response too.
Stochastic Pizza Deliveries, sad.

 

[Subtlety]

"Stochastic terrorism" is "strategy of tension" for people who care more about appearances than having an actual ideological position.

 

[defbloat]

(Ruined own life) + (Army of journos) =

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Added bonus* attention of internet artists

Those numbers are terrible given the attention this person is getting, especially when you realize that troons will just toss money at people solely for cutting their dicks off. I guess the only way Lucas can make any kind of serious money is when people just drop a tip in and leave without having to listen to him for more than 5 minutes.